Joe Fielder
@joefielder.bsky.social
Principal Narrative Designer at Obsidian on The Outer Worlds 2. (Previously: Deathloop, Ghost of Tsushima DC, Star Wars Battlefront II, Flame in the Flood, some BioShocks). he/they, ADHD.
How I imagine the conversation right before:
OPERATOR 1: Nah, I got this.
OPERATOR 2: The property line's
just on the other side. There's a tree down below.
OPERATOR 1: What are you, a structural engineer?!
OPERATOR 2: The house exterior is--
OPERATOR 1: FIVE WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS, I bet you.
OPERATOR 1: Nah, I got this.
OPERATOR 2: The property line's
just on the other side. There's a tree down below.
OPERATOR 1: What are you, a structural engineer?!
OPERATOR 2: The house exterior is--
OPERATOR 1: FIVE WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS, I bet you.
January 21, 2026 at 3:34 AM
How I imagine the conversation right before:
OPERATOR 1: Nah, I got this.
OPERATOR 2: The property line's
just on the other side. There's a tree down below.
OPERATOR 1: What are you, a structural engineer?!
OPERATOR 2: The house exterior is--
OPERATOR 1: FIVE WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS, I bet you.
OPERATOR 1: Nah, I got this.
OPERATOR 2: The property line's
just on the other side. There's a tree down below.
OPERATOR 1: What are you, a structural engineer?!
OPERATOR 2: The house exterior is--
OPERATOR 1: FIVE WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS, I bet you.