jonwalks.bsky.social
@jonwalks.bsky.social
Half of Dallas is at the car wash today
March 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
December 22, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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is that a squirrel that tries to give everyone his nuts?
jd vance said trump called peanut “the elon musk of squirrels”
November 5, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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You better fucking watch this video, it cost us $375 million.
Election Touchscreen Map Takes Deeper Look Inside Key Swing Voter | Onion News Network
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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Incredibly, despite the constant barrage of insane anti-Kamala ads about how she's stealing FEMA money to pay for same-day transgender surgeries for unwilling prison orphans, somehow the "Holiday Road" T-Mobile ad is still the most annoying ad on TV.
November 2, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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If you are from Texas, this is really brutal
October 29, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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ive had 4 beautiful women say to me Thank you. Thank you for coming to the halloween party as White Urkel , and Challenging the idea of Race
October 26, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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Every poll these days:

Hitler Did Some Good Stuff: 47%
Absolutely F*cking Not: 48% (+1)

Harrison EDT/October 22, 2024/ N =1347
October 23, 2024 at 4:19 AM
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Let’s try it here TikTok thread go
October 23, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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Milley first, now Kelly. Read the article, he said he wouldn’t speak out unless a threshold of danger was breached…and comments about using military on the “enemy within” pushed him over the edge. He even read aloud a definition of fascism to justify his argument. www.nytimes.com/2024/10/22/u...
As Election Nears, Kelly Warns Trump Would Rule Like a Dictator
John Kelly, the Trump White House’s longest-serving chief of staff, said that he believed that Donald Trump met the definition of a fascist.
www.nytimes.com
October 23, 2024 at 11:54 AM
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Gonna be hard for future politicians to turn their parents meeting on Tinder into a narrative
August 23, 2024 at 2:42 AM