Jon Pyle
@jonpyle.bsky.social
Digital Pastor Pop culture was my first religion. World-class hugger. Retired sports blogger.
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We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
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if you want to make Rom Coms in the vein of Hallmark movies but in warm sunny locales hit my line
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
if you want to make Rom Coms in the vein of Hallmark movies but in warm sunny locales hit my line
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Yes, if you have an update to an original Thanksgiving Disaster, we will take that as well 👨🚀 🌕
Thanksgiving Disaster Boogaloo
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yes, if you have an update to an original Thanksgiving Disaster, we will take that as well 👨🚀 🌕
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Part of why the billionaire class LOVES “Artificial Intelligence” so much is that they don’t value work.
They don’t want to do the work. Any of it: emotional, creative, detail-oriented. They simply want to extract the value of something as efficiently as possible.
They don’t want to do the work. Any of it: emotional, creative, detail-oriented. They simply want to extract the value of something as efficiently as possible.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Part of why the billionaire class LOVES “Artificial Intelligence” so much is that they don’t value work.
They don’t want to do the work. Any of it: emotional, creative, detail-oriented. They simply want to extract the value of something as efficiently as possible.
They don’t want to do the work. Any of it: emotional, creative, detail-oriented. They simply want to extract the value of something as efficiently as possible.
As much as I want success for USC, I’m relieved that I don’t have to work up some false hope and watch them get boat raced in the Playoffs
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
As much as I want success for USC, I’m relieved that I don’t have to work up some false hope and watch them get boat raced in the Playoffs
We’ve needed Jane to take the play card from Lincoln Riley for a long time.
Congratulations to @janecoaston.bsky.social on her new role as USC offensive coordinator.
#AllPIOffense
#AllPIOffense
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
We’ve needed Jane to take the play card from Lincoln Riley for a long time.
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USC has allowed a punt return TD and then get a leaping penalty to turn a missed FG into an Oregon touchdown. That is how you go from a close game to a 28-14 deficit with the Ducks getting the ball to start the second half.
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
USC has allowed a punt return TD and then get a leaping penalty to turn a missed FG into an Oregon touchdown. That is how you go from a close game to a 28-14 deficit with the Ducks getting the ball to start the second half.
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no but really
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
no but really
I know I’m old because whenever I see football players with their mouth piece dangling before the snap, I get so nervous.
For the LOVE OF GOD… Put your mouth guard in!!!
For the LOVE OF GOD… Put your mouth guard in!!!
two men in plaid shirts are standing next to each other on a blue background .
ALT: two men in plaid shirts are standing next to each other on a blue background .
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November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I know I’m old because whenever I see football players with their mouth piece dangling before the snap, I get so nervous.
For the LOVE OF GOD… Put your mouth guard in!!!
For the LOVE OF GOD… Put your mouth guard in!!!
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this goddamn fucking sneak attack ad gets me every fucking time I can't make it 15 seconds godDAMMIT
Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
this goddamn fucking sneak attack ad gets me every fucking time I can't make it 15 seconds godDAMMIT
One of the only movies I’ve ever walked out on and demanded a refund was Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2. Watching it now, I was entirely justified. It’s nonsensical.
And the first one is BAAADDDD. But in an entirely different way.
And the first one is BAAADDDD. But in an entirely different way.
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
One of the only movies I’ve ever walked out on and demanded a refund was Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2. Watching it now, I was entirely justified. It’s nonsensical.
And the first one is BAAADDDD. But in an entirely different way.
And the first one is BAAADDDD. But in an entirely different way.
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
That PI call is INSANE. One of the worst I’ve seen in awhile.
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
That PI call is INSANE. One of the worst I’ve seen in awhile.
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Did not expect USC to pull out a win against Iowa today but I’m damn happy they did. Fight On! ✌🏾
a football player wearing a red jersey with the number 13 on it
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November 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Did not expect USC to pull out a win against Iowa today but I’m damn happy they did. Fight On! ✌🏾
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*looks around* I don’t think Oklahoma or Alabama are that good. *ducks*
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
*looks around* I don’t think Oklahoma or Alabama are that good. *ducks*
DeBoer with an adorable little reverse on 4th & 1 with the game on the line… this is Chaos Tide. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
DeBoer with an adorable little reverse on 4th & 1 with the game on the line… this is Chaos Tide. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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“Beauty is not just a means of escape; it is above all an invocation. When cinema is authentic, it does not merely console, but challenges. It articulates the questions that dwell within us, and sometimes, even provokes tears that we did not know we needed to express.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“Beauty is not just a means of escape; it is above all an invocation. When cinema is authentic, it does not merely console, but challenges. It articulates the questions that dwell within us, and sometimes, even provokes tears that we did not know we needed to express.”
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Yesterday was a Double Phantom Island Day:
1. Had a great live show with @homefield.bsky.social, thanks very much to everyone who attended
2. Special episode ($) where I had @stevengodfrey.bsky.social walk me through how coaching candidates ACTUALLY assess “good” jobs
1. Had a great live show with @homefield.bsky.social, thanks very much to everyone who attended
2. Special episode ($) where I had @stevengodfrey.bsky.social walk me through how coaching candidates ACTUALLY assess “good” jobs
How coaches actually think about potential new jobs (PREVIEW)
Podcast Episode · Phantom Island · 11/14/2025 · 7m
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November 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Yesterday was a Double Phantom Island Day:
1. Had a great live show with @homefield.bsky.social, thanks very much to everyone who attended
2. Special episode ($) where I had @stevengodfrey.bsky.social walk me through how coaching candidates ACTUALLY assess “good” jobs
1. Had a great live show with @homefield.bsky.social, thanks very much to everyone who attended
2. Special episode ($) where I had @stevengodfrey.bsky.social walk me through how coaching candidates ACTUALLY assess “good” jobs
That lady and her Kia Forte were Clutched By An Angel. Della Reese was holding that vehicle together.
The fact the Little Caesar’s was listed as closed tells me it was a manna from heaven situation. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
The fact the Little Caesar’s was listed as closed tells me it was a manna from heaven situation. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
That lady and her Kia Forte were Clutched By An Angel. Della Reese was holding that vehicle together.
The fact the Little Caesar’s was listed as closed tells me it was a manna from heaven situation. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
The fact the Little Caesar’s was listed as closed tells me it was a manna from heaven situation. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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We’re just innocent men
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We’re just innocent men
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I feel like "But James Bond is dead, how do we bring him back?" is a poor excuse for "Being owned by Amazon means uncreative people keep throwing up roadblocks at us as we keep trying to revive this character."
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I feel like "But James Bond is dead, how do we bring him back?" is a poor excuse for "Being owned by Amazon means uncreative people keep throwing up roadblocks at us as we keep trying to revive this character."
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November 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM