Geordie John in Bristol
@johnnieaka2002.bsky.social
Geordie exile in Bristol. Sausagenius. Tree planter extraordinaire. Love swimming, surfing, hiking and NUFC. Much better here than Elon’s pit of hate.
l’Eurostar. Allez les noirs et blancs!!!
October 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
l’Eurostar. Allez les noirs et blancs!!!
September 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Stamp duty aside, she simply didn’t go to the right school. Oiks should know their place. Wait til the headlines from the , Torygraph, Daily Hate and Distress tomorrow. They’ll be positively dripping with hypocrisy
#Rayner
#Rayner
September 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Stamp duty aside, she simply didn’t go to the right school. Oiks should know their place. Wait til the headlines from the , Torygraph, Daily Hate and Distress tomorrow. They’ll be positively dripping with hypocrisy
#Rayner
#Rayner
Can’t wait for the Nick Woltemade breakdown from @editkev.football
a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn from a container that says inside
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn from a container that says inside
media.tenor.com
August 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Can’t wait for the Nick Woltemade breakdown from @editkev.football
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August 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I’m Ravioli Allegro
That is so cool!
That is so cool!
Your Gregg Wallace Private Chatroom chat handle is the last thing you ate and the model of car your parents drove when you were a kid.
I'm Fajita_Hilux.
I'm Fajita_Hilux.
July 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’m Ravioli Allegro
That is so cool!
That is so cool!
Alexander Isak is staying
July 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Alexander Isak is staying
Oh…. Quelle surprise. Elon’s just gone cruise missile. What is nuclear going to look like?
June 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Oh…. Quelle surprise. Elon’s just gone cruise missile. What is nuclear going to look like?
Player of the season: Tonali
Young player of the season: Tino
Goal of the season: Burn final
Underrated player: Murphy
Most improved player: Hall
Manager rating: 10/10
#NUFC #NUFCfans
Young player of the season: Tino
Goal of the season: Burn final
Underrated player: Murphy
Most improved player: Hall
Manager rating: 10/10
#NUFC #NUFCfans
Player of the season: Isak
Young player of the season: Tino
Goal of the season: BDB
Underrated player: BDB
Most improved player: Murphy
Manager rating /10: 10
Young player of the season: Tino
Goal of the season: BDB
Underrated player: BDB
Most improved player: Murphy
Manager rating /10: 10
Nicked this from the other place, so what’s your selections? #NUFC
Player of the season: Isak
Young player of the season: Hall
Goal of the season: Got to be BDB
Underrated player: Pope
Most improved player: Murphy
Manager rating /10: 10, obviously, all other ratings are wrong 🤣
Player of the season: Isak
Young player of the season: Hall
Goal of the season: Got to be BDB
Underrated player: Pope
Most improved player: Murphy
Manager rating /10: 10, obviously, all other ratings are wrong 🤣
May 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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PSG knocking out all the English teams in preparation for the return of their final boss, Newcastle United, next season
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
PSG knocking out all the English teams in preparation for the return of their final boss, Newcastle United, next season
Not a golf fan at all but loved that last bit of the Masters. Two great players getting through to a play off and really pleased for McIlroy who always comes across as a solid dude, (as does Rose to be fair…)
April 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Not a golf fan at all but loved that last bit of the Masters. Two great players getting through to a play off and really pleased for McIlroy who always comes across as a solid dude, (as does Rose to be fair…)
1. King Charles
2. Jackie Milburn
3. John Motson
4. Kim Deal
5. Jamie Redknapp
2. Jackie Milburn
3. John Motson
4. Kim Deal
5. Jamie Redknapp
List five famous people you've met, but one is a lie
1. Prince Edward
2. Ant McPartlin
3. Joss Ackland
4. Edwyn Collins
5. Sylvester McCoy
1. Prince Edward
2. Ant McPartlin
3. Joss Ackland
4. Edwyn Collins
5. Sylvester McCoy
List five famous people you’ve met, but ONE is a lie
1. Kevin Rowland
2. Dawn Penn
3. Janet Jackson
4. Charles Dance
5. Ivor Cutler
1. Kevin Rowland
2. Dawn Penn
3. Janet Jackson
4. Charles Dance
5. Ivor Cutler
April 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
1. King Charles
2. Jackie Milburn
3. John Motson
4. Kim Deal
5. Jamie Redknapp
2. Jackie Milburn
3. John Motson
4. Kim Deal
5. Jamie Redknapp
April 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
NUFC
NUFC
NUFC
Bristol City
NUFC
NUFC
NUFC
Bristol City
NUFC
Let's see who follows their family when supporting a team...
Grandfathers team:
Dad's team:
Mum's team:
Your local team:
Your team:
Grandfathers team:
Dad's team:
Mum's team:
Your local team:
Your team:
April 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
NUFC
NUFC
NUFC
Bristol City
NUFC
NUFC
NUFC
Bristol City
NUFC
He eat his spaghetti he loves you Moretti and he hates-a fucking Sunderland….
G’wan Bruno lad! 😂😂😂
G’wan Bruno lad! 😂😂😂
March 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
He eat his spaghetti he loves you Moretti and he hates-a fucking Sunderland….
G’wan Bruno lad! 😂😂😂
G’wan Bruno lad! 😂😂😂
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March 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.
March 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.