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John Luc
@johnluc1111.bsky.social
Nerd. Author. Editor for hire. Genderqueer transman. Pansexual and queer. ENM, BDSM, ADHD, ASD, PTSD, and some other fun acronyms.
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Trans Lifeline: 877-565-8860
Trevor Project: 866-488-7386
Next Rung: 833-698-7864
LGBT Hotline: 888-843-5464
LGBT Youth Hotline: 800-246-7743
LGBT Elder Hotline: 888-234-7243
TrevorText: 678 678

Remember: LGBTQIA+ means family. Family means no one gets left behind.
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Remember that time Nancy rappelled from a Blackhawk helicopter into a Chicago apartment building and dragged dozens of innocent people into the street naked at gun point? Remember? Yeah, me neither, Greg, you complete dipshit.
Greg Bovino calls NANCY SINATRA "a main cause of violence"
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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However bad the dysphoria I feel about my sexed anatomy, I push against the tendency to indulge misogynist language about it.

It's an easy shortcut to perceived 'masculinity' but I don't want to be the kind of guy who talks about female anatomy with disrespect, even if mine causes me distress.
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This joke took a lot of improv. I’ll bet Paul McCartney would have Winged it.

#puns #DadJoke #joke #PaulMcCartney #improv
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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TikTok video by pinkberryGA
www.tiktok.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I really went to bat for this vampire joke.

#puns #DadJoke #joke #vampire #bat
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Thank you to those philanthropists,but it shouldn't be necessary to do this. The impacts of the federal shutdown will continue to ripple.
opb.org OPB @opb.org · 3d
Last month, Oregon Gov. Tina Kotek sent $5 million to food banks during the shutdown, plus $1 million to the state’s tribes. The governor recently announced that philanthropic donors have matched that $6 million.
Private Oregon donors pitch in after SNAP crisis highlighted food insecurity
SNAP crisis highlighted food insecurity in Oregon; private donors pitch in
www.opb.org
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This joke Always needs some Kotext or someone will behavelike a Diva.

#DadJoke #joke #puns #menstrual #bard
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My bird’s favorite band was Hootie and the Blowfish.

#joke #DadJoke #puns #owls #falconry
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This joke is pure gold. Ore is it?

#joke #DadJoke #puns #gold #nonbinary
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My sister got me a tiny little turtle dragon and I JUST CANNOT WITH THIS 🥰

#dragon #turtle #cute #toy #gifts
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Today I diagnosed and fixed my car. May not seem like a big deal for some, but for me it was a major win. After years of gaslighting from older adults, this made me feel more confident in myself.

Don’t worry, I added a #DadJoke.

#CarRepair #Adulting #puns #joke
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Hmmm…what USAID wasn’t bad for America…what if getting rid of it only hurt us and everyone else?

What if the richest man in the world being responsible for ending aid to the poorest people in the world will go down as one of the most bizarre and disgusting acts of the 21st century?
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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We’re excited to see everyone at the Remove the Regime main rally today in Washington, D.C.! It kicks off at 12:00 PM at the Lincoln Memorial, followed by a march on Washington, with headlining speakers and live performances from Dropkick Murphys and Earth to Eve!
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Huh. Lasts for 90 days too.
The US has issued a new NOTAM (Notice to Air Missions) for the entire Venezuelan Flight Information Region, advising of a hazardous security environment amid worsening conditions and heightened military activity in and around Venezuela.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This joke might fly over someone’s head.

#joke #DadJokes #puns #insects #flies
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’ve gnome this for years—did YOU?

#jokes #DadJokes #puns #gnome #folklore
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Knowing these useless prats, the app will get hacked and all this data will end up in the hands of people who will look for the plates and records of… malicious people… who are doing shitty things… and things will happen to…

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license plate data merged with credit header data, marriage records, vehicle ownership, and voter registrations, in one app for ICE agents. oh and it sends push notifications when someone they're seeking is nearby.
🆒: www.404media.co/this-app-let...
This App Lets ICE Track Vehicles and Owners Across the Country
Material viewed by 404 Media shows data giant Thomson Reuters enriches license plate data with marriage, voter, and ownership records. The tool can predict where a car may be in the future.
www.404media.co
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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We want to share our immense gratitude for the folks handling our payroll. They worked intensely to get backpay processed within two business days of government reopening. That can't have been easy. Thank you from the bottom of our 💚💚💚
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
[1:50] I’ve been sitting on this for a couple days, trying to figure out how to explain that jokes about someone being not heterosexual reinforces harmful ideas that being LGBTQIA+ is something to be ashamed of. Anyway… here’s Wonderwall.

#LGBTQIA #NoShame #NoH8 #NotAJoke #ToxicMasculinity
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Boosting the signal for my good time boyeh David 🥰
Donate to Help David Overcome Medical & Life Challenges, organized by David Ferguson
My name is David Ferguson, and I’m reaching out during one of the lowest … David Ferguson needs your support for Help David Overcome Medical & Life Challenges
www.gofundme.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’m used to playing with big, erm… roosters. Yeah. Roos. Totes.

#puns #DadJokes #joke #chicken #rooster
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
R’amen
After the revelations in these 23k+ Epstein emails, I’m convinced these billionaires didn’t manipulate the last election to keep Trump out of prison, they did it to keep ALL of them out of prison. May ANYONE involved with Epstein rot in hell and prison, you soulless pieces of shit.
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
You could say I’m a master baker. I try not to croissant-post those videos, though.

#puns #DadJokes #joke #baker #flour
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM