"You think you’ve got problems, mate - I’ve gotta go see that overhyped asshole Pagalici tonight just because the wife likes him ... Anyway, I'm writing you up some Sertraline"

why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"

Sure the sandwich guy didn't actually hurt that cop, but that was because he was propelling the sandwich by hand, what if he'd had a sub machine gun

This video from Fairmount Bagels in Montreal from their Instagram is the most impressive thing I've ever seen

Life comes at you fast

“Hi I don’t have the courage to protest with you but I have some notes about the optics.”

I haven't been able to follow the classified Signal chat debacle without thinking of Airplane.