Single Female Lawyer
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singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
Is it still alive? It will come back if you start now!
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drleonj.bsky.social
Here’s a typical bundle of file papers from the Boston Municipal Court archives. It probably hasn’t been unwrapped since it was docketed in 1822. The organization of the sub-layers is significant, & I always photograph bundles so that I can put them back together as I found them. I love this work! 🗃️
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
Why is there a tax on groceries in any state?

Regressive ass tax policy.
Screenshot showing which states tax food and how much—

States with a reduced tax rate on groceries

- Alabama: 3.000%
- Arkansas: 0.125%
- Illinois: 1.000%
- Missouri: 1.225%
- Tennessee: 4.000%
- Utah: 1.750%
- Virginia: 1.000%

States with a standard sales tax rate on groceries

- Hawaii: 4.000% (Some residents can claim a tax credit on their tax returns.)
- Idaho: 6.000% (Most residents can claim a grocery credit on their tax returns.)
- Mississippi: 7.000%
- South Dakota: 4.200%
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
Oooo I’m locking in for the wardrobe inspo
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
I see a sbucks cup where there should be a Dunks cup.

Historically inaccurate Onion violence
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
On further thought—the nanouk especially hates getting its leaves wet. That is one you definitely don’t want to water from the top
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
Makes a big difference also because when you bottom-water, the roots grow downwards to reach the water. I have noticed my plants do better with it (irrespective of the self watering aspect)
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lolennui.bsky.social
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
What kind of pots do you have them in? The self watering pots has made ALL the difference in the world. I cannot emphasize enough! It’s the perfect cushion for when work/life/ general space cadet-ing gets in the way. These ones like to get hit at least weekly in MA—I imagine more often in TX sun.
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
So sorry to hear this Anna—you gave Minerva the gift of her best life ❤️ Minerva will be dearly missed
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sarahjen.bsky.social
my emotional support rotisserie chicken
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
I’m eventually going to do a thread on this but the interim update is the self watering pots have been a godsend. Everyone is thriving even through a big work thing during which I completely neglected watering anything for like 4-6 weeks.

These are my top 2 show stars
On the left is a Tradescantia Nanouk, with lavender & green leaf spread, trailing out of a white planter. On its right is its miniature—“Callisia repens Pink Panther.” They look identical except the nanouk has leaves the size of snap pea leafs and the pink panther has leaves the side of a kindergartner’s pinky fingernail.
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
Even the way they talk about healthcare is painfully hamfisted—because they don’t have a plan. There is no plan!!

Thune is out here giving just giving Democrats “secret backfill deals negotiated in the dead of night to take away your healthcare” on a silver platter.
A Marjorie Taylor Green Tweet, reading

“"Not a single Republican in leadership talked to us about this or has given us a plan to help Americans deal with their health insurance premiums DOUBLING!!!" Greene wrote on
X.”

Followed by Politico’s reporting on Majority Leader Johnson’s response:

“Johnson responded Tuesday by saying
Greene simply wasn't in the loop as other Republicans discuss a path forward.
"She's probably not read that in on some of that, because it's still been sort of in the silos of the people who specialize in those issues,”
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
Like republicans really went *fuck your healthcare, tax cuts for Daddy Crow!* the moment they had the chance with their big nasty bill, now they’ve underlined the point by literally shutting down the government take away the very thing that lets you afford healthcare.
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
Normally am not one to push politico (and I know this one pained them to publish bc it frames democrats positively lmao)

HOWEVER, feeling way less anxious about midterms after this one—for one: healthcare will be THE issue in 2026, which is terrible news for republicans.
Trump's off-script comments cause shutdown headaches for GOP
President Donald Trump, Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate Majority Leader John Thune are straining to project a united front against Democrats.
www.politico.com
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bellejoulove.bsky.social
A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
Goddamn really took me most of the day to make them but I did make them and they both delicious and way too cute.
Image of cookies—little cookie sized mini apple pies
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
It’s SO GOOD! I’m not the best baker but the first attempt they came out incredible! 2nd try I got too fussy rolling the dough and they didn’t come out as good. Going to revert back to my initial approach on today’s attempt.

They take forever to make but are worth the effort (imho)!
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
Better be or else the Taco Trail will be cancelled
singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
I promise that this taco trail in Eastie—Boston’s most Hispanic neighborhood—will be an Anna’s free zone.