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Jordan Scarzfava @jordanscarzfava.bsky.social · Mar 11

Now that I can upload longer videos, here’s my Interactive Demo reel! Special thank you to @thomashalle.bsky.social for the script and @hypervoiceacting.bsky.social for the audio editing! #voiceacting #voiceactor #demoreel

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Jazzy Oliver - Voice Actress @ladyjazzington.bsky.social · 3h

Remembering when @jordanscarzfava.bsky.social made this for me. I love Evangelion and I thought it'd be funny.

What's funnier is that this was before Episode 17 was even written and yet...it fits XD

Paintbrush doing the Shinji chair meme from Evangelion

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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 1d

oh hey if you’ve been meaning to pick up Horror For Weenies, Bookshop is having an anti-prime day free shipping sale (also a slight discount on the book!): bookshop.org/a/293/978168...

Horror for Weenies: Everything You Need to Know About the Films You're Too Scared to Watch

Everything You Need to Know About the Films You're Too Scared to Watch

bookshop.org

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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 11h

I can’t recommend enough that if you want to become a comic writer, you need to read comics. It’s so tempting to try to shove a wall of text into one page or a ton of scene changes, but that makes it really hard on artists to be able to properly adapt that

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ACLU of Missouri @aclumo.bsky.social · 1d

Happening now: We are in court fighting the state’s unconstitutional book ban — passed as SB775 —that led to the immediate removal of hundreds of books from school libraries. We will always stand to protect student’s First Amendment right to access information.

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ACLU @aclu.org · 1d

There's no better way to honor Banned Books Week than to defend our freedom to read.

@aclusc.bsky.social is suing the state of South Carolina for banning 22 books in public schools statewide.

South Carolina Students and Librarians Sue State Education Superintendent Over Book Bans

South Carolina public school students and school librarians file a lawsuit against the state's education superintendent over book bans.

bookriot.com

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ACLU @aclu.org · 1d

The sheriff's office has been using millions of taxpayer dollars for things unrelated to the case like car washes and office renovations, then using those expenses to claim it's "too expensive" to enact court-ordered reforms.

It's not the reforms that are expensive — it's the police's misconduct.

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ACLU @aclu.org · 1d

Our 2007 class action lawsuit found the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office engaged in widespread racially discriminatory policing practices and immigration enforcement in Arizona.

Now, a new report revealed the department has deceived the public by inflating their costs of complying with the ruling.

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ACLU @aclu.org · 1d

President Trump has relentlessly come after media companies, journalists, and even entertainers for publicly opposing him.

Congress must defend the First Amendment and protect our free press.

Congress: Protect Our Free Press

The Broadcast Freedom and Independence Act is our chance to rein in the FCC's out-of-control attacks on our free press. Congress must act now to pass this bill.

action.aclu.org

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ACLU @aclu.org · 13h

From voting rights to trans rights, the Supreme Court has several major cases on its docket this term — we're ready to defend all of our freedoms.

As Supreme Court returns, major tests ahead for Trump's presidential power

The Supreme Court's new term features major disputes over presidential power with implications for the economy, American foreign policy, and the midterm elections.

abcnews.go.com

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ACLU @aclu.org · 12h

We're in court today challenging a Florida law that gives local law enforcement the power to arrest, detain, and prosecute people based only on how they entered the country.

This law has been blocked while our litigation plays out, and we're asking the court to affirm that decision.

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Jordan Scarzfava @jordanscarzfava.bsky.social · 11h

My thoughts exactly when I read the script. XD

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Nuta @daroach.bsky.social · 3d

Day 2 of menu squad week🧺

#inanimateinsanity #pickleii #tacoii #osc

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CYM-K @cym-k.bsky.social · 3d

1 year, 4 months, 18 days

#inanimateinsanity

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Quig @quigg.bsky.social · 1d

Stuck thinking on how magnet needs everyone to like her and i know she hyperobsesses in her mind that salt and pepper bond over hating her #inanimateinsanity

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Nuta @daroach.bsky.social · 1d

Day 4 of menu squad week 🌀

#inanimateinsanity #tacoii #paperii #osc

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Nuta @daroach.bsky.social · 1d

Payjay and cats

#inanimateinsanity #paperii #ojii #payjay #osc

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 12h

We believe in the power of stories that teach us the importance of inclusivity and empathy—and we believe in protecting them. #BannedBooksWeek #FreedomToRead

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 22h

Homeless people are not the enemy.

They can’t “just try harder” their way into housing.

It’s the system that’s failing.

Most of us are one emergency away from being homeless ourselves.

We need affordable housing, universal basic income, healthcare & social supports.

We need a safety net

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Jordan Scarzfava @jordanscarzfava.bsky.social · 22d

I'm also available on Cameo for voice requests!
www.cameo.com/jordanascarz...

Jordan Scarzfava - Personalized videos on Cameo

Jordan Scarzfava on Cameo! Cameo lets you request a personalized video message for any occasion.

www.cameo.com

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Jordan Scarzfava @jordanscarzfava.bsky.social · May 7

If you're unable to commission me, but would still like to donate, here's the link to my Ko-fi!

Support Jordan Scarzfava ❤️

Donate to JordantheCat11 today!

ko-fi.com

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Jordan Scarzfava @jordanscarzfava.bsky.social · May 7

Rates and TOS can be found here! Please read them before reaching out to me.

Jordan Scarzfava @jordanscarzfava.bsky.social · Apr 7

My prices for voice commissions have been slightly tweaked. Everything else, including the TOS is the same. Please read when you can! #voiceacting #voiceactor #voiceover #commissions

Jordan Scarzfava Voiceover Commissions

Base Prices: $4 USD per line (self-directed; minimum of $40 per project)
$100 USD per hour (live directed; minimum of 1-2 hours)

Yelling/Screaming: $8 USD each

Vocal Reactions: $0.25 USD each

Requested revisions: $2 USD per line (self-directed; minimum of $20 per project)

Full audio mixing: $80 USD per minute

Terms of Service

Will Voice In:
-Comic dubs
-Audio dramas
-Commercials
-Audiobooks
-Animation
-Video games
-Parodies (please specify)
-Rated M content (please specify)

Will Sing:
-Song covers
-Original songs

Will NOT Voice In:
-Pornography
-ASMR
-Bigotry or hate speeches
-Political skits
-NFTs

Please provide details/script/references through DM or email me at jscarzfava@gmail.com.
I have the right to refuse commission if I choose to. Harassers will be cut from future contact. Payments accepted through Paypal Invoices. Must pay immediately after commission's completion. All prices are FINAL and will not be negotiable. Will charge 10% EXTRA if client harasses talent during commission work. Will provide 3 takes per line of RAW or clean vocals in MP3 or WAV formatting. If commission is not complete within 30 business days, it will become forfeit and full refund will be provided.

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Jordan Scarzfava @jordanscarzfava.bsky.social · Mar 11

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Jordan Scarzfava @jordanscarzfava.bsky.social · 13h

Y’all will never understand how great it feels to have pockets in dresses, leggings, pjs, etc. They’re a godsend.

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Liv Smith🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪 @livsmithvavo.bsky.social · 16h

🎙️Role Announcement
Little late on this one, but you can hear me as Professor Wizgiz in Winx Club: The Magic is Back!
Thank you very much to @3beep.bsky.social for bringing me on to voice this little Irish fella!

An Image of Professor Wizgiz, a Leprechaun Teacher in the 2025 release of Winx Club

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THE CITY @thecity.nyc · 1d

A majority of out-of-work New Yorkers will see their unemployment insurance benefit checks get bigger beginning Oct. 13, thanks to a planned boost that goes into effect this month.

Unemployed New Yorkers Get Benefit Boost

After years stuck at $504 per week, the maximum unemployment insurance payout set to hit $869 on Oct. 13 — helping more than half of those currently on the rolls.

www.thecity.nyc

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