Single Female Lawyer
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Shitposter supreme
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One man -- Marco Rubio -- serves this country as both National Security Adviser and Secretary of State.
And he was nowhere near the drafting of that Ukraine 'peace plan,' which was instead devised by the president's real-estate buddy and his son-in-law.
🎁
www.wsj.com/world/russia...
And he was nowhere near the drafting of that Ukraine 'peace plan,' which was instead devised by the president's real-estate buddy and his son-in-law.
🎁
www.wsj.com/world/russia...
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
One man -- Marco Rubio -- serves this country as both National Security Adviser and Secretary of State.
And he was nowhere near the drafting of that Ukraine 'peace plan,' which was instead devised by the president's real-estate buddy and his son-in-law.
🎁
www.wsj.com/world/russia...
And he was nowhere near the drafting of that Ukraine 'peace plan,' which was instead devised by the president's real-estate buddy and his son-in-law.
🎁
www.wsj.com/world/russia...
PSA for this week (i.e. how I ruined the 1st Thanksgiving I hosted—I promise it’s a bad time):
****DO NOT**** PUT PEELED POTATO SKINS DOWN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
****DO NOT**** PUT PEELED POTATO SKINS DOWN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
PSA for this week (i.e. how I ruined the 1st Thanksgiving I hosted—I promise it’s a bad time):
****DO NOT**** PUT PEELED POTATO SKINS DOWN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
****DO NOT**** PUT PEELED POTATO SKINS DOWN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
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This is Scotchy. He is here to collect the belly rub toll. Would like to remind you that failing to pay results in a fine of even more belly rubs. 12/10 (TT: scotchythedoxie)
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is Scotchy. He is here to collect the belly rub toll. Would like to remind you that failing to pay results in a fine of even more belly rubs. 12/10 (TT: scotchythedoxie)
An old trick and thank you for this excellent reminder
Amazon playing in my face. Look at the Sonicare toothbrush. This first screenshot is from 11/16/25.. before “Prime Day Deals” and the next one is from just now……
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
An old trick and thank you for this excellent reminder
The epic karmic bitchslap that the universe has delivered this morning for my enjoyment. I wish I could be less cryptic about this but just know it’s a good one, very well deserved.
a woman in a red jacket is holding a microphone and screaming .
ALT: a woman in a red jacket is holding a microphone and screaming .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The epic karmic bitchslap that the universe has delivered this morning for my enjoyment. I wish I could be less cryptic about this but just know it’s a good one, very well deserved.
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Invaluable study of the real-world impact of the Roberts Court's decade+ assault on the 1965 Voting Rights Act. Tldr; The VRA was indeed an umbrella. It's still raining.
As we all wait for Callais to come down, our piece showing that Shelby County increased the racial turnout gap in most of the covered parts of the country has cleared the replication check and is incoming at JOP.
Gutting the VRA was bad, actually.
Gutting the VRA was bad, actually.
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Invaluable study of the real-world impact of the Roberts Court's decade+ assault on the 1965 Voting Rights Act. Tldr; The VRA was indeed an umbrella. It's still raining.
Okay I’m muting her name now that’s quite enough.
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Okay I’m muting her name now that’s quite enough.
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last seen on television being arrested for assault and battery of a sex worker. bring back shame.
The Shamwow Guy just announced that he is running for Texas’ 31st Congressional District.
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
last seen on television being arrested for assault and battery of a sex worker. bring back shame.
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“‘If the results are bad & we don't publish & they leak,’ this [Meta] employee wrote, according to the brief, ‘is it going to look like tobacco companies doing research & knowing cigs were bad & then keeping that info to themselves?’"🧪🛟
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“‘If the results are bad & we don't publish & they leak,’ this [Meta] employee wrote, according to the brief, ‘is it going to look like tobacco companies doing research & knowing cigs were bad & then keeping that info to themselves?’"🧪🛟
IMHO, Patel is 1 of the 2 worst Trump2 appointees—the DOD stunt queen being the other—so it’s rather unsettling to learn my level of contempt for him apparently wasn’t nearly high enough.
Whew this read was a doozy
Whew this read was a doozy
Kash Patel’s Acts of Service
The F.B.I. director isn’t just enforcing the President’s agenda at the Bureau—he’s seeking retribution for its past investigations of Donald Trump.
www.newyorker.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
IMHO, Patel is 1 of the 2 worst Trump2 appointees—the DOD stunt queen being the other—so it’s rather unsettling to learn my level of contempt for him apparently wasn’t nearly high enough.
Whew this read was a doozy
Whew this read was a doozy
At what point does maga feel the insult of them playing in our faces like this incessantly?
Deplorable was too kind.
Deplorable was too kind.
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
At what point does maga feel the insult of them playing in our faces like this incessantly?
Deplorable was too kind.
Deplorable was too kind.
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Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
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I have nothing but love and respect for Megan for standing up for herself even if it causes backlash. No one deserves any of the bullshit that woman has been through. (I was a fan before, but he standing up for herself makes me so proud of her.)
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I have nothing but love and respect for Megan for standing up for herself even if it causes backlash. No one deserves any of the bullshit that woman has been through. (I was a fan before, but he standing up for herself makes me so proud of her.)
First I’m hearing any real details about this case. I really admire how hard Meg goes in the paint *for herself*
Not letting this ragtag group of losers get even a single inch. Good for her.
Not letting this ragtag group of losers get even a single inch. Good for her.
An emotional Megan Thee Stallion told a court she feels "defeated" and struggles with mental health issues because of sexually explicit deepfake footage that a blogger has allegedly encouraged followers to watch. on.nbcboston.com/l4JWtqG
Megan Thee Stallion sobs while testifying about deepfake porn of her in Florida civil trial
The artist is pressing a civil lawsuit accusing Milagro Gramz of being a “puppet” for Tory Lanez, the rapper convicted of shooting Megan.
on.nbcboston.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
First I’m hearing any real details about this case. I really admire how hard Meg goes in the paint *for herself*
Not letting this ragtag group of losers get even a single inch. Good for her.
Not letting this ragtag group of losers get even a single inch. Good for her.
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I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.
IG bscomedian
IG bscomedian
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.
IG bscomedian
IG bscomedian
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The teenager told officers he was a U.S. citizen, but an officer broke the car’s driver’s side window and detained him. In a video, the boy can be heard telling an officer that he is a citizen, to which the officer replies, “Get out of the car” and “I don’t care.”
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
High school senior, a U.S. citizen, detained by ICE in Oregon
The 17-year-old was held more than five hours Friday in an ICE facility, his brother said.
www.oregonlive.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The teenager told officers he was a U.S. citizen, but an officer broke the car’s driver’s side window and detained him. In a video, the boy can be heard telling an officer that he is a citizen, to which the officer replies, “Get out of the car” and “I don’t care.”
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
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This is really something. Important reporting work and definitely worth a few minutes.
1/ Today, ProPublica is running a piece I've been working on for a bit. It's about what happened with a devastating wave of bird flu earlier this year, as egg prices hit record highs.
And it's a story that illuminates the ways the U.S. is failing to control what could become the next pandemic. 🧵
And it's a story that illuminates the ways the U.S. is failing to control what could become the next pandemic. 🧵
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is really something. Important reporting work and definitely worth a few minutes.
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Maybe the best texting exchange ever.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Maybe the best texting exchange ever.
I interrupted the secret meeting
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I interrupted the secret meeting
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This is a production.
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is a production.
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Why do I love living in Boston? Yo-Yo Ma playing the Bach cello suites before bringing Mayor Wu out to duet for an encore, that’s why.
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Why do I love living in Boston? Yo-Yo Ma playing the Bach cello suites before bringing Mayor Wu out to duet for an encore, that’s why.
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The WSJ used the words "anti woke crusader" in the second graf of an article to describe the new EIC of CBS News. A job that used to be important and serious has become a punchline. We have no real newspapers. Just a bunch of losers sucking each other off in a circle
"The hiring of a former opinion journalist with strong views on Israel and diversity, equity and inclusion"
get out of journalism, you're all fucking useless
get out of journalism, you're all fucking useless
‘I Wanna Blow This Up’: How Bari Weiss Is Trying to Overhaul CBS News
The new editor in chief is personally recruiting potential anchors, booking guests herself and asking staff what they do.
www.wsj.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The WSJ used the words "anti woke crusader" in the second graf of an article to describe the new EIC of CBS News. A job that used to be important and serious has become a punchline. We have no real newspapers. Just a bunch of losers sucking each other off in a circle
It appears to be the size of last year’s prize pumpkin at the state fair but could be the size of a golf ball.
WHERE IS BANANA FOR SCALE
WHERE IS BANANA FOR SCALE
WE FOUND IT! We trekked day and night through tiger-patrolled Sumatran rainforests accessible only under permit for this: Rafflesia hasseltii. Few people have ever seen this flower, and we watched it open by night. Magic.
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It appears to be the size of last year’s prize pumpkin at the state fair but could be the size of a golf ball.
WHERE IS BANANA FOR SCALE
WHERE IS BANANA FOR SCALE
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lol imagine being afraid of china spying on you while your smart refrigerator records everything you say and your doorbell works for the cops, oh and your neighbors are being kidnapped. We have had our privacy stolen and rights eviscerated, but the threat is right here and very clear.
HINSON: As a mom, I think about watching a baby monitor. That's a very intimate moment with your baby and to think the Chinese could be spying on your morning routine
BARTIROMO: Why are they spying on moms?
HINSON: They just want to know what Americans are up to to undermine our way of life
BARTIROMO: Why are they spying on moms?
HINSON: They just want to know what Americans are up to to undermine our way of life
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
lol imagine being afraid of china spying on you while your smart refrigerator records everything you say and your doorbell works for the cops, oh and your neighbors are being kidnapped. We have had our privacy stolen and rights eviscerated, but the threat is right here and very clear.
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November 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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