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Can we have healthcare?
“That sounds expensive, I’m going to spend a quarter billion dollars to reopen a prison that was considered unsustainable 62 years ago when it closed.”
“That sounds expensive, I’m going to spend a quarter billion dollars to reopen a prison that was considered unsustainable 62 years ago when it closed.”
US President Donald Trump says he has directed officials to rebuild and reopen Alcatraz prison, the notorious federal jail based on a small island in California that closed six decades ago ➡️ u.afp.com/Sq45
May 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Can we have healthcare?
“That sounds expensive, I’m going to spend a quarter billion dollars to reopen a prison that was considered unsustainable 62 years ago when it closed.”
“That sounds expensive, I’m going to spend a quarter billion dollars to reopen a prison that was considered unsustainable 62 years ago when it closed.”
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Amazing
A Japanese speedrunner beat The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition at the Switch 2 Experience in Tokyo
They finished the game in just 15 minutes (the demo is restricted to 20 minutes)
(Source: 最強ゼルダGamesいかぼうず YouTube)
They finished the game in just 15 minutes (the demo is restricted to 20 minutes)
(Source: 最強ゼルダGamesいかぼうず YouTube)
April 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Amazing
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he’s right and he’s right to say it
April 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
he’s right and he’s right to say it
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What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
April 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
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This is driving me crazy too. Not long ago 10% universal tariffs were considered the worst-case scenario, something even Trump wasn’t crazy enough to impose. Now have those PLUS 125% tariffs on China. Together, these raise raise inflation by about as much as original “Liberation Day” tariffs did!
why is *every* newspaper/programme running with the headline "tariffs are paused" when they haven't been.
What's happened is that every country (except China) gets a flat rate of 10% for 90 days.
What's happened is that every country (except China) gets a flat rate of 10% for 90 days.
April 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This is driving me crazy too. Not long ago 10% universal tariffs were considered the worst-case scenario, something even Trump wasn’t crazy enough to impose. Now have those PLUS 125% tariffs on China. Together, these raise raise inflation by about as much as original “Liberation Day” tariffs did!
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Tariffs making your game consoles too expensive? Thankfully this problem was solved years ago. Simply set up a factory to manufacture the Sega Master System in your country
April 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Tariffs making your game consoles too expensive? Thankfully this problem was solved years ago. Simply set up a factory to manufacture the Sega Master System in your country
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You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
April 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
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Crashing out like the stock market this morning.
April 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Crashing out like the stock market this morning.
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My only hot take on Switch 2 pricing is that we should all be paid more
April 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My only hot take on Switch 2 pricing is that we should all be paid more
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they better have new animal crossing out in time for martial law
March 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
they better have new animal crossing out in time for martial law
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(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
Lego Pokemon? Y'all I unfortunately will have to declare bankruptcy in 2026
March 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Lego Pokemon? Y'all I unfortunately will have to declare bankruptcy in 2026
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being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out
March 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out
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Destroying a Cybertruck in Fortnite is now an act of cyberterrorism.
March 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Destroying a Cybertruck in Fortnite is now an act of cyberterrorism.
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literally every time I talk to friends
March 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
literally every time I talk to friends
Y'all I'm so excited! I officially have my first hater on TikTok!
March 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Y'all I'm so excited! I officially have my first hater on TikTok!
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Being a conservative in 2025 is advocating for "Drill, baby, drill!", but buying one of Elon's electric vehicles to own the libs.
March 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Being a conservative in 2025 is advocating for "Drill, baby, drill!", but buying one of Elon's electric vehicles to own the libs.
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49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud
February 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud
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Los Angeles Lakers x One Piece Collab (Official 🏀)
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfKw...
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfKw...
March 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Los Angeles Lakers x One Piece Collab (Official 🏀)
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfKw...
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfKw...
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Dude who changes the way an entire website functions every time it can be used to make fun of him.
February 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Dude who changes the way an entire website functions every time it can be used to make fun of him.