Josh Cromwell
@joshcromwell.bsky.social
Follower of Jesus. Examiner of history. Enjoyer of music. Critic of culture. Arbiter of awesomeness. Purveyor of randomness.
Hey, points! That might do it
December 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hey, points! That might do it
That halftime lasted longer than three of Elizabeth Taylor’s marriages
December 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
That halftime lasted longer than three of Elizabeth Taylor’s marriages
Got here just in time to see Texas A&M say “Nah, we don’t really wanna do this whole playoff thing anymore” 🤣
December 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Got here just in time to see Texas A&M say “Nah, we don’t really wanna do this whole playoff thing anymore” 🤣
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Alabama has surpassed their rushing yards from the SEC championship game
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Alabama has surpassed their rushing yards from the SEC championship game
Michael Keaton going onto the Manningcast just to let everyone know how much he loves the Steelers and his grandkid feels like peak Pittsburgh to my uninitiated self
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Michael Keaton going onto the Manningcast just to let everyone know how much he loves the Steelers and his grandkid feels like peak Pittsburgh to my uninitiated self
That’s…something?
🏈 CAR 17 - 20 NO
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 299 times before.
Last time: Nov 30, 2025
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defeated Arizona Cardinals
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 299 times before.
Last time: Nov 30, 2025
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defeated Arizona Cardinals
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
That’s…something?
If Vince Gilligan wasn’t trying to channel Inigo Montoya in that new Pluribus episode, you’ll never convince me of it.
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If Vince Gilligan wasn’t trying to channel Inigo Montoya in that new Pluribus episode, you’ll never convince me of it.
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I'm creating a college football world peace prize and giving it to Diego Pavia.
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm creating a college football world peace prize and giving it to Diego Pavia.
Pluribus update (Spoiler alert)
Me: That’s cool and all, but how does he plan to get across the Darien Gap?
Next episode title: The Gap
Me: Oh, I should have known Vince already thought about that. My bad.
Me: That’s cool and all, but how does he plan to get across the Darien Gap?
Next episode title: The Gap
Me: Oh, I should have known Vince already thought about that. My bad.
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Pluribus update (Spoiler alert)
Me: That’s cool and all, but how does he plan to get across the Darien Gap?
Next episode title: The Gap
Me: Oh, I should have known Vince already thought about that. My bad.
Me: That’s cool and all, but how does he plan to get across the Darien Gap?
Next episode title: The Gap
Me: Oh, I should have known Vince already thought about that. My bad.
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![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
OU’s gonna drag some playoff team into the slop for 60 minutes that neither team will enjoy, you love to see it
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
OU’s gonna drag some playoff team into the slop for 60 minutes that neither team will enjoy, you love to see it
I guess we know what that turkey was doing on Jan. 6, 2021
What is a presidential turkey pardon – and why is it happening again? n.pr/48aUSmd
A tradition for turkeys: Another presidential pardon
What is a presidential turkey pardon – and why is it happening again?
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I guess we know what that turkey was doing on Jan. 6, 2021
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First of all, this judge is a hero.
Secondly, my god this is egregious conduct. Imagine being this judge, driving this poor kid home, only to have ICE threaten to smash your car windows on your way out of the lot??
Secondly, my god this is egregious conduct. Imagine being this judge, driving this poor kid home, only to have ICE threaten to smash your car windows on your way out of the lot??
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
First of all, this judge is a hero.
Secondly, my god this is egregious conduct. Imagine being this judge, driving this poor kid home, only to have ICE threaten to smash your car windows on your way out of the lot??
Secondly, my god this is egregious conduct. Imagine being this judge, driving this poor kid home, only to have ICE threaten to smash your car windows on your way out of the lot??
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So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
Death, taxes, and the back-breaking Jameis Winston INT
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Death, taxes, and the back-breaking Jameis Winston INT
The most relatable part of the third episode of #Pluribus is that the collective wisdom of all humanity is still utterly unable to recognize basic sarcasm.
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The most relatable part of the third episode of #Pluribus is that the collective wisdom of all humanity is still utterly unable to recognize basic sarcasm.
I remain impressed by some of the absolutely remarkable ways that Penn State has managed to lose games
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I remain impressed by some of the absolutely remarkable ways that Penn State has managed to lose games
That catch by Indiana was INSANE
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
That catch by Indiana was INSANE
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This is horrifying
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is horrifying
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One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
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Also emphasizes how quiet it is!
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Also emphasizes how quiet it is!
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3. Laurel, Mississippi, provides the primary setting (and indirectly, the title) for what HGTV renovation series starring local husband-and-wife team Ben and Erin Napier?
AS I LAY DRYWALLING
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
AS I LAY DRYWALLING
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
September 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
3. Laurel, Mississippi, provides the primary setting (and indirectly, the title) for what HGTV renovation series starring local husband-and-wife team Ben and Erin Napier?
AS I LAY DRYWALLING
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
AS I LAY DRYWALLING
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
Counterpoint: While I don’t love the NFL overtime system, it’s at least more fair now than the current college overtime system, which is just a glorified series of coin flips after the second OT.
College football overtime has its faults, but it's better than NFL overtime.
September 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Counterpoint: While I don’t love the NFL overtime system, it’s at least more fair now than the current college overtime system, which is just a glorified series of coin flips after the second OT.
Hey, it counts!
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
September 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hey, it counts!