Johnny Dam-aged
@johnny-dam-aged.bsky.social
IT tech support. Random movie quotes and no, I will not fix your computer.
My mind is like a library book that's never coming back...
January 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My mind is like a library book that's never coming back...
At this point I think people setting up their chess boards wrong are just fucking with us...
January 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
At this point I think people setting up their chess boards wrong are just fucking with us...
I got kicked out of a general store the other day because I asked for something specific...
December 28, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I got kicked out of a general store the other day because I asked for something specific...
I had a carbon monoxide detector once but the constant beeping kept giving me a headache...
December 28, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I had a carbon monoxide detector once but the constant beeping kept giving me a headache...
Magnus Carlson is going full on Bobby Fischer today at the FIDE World Rapid Championship.
December 27, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Magnus Carlson is going full on Bobby Fischer today at the FIDE World Rapid Championship.
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Time travel would be cool and all but impractical since you'd just end up in space.
December 26, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Time travel would be cool and all but impractical since you'd just end up in space.
One of the best cheapest retro handheld, Datafrog.
December 24, 2024 at 10:20 PM
One of the best cheapest retro handheld, Datafrog.
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
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theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...
December 23, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...
theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...
Just finished reading an awesome book: Forfolk's Sake.
December 21, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Just finished reading an awesome book: Forfolk's Sake.
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i love right-handed people, i have a lot of them in my life, but like ... that's not the hand you're supposed to write with. knock it off. what are you doing. you're making a fool of yourself. in fact, i think i'm going to cut you out of my life
December 20, 2024 at 4:32 PM
i love right-handed people, i have a lot of them in my life, but like ... that's not the hand you're supposed to write with. knock it off. what are you doing. you're making a fool of yourself. in fact, i think i'm going to cut you out of my life
Time travel, seeing past events would fuck up a lot of religions.
December 19, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Time travel, seeing past events would fuck up a lot of religions.
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I like sweatpants, they make me feel slim...
December 18, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I like sweatpants, they make me feel slim...
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Every Videogame From 1954. Happy Holidays!
December 17, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Every Videogame From 1954. Happy Holidays!
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Too damn many people are setting up their chess boards wrong...
December 15, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Too damn many people are setting up their chess boards wrong...
This place needs black hearts for when you don't like the post.
December 13, 2024 at 5:36 AM
This place needs black hearts for when you don't like the post.
Exit stage left...
December 12, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Exit stage left...
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What an emotional moment. We have a new World Chess Champion in Gukesh Dommaraju, the youngest to ever do it! What a fantastic young man both on and off the board. Congratulations! #GukeshD #Dingvsgukesh
December 12, 2024 at 3:46 PM
What an emotional moment. We have a new World Chess Champion in Gukesh Dommaraju, the youngest to ever do it! What a fantastic young man both on and off the board. Congratulations! #GukeshD #Dingvsgukesh