Jodi Chromey
@jodiwilldare.bsky.social
A little bit of heaven & a whole lot of hell.
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Can't wait for my west coast fam to get here for the holiday and discover I now talk to my cats like Gomez & Morticia Addams talk to each other.
a woman in a black dress is sitting at a table with a man in a suit .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is sitting at a table with a man in a suit .
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December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Can't wait for my west coast fam to get here for the holiday and discover I now talk to my cats like Gomez & Morticia Addams talk to each other.
Yes. Yes! I want this for Christmas, regardless of context.
please, just don't though. don't pay for the permits. don't make any more videos talking at cameras. delete your accounts. start writing.
December 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Yes. Yes! I want this for Christmas, regardless of context.
My most-listened albums this year were
1. Amanda Shires, Nobody’s Girl
2. Jason Isbell, Foxes in the Snow
It’d be funny if #3 was that Lily Allen record. It was Hana Vu’s Romantacism.
1. Amanda Shires, Nobody’s Girl
2. Jason Isbell, Foxes in the Snow
It’d be funny if #3 was that Lily Allen record. It was Hana Vu’s Romantacism.
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My most-listened albums this year were
1. Amanda Shires, Nobody’s Girl
2. Jason Isbell, Foxes in the Snow
It’d be funny if #3 was that Lily Allen record. It was Hana Vu’s Romantacism.
1. Amanda Shires, Nobody’s Girl
2. Jason Isbell, Foxes in the Snow
It’d be funny if #3 was that Lily Allen record. It was Hana Vu’s Romantacism.
I really need every damn place to stop asking me to fill out a survey about my experience. The blood lab, really? Leave me alone.
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I really need every damn place to stop asking me to fill out a survey about my experience. The blood lab, really? Leave me alone.
They’re playing Dave Matthews in the waiting area where I get blood brawn. Uffda!
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They’re playing Dave Matthews in the waiting area where I get blood brawn. Uffda!
Do you remember the olden days of e-commerce when you were lucky to get a shippping notice? Now you get an email for: receipt, shipping pending, shipped!, delivery pending, delivered!, fill out this survey, and leave a review.
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Do you remember the olden days of e-commerce when you were lucky to get a shippping notice? Now you get an email for: receipt, shipping pending, shipped!, delivery pending, delivered!, fill out this survey, and leave a review.
I’m watching a 1955 gameshow sponsored by Stopette deodorant with “anti-immune properties.”
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’m watching a 1955 gameshow sponsored by Stopette deodorant with “anti-immune properties.”
I wanted to study Latin in college, but my mom told me to take something more useful. So, I took Russian.
I’ve started learning Latin on Duolingo. My favorite thing so far is that “disco” is Latin for “I learn.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I wanted to study Latin in college, but my mom told me to take something more useful. So, I took Russian.
I’ve started learning Latin on Duolingo. My favorite thing so far is that “disco” is Latin for “I learn.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’ve started learning Latin on Duolingo. My favorite thing so far is that “disco” is Latin for “I learn.”
The good news: my invasive eye treatments went from every 4 to 6 to 8 to 12 to now 15 weeks. The bad news: I still can’t fucking see clearly.
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The good news: my invasive eye treatments went from every 4 to 6 to 8 to 12 to now 15 weeks. The bad news: I still can’t fucking see clearly.
Had a lot of self-worth & identity tied to being a single, independent, female freelancer. For 16 years I managed to support myself, pay my mortgage, pay off my student loans, and stay out of debt. Even had some saved for the rainy day that was having a stroke.
Did not expect that cancelling my FreshBooks account would make me so teary. Just when I think I have a grip on being disabled something comes along to kick me in the teeth and remonds me it's not that easy.
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Had a lot of self-worth & identity tied to being a single, independent, female freelancer. For 16 years I managed to support myself, pay my mortgage, pay off my student loans, and stay out of debt. Even had some saved for the rainy day that was having a stroke.
Did not expect that cancelling my FreshBooks account would make me so teary. Just when I think I have a grip on being disabled something comes along to kick me in the teeth and remonds me it's not that easy.
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Did not expect that cancelling my FreshBooks account would make me so teary. Just when I think I have a grip on being disabled something comes along to kick me in the teeth and remonds me it's not that easy.
I took a temp job at a software company because you could wear jeans & they had free pop. FREE POP!
(Coincidentally, I'm rightthissecond downloading 15 years of freelance data so I can cancel FreshBooks. Now that I'm disabled I can't work like I used to.)
(Coincidentally, I'm rightthissecond downloading 15 years of freelance data so I can cancel FreshBooks. Now that I'm disabled I can't work like I used to.)
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I took a temp job at a software company because you could wear jeans & they had free pop. FREE POP!
(Coincidentally, I'm rightthissecond downloading 15 years of freelance data so I can cancel FreshBooks. Now that I'm disabled I can't work like I used to.)
(Coincidentally, I'm rightthissecond downloading 15 years of freelance data so I can cancel FreshBooks. Now that I'm disabled I can't work like I used to.)
She’s calling some of y’all out.
“There is a certain kind of Replacements fan, I know, who is going to tear their hair out and be bothered in the extreme the second they read about “aesthetic strategies” and “artistic intention” in the context of their fave-ever band.”
www.gq.com/story/when-t...
“There is a certain kind of Replacements fan, I know, who is going to tear their hair out and be bothered in the extreme the second they read about “aesthetic strategies” and “artistic intention” in the context of their fave-ever band.”
www.gq.com/story/when-t...
When The Replacements' Courage Was at its Peak
On their 1984 album ‘Let It Be,’ the Minneapolis indie-rock wastrels spewed a message of working-class passion and outsider solidarity into the world's answering machine.
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November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
She’s calling some of y’all out.
“There is a certain kind of Replacements fan, I know, who is going to tear their hair out and be bothered in the extreme the second they read about “aesthetic strategies” and “artistic intention” in the context of their fave-ever band.”
www.gq.com/story/when-t...
“There is a certain kind of Replacements fan, I know, who is going to tear their hair out and be bothered in the extreme the second they read about “aesthetic strategies” and “artistic intention” in the context of their fave-ever band.”
www.gq.com/story/when-t...
Just discovered my mom
recycled a bunch of “good” boxes I was saving for Christmas. More upset than this transgression warrants. Clearly she does not know a good box when she sees it.
recycled a bunch of “good” boxes I was saving for Christmas. More upset than this transgression warrants. Clearly she does not know a good box when she sees it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Just discovered my mom
recycled a bunch of “good” boxes I was saving for Christmas. More upset than this transgression warrants. Clearly she does not know a good box when she sees it.
recycled a bunch of “good” boxes I was saving for Christmas. More upset than this transgression warrants. Clearly she does not know a good box when she sees it.
Also a fan of the songs on the jukebox.
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Also a fan of the songs on the jukebox.
This video brings me so much joy! I think the urine stalls & kewpie dolls are my favorite.
Rhino commissioned a new music video for "I Will Dare"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltPN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltPN...
The Replacements - I Will Dare (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
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November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This video brings me so much joy! I think the urine stalls & kewpie dolls are my favorite.
The Healthy Benefits of Poor People’s Insurance
Dear Darling Ones, One of the benefits of being poor is the insurance, or at least it is right now. Who knows what the future holds for poor people insurance? Probably nothing. The only thing America hates more than black people, anyone not generally…
Dear Darling Ones, One of the benefits of being poor is the insurance, or at least it is right now. Who knows what the future holds for poor people insurance? Probably nothing. The only thing America hates more than black people, anyone not generally…
The Healthy Benefits of Poor People’s Insurance
Dear Darling Ones, One of the benefits of being poor is the insurance, or at least it is right now. Who knows what the future holds for poor people insurance? Probably nothing. The only thing America hates more than black people, anyone not generally white passing, LGBTQIA+, and women, is poor people. This country hates poor people because, like the good capitalist robots we are trained to be, we equate wealth with intelligence, hard work, and moral superiority.
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November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The Healthy Benefits of Poor People’s Insurance
Dear Darling Ones, One of the benefits of being poor is the insurance, or at least it is right now. Who knows what the future holds for poor people insurance? Probably nothing. The only thing America hates more than black people, anyone not generally…
Dear Darling Ones, One of the benefits of being poor is the insurance, or at least it is right now. Who knows what the future holds for poor people insurance? Probably nothing. The only thing America hates more than black people, anyone not generally…
The good news? I got to pick the color of my new wheelchair. The bad news? I’m struggling with needing a wheelchair.
I feel like I wasted my ability to walk by sitting on my ass so much.
I feel like I wasted my ability to walk by sitting on my ass so much.
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The good news? I got to pick the color of my new wheelchair. The bad news? I’m struggling with needing a wheelchair.
I feel like I wasted my ability to walk by sitting on my ass so much.
I feel like I wasted my ability to walk by sitting on my ass so much.
It wasn’t too shabby. Cooking the Funyuns may have been a mistake. Some of them tasted like old fryer oil. Might be due to my aged Funyuns. Who knows?
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It wasn’t too shabby. Cooking the Funyuns may have been a mistake. Some of them tasted like old fryer oil. Might be due to my aged Funyuns. Who knows?
Adventures in Tator Tot Hotdish: ground turkey with onions & jalapeños; roasted corn & black beans; tots; variety of shredded cheese from opened bags; cream of jalapeño soup; and a Spicy Queso Funyun crumble.
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Adventures in Tator Tot Hotdish: ground turkey with onions & jalapeños; roasted corn & black beans; tots; variety of shredded cheese from opened bags; cream of jalapeño soup; and a Spicy Queso Funyun crumble.
My Top Five movie genres:
- Books
- Ones I didn’t see, but I read the book it’s based on
- Richard Linklater’s oeuvre
- Winona Ryder
- Grease 2
- Books
- Ones I didn’t see, but I read the book it’s based on
- Richard Linklater’s oeuvre
- Winona Ryder
- Grease 2
My top five movie genres:
- nothing happens, extremely realistically
- city's beggars and street people organize to track down a serial killer of children, who is portrayed sympathetically
- four members of a pop band take an animated ride on an amber submersible
- two reporters report
- a train
- nothing happens, extremely realistically
- city's beggars and street people organize to track down a serial killer of children, who is portrayed sympathetically
- four members of a pop band take an animated ride on an amber submersible
- two reporters report
- a train
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My Top Five movie genres:
- Books
- Ones I didn’t see, but I read the book it’s based on
- Richard Linklater’s oeuvre
- Winona Ryder
- Grease 2
- Books
- Ones I didn’t see, but I read the book it’s based on
- Richard Linklater’s oeuvre
- Winona Ryder
- Grease 2
I’m the kind of pedantic nerd/asshole who looks up when Flamin’ Hot Cheetos were invented (1990, released in 1992) to see if the book I’m reading is right. It was. I was wrong.
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’m the kind of pedantic nerd/asshole who looks up when Flamin’ Hot Cheetos were invented (1990, released in 1992) to see if the book I’m reading is right. It was. I was wrong.
I made a chicken stew, homemade buttermilk biscuits, and Scotcharoos. I sent most of it over to my mom & sister. I do enjoy feeding people.
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I made a chicken stew, homemade buttermilk biscuits, and Scotcharoos. I sent most of it over to my mom & sister. I do enjoy feeding people.
Fergus has decided my basket of yarn is her new bed. I was using that, menace.
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Fergus has decided my basket of yarn is her new bed. I was using that, menace.