“For my next attention seeking trick, I will have you concentrate on Greenland, the Gulf of Mexico, and the Panama Canal—instead of my absurdly unqualified cabinet picks or that I have no real plans to fix the border or bring down food prices. Look, America, a rabbit!”

Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub

Happy New Year to all! Let’s smash some fashy faces in 2025!

Hot trends for 2025*
Composting
Bicycles
Libraries
Repair cafes
Wetlands
Voting rights
Plant based diets
Home weatherization
Water conservation
Sharing
Rain gardens
Green roofs
Agri-voltaics
Electric school buses
Dense housing
Walkability
Fossil fuel phase out
Peace

*If I ran the world

“They’re eating the Doge and Kash!”

Ringing in the New Year hits differently this year.