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You’re walking through a red forest. The grass is tall.
lol
January 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
January 10, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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Apparently my wife’s karate teacher’s sourdough starter exploded in the back of our car when she was giving him a ride to his mom’s bakery after his car wouldn’t start? Whew! I think I have that straight. Anyway, big mess!
January 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
If there’s a god, they are sure taking their sweet time doing the thing we all want.
January 8, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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remember Congress?
January 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
It was so cold this week that I was caught spooning with Zohran Mamdani’s stockbroker or something
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
CFA is doing yearly unwrapped too? This has gotta stop
December 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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is baldness contagious
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months https://theonion.com/new-alabama-law-requires-women-to-leave-semen-on-lower-back-for-9-months/
December 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
December 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My new favorite bumper sticker I saw today:

“Don’t honk at me or I’ll kill myself”
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
December 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Started The Pitt. Awesome so far.
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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BREAKING:

The AP calls the Miami mayor's race for Democrat Eileen Higgins.

Higgins defeated a Trump-endorsed Republican — becoming the first Democrat in nearly three decades to win the office.
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
What is this name
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM