How do you not pick ‘booming’ or at the very least, ‘exploding’ here

Putting a bunch of gherkins in a menorah and wishing everyone a happy cornichonukkah

Is YOUR child texting about P.G. Wodehouse? Get to know the signs:

BRB = Bertie’s Rum Bother
LMAO = Lest Maiden Aunts Occur
JFC = Jeeves Favours Caution
BTW = Bold Tie Warnings
WTAF = Well Then, Augustus Fink-Nottle
STFU = Sir, That Fedora’s...Unfortunate

Very few things surprise/confuse me more than the fact that for no discernible reason none of the novels of Jean Rhys, not even the indisputable classic Wide Sargasso Sea, are available in an audiobook format

Pulling a Grinch for Black Friday and sneaking into the big box stores and stealing their flat screen TVs tonight so tomorrow everyone learns a valuable lesson about the real meaning of the day after thanksgiving

Holy actual shit: Slate named Roberto (the soup) one of the 25 most important recipes of the last 100 years!!!????????!!! slate.com/life/2024/11...

Do you ever just look at your dog and think how crazy it is that the most perfect thing in the universe spends all day hanging out on your couch?

Introduce yourself with 3 books you love:

Small Gods - Terry Pratchett
True Grit - Charles Portis
Where the Wild Things Are - Maurice Sendak

No matter what mistakes I make in life (and there have been/will be plenty), I will never be the guy who said 'yeah, we can do a Frasier reboot without Niles'