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John Luc
@johnluc1111.bsky.social
Nerd. Author. Editor for hire. Genderqueer transman. Pansexual and queer. ENM, BDSM, ADHD, ASD, PTSD, and some other fun acronyms.
This joke took a lot of improv. I’ll bet Paul McCartney would have Winged it.

#puns #DadJoke #joke #PaulMcCartney #improv
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I really went to bat for this vampire joke.

#puns #DadJoke #joke #vampire #bat
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This joke Always needs some Kotext or someone will behavelike a Diva.

#DadJoke #joke #puns #menstrual #bard
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My bird’s favorite band was Hootie and the Blowfish.

#joke #DadJoke #puns #owls #falconry
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This joke is pure gold. Ore is it?

#joke #DadJoke #puns #gold #nonbinary
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My sister got me a tiny little turtle dragon and I JUST CANNOT WITH THIS 🥰

#dragon #turtle #cute #toy #gifts
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Today I diagnosed and fixed my car. May not seem like a big deal for some, but for me it was a major win. After years of gaslighting from older adults, this made me feel more confident in myself.

Don’t worry, I added a #DadJoke.

#CarRepair #Adulting #puns #joke
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This joke might fly over someone’s head.

#joke #DadJokes #puns #insects #flies
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’ve gnome this for years—did YOU?

#jokes #DadJokes #puns #gnome #folklore
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
[1:50] I’ve been sitting on this for a couple days, trying to figure out how to explain that jokes about someone being not heterosexual reinforces harmful ideas that being LGBTQIA+ is something to be ashamed of. Anyway… here’s Wonderwall.

#LGBTQIA #NoShame #NoH8 #NotAJoke #ToxicMasculinity
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’m used to playing with big, erm… roosters. Yeah. Roos. Totes.

#puns #DadJokes #joke #chicken #rooster
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
You could say I’m a master baker. I try not to croissant-post those videos, though.

#puns #DadJokes #joke #baker #flour
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I like to post #DadJokes religiously. Even if they are nun-sense.

#joke #puns #nun #silliness
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Well, water you gonna do about it?

#jokes #puns #DadJokes #well #water
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’m too chicken to deal with this. It’s beak ghost season!

#puns #DadJokes #joke #chicken #ghost
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Jalapeño: 3,750 Scoville units
Lemon drop pepper: 30,000-50,000 Scoville units
Squirrel who kept eating my peppers: 🔥🍩 later.

#pepper #HotPeppers #squirrel #planets #gardening
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My days with James were numbered. I couldn’t count on him.

#puns #jokes #DadJokes #numbers #count
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It’s a bit wet here in Atlanta. Bit moist. Slightly damp. I blame whoever mentioned Sean Astin’s name. Got me all excited.

#rain #river #plants #autumn #Atlanta
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This joke might leave some folks expressionless.

#jokes #puns #DadJokes #botox #silliness
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I moustache you a question, but I’m shaving it for later.

#puns #jokes #DadJokes #beard #humor
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
We’re gonna need a bigger joke.

#jokes #puns #DadJokes #boat #humor
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If I could turn back time… if I could find a way…

#puns #jokes #DadJokes #Delorean #time
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This joke might leave some folks hopping mad.

#jokes #puns #DadJokes #rabbits #hopping
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A joke to crow about.

#jokes #puns #DadJokes #crow #bar
November 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I was feline fine until I was told I ruminant on goats.

#jokes #puns #DadJokes #goats #cows
November 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM