Jon Pyle
jonpyle.bsky.social
Jon Pyle
@jonpyle.bsky.social
Digital Pastor Pop culture was my first religion. World-class hugger. Retired sports blogger.
Let the church understand. Preach, Pastor!!!
People don’t need payday advances

They need greater paydays
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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tell Kayliebeth n them I said hidee
January 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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Becoming an announcer just to frequently complain about other people benefitting from the thing everyone used to complain about me benefitting from. This is how I will rebrand
Tom Brady rolls his eyes at those late hit penalties? thats not really how i remember it but ok
January 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Still a lotta football to be played this year but if the Bears win the Super Bowl, they should go to the Vatican instead of the White House.
January 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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Can I tell you about Someone whose tears dropped for you
Inspired by @greggrosenthal.bsky.social, the top five books I read in 2026 for the 5 people who read my posts:

1. Hell Is a World Without You - Jason Kirk

*Tier Drop*

2. King of Ashes - SA Cosby
3. Vanishing World - Sayaka Murata
4. So Far Gone - Jess Walter
5. Beautyland - Marie-Helene Bertino
January 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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decided to bring this to life
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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Hey folks: we’re supporting South Minneapolis latino-owned businesses and the unhoused at the same time—buying breakfast burritos from local taquerias to distribute to unsheltered folks.

Help us help each other!

Venmo: @ Kevin-nye-3
Cashapp: $Revkev

Please donate and/or signal boost!
January 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Wildcat on 3rd down stopped being effective years ago as a surprise and is essentially the waste of a play.
January 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Now’s a great time to check your BlueSky video settings.
January 7, 2026 at 5:58 PM
January 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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some of the those that blake bortles
are the same that hit portals
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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The “ick” is real and permanent
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Been saying this for a long time.
“Hard to ignore the fact that when everyone got to pay players, it leveled the playing field immediately. They can deny all they want, but that’s a fact.”

The SEC’s dismal bowl record this season points to a fundamental truth: money matters - www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
The SEC’s dismal bowl record this season points to a fundamental truth: money matters
The SEC is 4-9 in bowl games this season. Does that point to an even playing field?
www.nytimes.com
January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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Just four scenarios left:

- Longsuffering Puddles wins first ring
- Canes nostalgia overload in Miami title game
- The most unbelievable first-time champ possible
- National champ who didn't need Kiffin

College football is once again doing great, as always
College football season now guaranteed a happy ending, plus it’s portal time
Until Saturday is The Athletic's free college football newsletter.
www.nytimes.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Play callers… You have to stop this direct snap nonsense on 4th & short.
a man in a suit and tie is making a gesture
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a gesture
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:19 AM
“Hi, I’m Gunner Stockton. I made my career fighting for extra yards for the Dawgs. Now my team at Gunner Stockton Chevy fights like dogs to go the extra mile for you…”

Shoutout to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and Stetson Bennett Kia.
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
You’re telling me PETE GOLDING mismanaged the clock. I don’t believe it.
January 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I have opinions about college football and everything, but nothing more critical than this:

It is absolutely CRIMINAL the way Gilmore Girls treated Lane Kim after Dave. A travesty that felt like disdain for a great character.
January 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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girl once told me “my mom said i should marry you because you’re a boy with big dreams and you’re gonna make them happen.” i was 9.
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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That's right, Seattle NPR books to read in 2026 list

www.kuow.org/stories/endi...
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The Stranger Things finale was emotionally satisfying in a way most finales bungle.

I thoroughly enjoyed it, shed tears and took it all in.
January 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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sean feucht accidentally left the chatgpt prompts at the end of his post lmao
December 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM