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budbuddyguy.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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yuzupool.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
3 panel comic. Panel 1: waitress watching TV at a diner, a news story that says “FOUR DEAD. DEVELOPING STORY” the news anchor says “please be advised, the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the anchor says “here’s their photo.” It shows a picture of a guinea pig in a propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Seated at the bar is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, their face obscured slightly by shadow. They have on their plate an entire head of lettuce
January 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
3 panel comic. Panel one: coworkers stand around a desk, as another employee, a Humboldt squid carrying a big stack of binders, walks past them. One says to the squid, “hey Eric, need an extra hand with that?” Panel 2: the two human employees are laughing and a man steps into frame, breaking the fourth wall. He says “stop.” Panel 3: the man, still talking to the camera, says “squid discrimination in the workplace. Know the signs.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
Fight well. I'll see that your remains are sent home to your families. Moonlight's beauty weakens the androids. It's why they seek out sunlight The peace you take for granted was the result of war. You dishonor the dead and the unborn when you refuse to fight. Will all nations fall to tyranny of angels?
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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majaoeberg.bsky.social
spongebob screaming at a fish saying "I FUCKING LOVE SEQUALS THAT REUSE ENGINES AND ASSETS FROM THEIR PREDECESSORS" "I WANT TO FUCKING EXPERIENCE GAMES THAT EXPLORE THE CREATIVE POSSIBILITIES OF A WORLD WITHIN AN EXISTING FRAMEWORK" With a bunch of pictures of games that did so
January 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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rorycarroll.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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marlo.ooo
yeah here it is
January 7, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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edzitron.com
i would like to formally apologize to all Better Offline listeners for saying that Kyle Katarn was in the N64 game Shadows of the Empire rather than the heroic Dash Rendar. We regret the error
January 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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merrittk.com
January 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
when are you going to leave this town
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Drawings of various greasers being asked “when are you going to leave this town” responding as if being asked by an unseen interviewer, their responses as follows: Biff: i’m getting on the first ride out of squaresville Tony: you phonies are never going to hear from me again Slick: I don’t really feel compelled to leave, no. Ultimate I don’t think it really matters where I am. I have to be somewhere so why not here? Ace: i’m blowing this popsicle stand
January 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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self.agency
Post a black and white panel and tell us who drew it.

This one is @roryblank.bsky.social.
Foghorn Leghorn on his back appearing to be backed into a corner saying, "Go, I say, go away boy, I cannot bear the weight of being witnessed. The mirror hurts. My shadow hurts. To see myself reflected in your eyes would be agony to me, boy. I am a thing made of shame. Please boy, leave me. I must walk this path alone, boy."
January 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
ground bird
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A chicken stares up at a smaller bird in a tree, mocking him saying "haha! Ground bird! 'lost the ability to fly because of selective breeding'-ass bird!" The chicken begins extending its neck towards the branch, the other bird exclaims "oh shit!" The chicken, now at eye level with the smaller bird says "fuck you." later the chicken sits on the edge of a cliff, his neck still incredibly long, and says to itself "the drive for revenge has fundamentally changed who I am into something I can no longer recognize as myself. There is no place for me now in my old life"
January 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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timmarchman.bsky.social
The someone she’s quoting is an old school MRA from the Roosh V forums who wrote a book called “Do the Philippines: How to Make Love with Filipino Girls in the Philippines.”
michellegoldberg.bsky.social Michelle Goldberg @michellegoldberg.bsky.social · 10d
Here is the editor of Tablet agreeably reposting someone calling nonwhite NYC immigrants "worthless biotrash." It's astonishing how quickly this stuff has escaped containment
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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toothybj.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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dillo.media
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
E-mail Addresses That Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone by Michael Ward MikeUnderscore2004@yahoo.com MikeAtYahooDotCom@hotmail.com Mike_WardAllOneWord@yahoo.com AAAAAThatsSixAs@yahoo.com One1TheFirstJustTheNumberTheSecondSpelledOut@hotmail.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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crtpixel.bsky.social
GARFIELD: LASAGNA WORLD TOUR
EKO SOFTWARE 2007
PS2
There's a new Garfield Sheriff in town
October 7, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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splendid.land
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
painting on canvas of a bald man in a yellow shirt throwing a pinecone at ET's head. a group of people also wielding pinecones are gathered behind him, becoming more shadowy and inhuman the further back they are. the sky is a sickly yellow colour, taking place at an unclear time of day
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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ok-but-still.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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crtpixel.bsky.social
KWIRK
ATLUS 1990
(Captured on Game Boy Pocket)
A cool tomato, yet again, challenges you to some sokoban
March 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
elon christmas special (2022)
December 23, 2023 at 11:23 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM