Above Average Joe
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Hardcore Steelers fan. Escapee of the Muskrat hellhole. I'll just be over here in the background since I am mostly ignored. Waiting to read that one special obituary so I don't have to hear or see the Orange Creamsicle anymore. Fuck FElon Musk.
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The most asked question in the world!
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
The most asked question in the world!
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I set a reminder on my calendar for it. Also, March 1 is the new Yellowstone spinoff with Kacey as a marshall.
THE PITT SEASON 2 DROPS THIS THURSDAY???! this is excellent news.
January 4, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I set a reminder on my calendar for it. Also, March 1 is the new Yellowstone spinoff with Kacey as a marshall.
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In a nutshell.
January 4, 2026 at 9:15 AM
In a nutshell.
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That’s right, Congress. Keep letting him do anything he wants, unchecked. Keep showing the country (and the world) what total feckless pussies you are. Well done.
January 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
That’s right, Congress. Keep letting him do anything he wants, unchecked. Keep showing the country (and the world) what total feckless pussies you are. Well done.
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I don’t understand how the first reaction from leadership isn’t “This is an impeachable offense. My colleagues must defund Hegseth and begin drafting articles immediately.”
Like, even if it doesn’t get done, how are you not planting this flag in the ground immediately?
Like, even if it doesn’t get done, how are you not planting this flag in the ground immediately?
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I don’t understand how the first reaction from leadership isn’t “This is an impeachable offense. My colleagues must defund Hegseth and begin drafting articles immediately.”
Like, even if it doesn’t get done, how are you not planting this flag in the ground immediately?
Like, even if it doesn’t get done, how are you not planting this flag in the ground immediately?
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Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
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Trump out here protecting Americans the same way he protects young girls.
January 3, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Trump out here protecting Americans the same way he protects young girls.
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Let’s not forget that over 77M Americans voted for this reckless, ignorant creature to retake the levers of power.
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Let’s not forget that over 77M Americans voted for this reckless, ignorant creature to retake the levers of power.
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If Nicolás Maduro stands trial in the United States and gets convicted of 34 felonies, does that mean he’s qualified to be our next president now?
Just checking what the standards are these days.
Just checking what the standards are these days.
January 3, 2026 at 12:01 PM
If Nicolás Maduro stands trial in the United States and gets convicted of 34 felonies, does that mean he’s qualified to be our next president now?
Just checking what the standards are these days.
Just checking what the standards are these days.
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What a relief to see 2025 in the rear-view mirror. Count me among those optimistic that 2026, America’s 250th anniversary year, will be the opportunity to prove that most Americans won’t let a depraved and malignant despot destroy our beloved country and end our democratic project.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
December 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What a relief to see 2025 in the rear-view mirror. Count me among those optimistic that 2026, America’s 250th anniversary year, will be the opportunity to prove that most Americans won’t let a depraved and malignant despot destroy our beloved country and end our democratic project.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year! 🥂 Hope 2026 is good to all of us, and hope it's considerably less orange!
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Happy New Year! 🥂 Hope 2026 is good to all of us, and hope it's considerably less orange!
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Another story you won't see on 60 Minutes...
December 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Another story you won't see on 60 Minutes...
Spanky wishes you all a Merry Christmas
December 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Spanky wishes you all a Merry Christmas
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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He’s utterly mad, mentally unfit to be in that office, and a clear and present danger to this country & the world.
#25thAmendment. It’s time.
#25thAmendment. It’s time.
December 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
He’s utterly mad, mentally unfit to be in that office, and a clear and present danger to this country & the world.
#25thAmendment. It’s time.
#25thAmendment. It’s time.
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If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
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AAG Blanch: "We removed all the photos with victims in them."
Why did all the photos of Trump have victims in them?
Does that mean none of the photos of Bill Clinton had victims in them?
Why did all the photos of Trump have victims in them?
Does that mean none of the photos of Bill Clinton had victims in them?
December 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
AAG Blanch: "We removed all the photos with victims in them."
Why did all the photos of Trump have victims in them?
Does that mean none of the photos of Bill Clinton had victims in them?
Why did all the photos of Trump have victims in them?
Does that mean none of the photos of Bill Clinton had victims in them?
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Massie: Previous presidents told us to go to war over WMDs that did not exist. Now it's the same playbook. Except we're told that drugs are the WMDs. If it were about drugs, we'd bomb Mexico or China or Colombia. This is about oil and regime change.
December 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Massie: Previous presidents told us to go to war over WMDs that did not exist. Now it's the same playbook. Except we're told that drugs are the WMDs. If it were about drugs, we'd bomb Mexico or China or Colombia. This is about oil and regime change.
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"We suffer through daily reminders of the weakness of his mind, but the U.S. has muddled along with other dim presidents. Where Trump occupies a category all his own is in his breathtaking moral depravity. The man is a moral abomination, and so are his defenders."
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The Psych-Ward Presidency
The president has no moral core. And, according to his own chief of staff, he’s surrounded by amateurs, opportunists, and drug users.
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December 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"We suffer through daily reminders of the weakness of his mind, but the U.S. has muddled along with other dim presidents. Where Trump occupies a category all his own is in his breathtaking moral depravity. The man is a moral abomination, and so are his defenders."
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
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