Jon Carlin
@joncarlin.bsky.social
Canadian 🇨🇦
Dad 😴
Nerd 🤓
Gamer 🎮🎲🃏
Raptor and Tempo fan 🦖🎶🏀🍁
Dad 😴
Nerd 🤓
Gamer 🎮🎲🃏
Raptor and Tempo fan 🦖🎶🏀🍁
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Wait… is “Board of Peace” just a bad play on “Bored of Peace”?
Are we in the new Austin Powers movie?
Are we in the new Austin Powers movie?
January 23, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Wait… is “Board of Peace” just a bad play on “Bored of Peace”?
Are we in the new Austin Powers movie?
Are we in the new Austin Powers movie?
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One for the history books. Canada, it’s our time to play. 🏀
The Toronto Tempo 2026 inaugural season schedule is here and we couldn’t just drop it, we had to build it. We've teamed up with our friends LEGO Canada to create something special.
The Toronto Tempo 2026 inaugural season schedule is here and we couldn’t just drop it, we had to build it. We've teamed up with our friends LEGO Canada to create something special.
January 21, 2026 at 8:06 PM
One for the history books. Canada, it’s our time to play. 🏀
The Toronto Tempo 2026 inaugural season schedule is here and we couldn’t just drop it, we had to build it. We've teamed up with our friends LEGO Canada to create something special.
The Toronto Tempo 2026 inaugural season schedule is here and we couldn’t just drop it, we had to build it. We've teamed up with our friends LEGO Canada to create something special.
On behalf of all Canadians
Get fucked bud
Get fucked bud
Trump: "Canada gets a lot of freebies from us. They should be grateful, also, but they're not. I watched your prime minister yesterday, he wasn't so grateful. But they should be grateful to us. Canada lives because of the United States — remember that, Mark."
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
On behalf of all Canadians
Get fucked bud
Get fucked bud
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I would be so good with another country, literally any other country, capturing our leader and declaring themselves the new leader. It could even be like a cantaloupe in their place. Or a doll. A ventriloquist dummy if it's a rich country who does it and they want to be fancy
January 20, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I would be so good with another country, literally any other country, capturing our leader and declaring themselves the new leader. It could even be like a cantaloupe in their place. Or a doll. A ventriloquist dummy if it's a rich country who does it and they want to be fancy
January 20, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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Unfortunately, this is more real than I want it to be.
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January 20, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Unfortunately, this is more real than I want it to be.
i.redd.it/waru3ogprbeg...
i.redd.it/waru3ogprbeg...
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January 17, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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Child’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream Shop
Child’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream Shop
MILWAUKEE—After instructing his 5-year-old son to imagine a bunch of birthday candles at the other end of the tube, local dad Rick Cerney, 41, reportedly rewarded the child’s blow into his car Breatha...
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January 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Child’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream Shop
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The NFL has announced that Green Day will kick off the 60th Super Bowl with an opening ceremony at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California.
Green Day to open 60th Super Bowl with anniversary ceremony celebrating generations of MVPs
The NFL has announced that Green Day will kick off the 60th Super Bowl with an opening ceremony at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California.
bit.ly
January 18, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The NFL has announced that Green Day will kick off the 60th Super Bowl with an opening ceremony at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California.
These are SO MUCH HOTTER than Flamin Hot Cheetos. Goldfish lovers you’ve been warned.
January 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
These are SO MUCH HOTTER than Flamin Hot Cheetos. Goldfish lovers you’ve been warned.
Wow Butter is a suitable substitute for peanut butter. I’ll die on this hill.
January 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Wow Butter is a suitable substitute for peanut butter. I’ll die on this hill.
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you want to know why the muppets never leave sesame street: thread
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
you want to know why the muppets never leave sesame street: thread
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It’s crazy how it’s suddenly “wow we live in a police state” when it happens to white people
January 16, 2026 at 6:24 AM
It’s crazy how it’s suddenly “wow we live in a police state” when it happens to white people
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sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
October 12, 2023 at 5:51 PM
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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two roles for the price of one actor: thread
January 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
two roles for the price of one actor: thread
"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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January 14, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Doomed Rabbit To Teach 8-Year-Old About Responsibility https://theonion.com/doomed-rabbit-to-teach-8-year-old-about-responsibility-1819574501/
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Doomed Rabbit To Teach 8-Year-Old About Responsibility https://theonion.com/doomed-rabbit-to-teach-8-year-old-about-responsibility-1819574501/
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Who are the five greatest prospects of all time? Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, and Dillon
BREAKING: The New York Yankees and Miami Marlins are finalizing a trade sending LHP Ryan Weathers to the Yankees for four minor leaguers, per @JackCurryYES
The Return:
- OF Dillon Lewis
- OF Brendan Jones
- IN Dillon Jasso
- IF Juan Matheus
The Return:
- OF Dillon Lewis
- OF Brendan Jones
- IN Dillon Jasso
- IF Juan Matheus
January 14, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Who are the five greatest prospects of all time? Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, and Dillon
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comic strip about an office worker turned assassin who goes after the man who created him
Killbert
Killbert
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
comic strip about an office worker turned assassin who goes after the man who created him
Killbert
Killbert
I consider posting something negative under a movie trailer I just watched but then I didn’t. It’s just that easy.
January 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I consider posting something negative under a movie trailer I just watched but then I didn’t. It’s just that easy.
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A fitting farewell for Lowry as the Sixers make sure he gets a chance to play and the Raptors accommodate them
www.thestar.com/sports/rapto...
www.thestar.com/sports/rapto...
Raptors vs. 76ers: It was too much Philly early, then a fond farewell for Kyle Lowry
The Sixers took all of the suspense out of the game with 45-point first quarter. And then the wait for Lowry was on.
www.thestar.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 AM
A fitting farewell for Lowry as the Sixers make sure he gets a chance to play and the Raptors accommodate them
www.thestar.com/sports/rapto...
www.thestar.com/sports/rapto...
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Govt of Canada Communication: THEN vs NOW
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Govt of Canada Communication: THEN vs NOW