Joshua Tobias
@joshuatobias.bsky.social
Writer. Reader. Can come up with a dog joke to fit almost any situation.
https://TheAmericanNight.substack.com/
https://TheAmericanNight.substack.com/
I aspire to be the kind of smart where stupid people think you're crazy.
February 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I aspire to be the kind of smart where stupid people think you're crazy.
I'm not much for reincarnation, but Hitler died in 1945, not long before Trump was conceived. Just saying.
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I'm not much for reincarnation, but Hitler died in 1945, not long before Trump was conceived. Just saying.
If you wash off the makeup, Pam Bondi turns into Gollum.
gollum from the lord of the rings is smiling and looking at the camera while sitting on a rock .
ALT: gollum from the lord of the rings is smiling and looking at the camera while sitting on a rock .
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February 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
If you wash off the makeup, Pam Bondi turns into Gollum.
So first you pound a large stake into the ground. Then you gather a great big pile of wood and kindling. Now you're gonna need some sturdy rope...
February 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
So first you pound a large stake into the ground. Then you gather a great big pile of wood and kindling. Now you're gonna need some sturdy rope...
Look at that face. Mr. McClintock has definitely fondled children.
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Look at that face. Mr. McClintock has definitely fondled children.
Watching Bondi and Jordan stand up for pedophiles
a man in a superhero costume is sitting in a dark room .
ALT: a man in a superhero costume is sitting in a dark room .
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February 11, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Watching Bondi and Jordan stand up for pedophiles
MAGA: like Nazis but with extra pedophilia.
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
MAGA: like Nazis but with extra pedophilia.
Dog's about to lose his bed privileges. Dude discovered that when his nose gets all cold in the middle of the night, he can warm it up by putting it it against my neck.
a man is sitting on a couch making a funny face with the words get outta heeaaa written on the bottom
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch making a funny face with the words get outta heeaaa written on the bottom
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February 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Dog's about to lose his bed privileges. Dude discovered that when his nose gets all cold in the middle of the night, he can warm it up by putting it it against my neck.
McNamara's Moron Corps were the ostensible model for ICE's hiring surge.
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 AM
McNamara's Moron Corps were the ostensible model for ICE's hiring surge.
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Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
The litmus test for intelligence is whether one looks at multiculturalism as an opportunity to engage with new thoughts, ideas, people, customs, etc... or if one finds that prospect terrifying due to mental lethargy.
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The litmus test for intelligence is whether one looks at multiculturalism as an opportunity to engage with new thoughts, ideas, people, customs, etc... or if one finds that prospect terrifying due to mental lethargy.
Mike Vrabel looks like a child's drawing of Mike Vrabel.
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Mike Vrabel looks like a child's drawing of Mike Vrabel.
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl
Unless this gets exciting in a hurry, Bad Bunny is going to have the only touchdown in this Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Unless this gets exciting in a hurry, Bad Bunny is going to have the only touchdown in this Super Bowl.
This game isn't even bad in an entertaining way. It's waiting room kinda bad.
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
This game isn't even bad in an entertaining way. It's waiting room kinda bad.
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl
What if gambling stayed legal, but advertising it was completely outlawed? #superbowl
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
What if gambling stayed legal, but advertising it was completely outlawed? #superbowl
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Reposted by Joshua Tobias
Pam Bondi: “If we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system collapses.”
By Jove, I think she's got it!
By Jove, I think she's got it!
February 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Pam Bondi: “If we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system collapses.”
By Jove, I think she's got it!
By Jove, I think she's got it!
It's like a youth government experiment conducted at school for the clinically insane.
If you want to FINALLY watch Scott Bessent get pinned down on specifics about the illegal money laundering operation being conducted by the Trump admin from someone who knows WTF he’s talking about, this clip is your chance. Bessent gets destroyed.
February 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
It's like a youth government experiment conducted at school for the clinically insane.
One good thing about looking at comment sections is that the Nazis out themselves. Never forget who they are and don't let them forget either.
February 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
One good thing about looking at comment sections is that the Nazis out themselves. Never forget who they are and don't let them forget either.
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We're having conversations about whether going to pedo island is different than being invited to pedo island and whether the President has enough manpower to overthrow an election or if he can only hurt a few people because he doesn't have enough guys like these are normal things separated by nuance
February 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
We're having conversations about whether going to pedo island is different than being invited to pedo island and whether the President has enough manpower to overthrow an election or if he can only hurt a few people because he doesn't have enough guys like these are normal things separated by nuance
My philosophy is simple. When presented with history, always try to be on the right side of it.
Bonus tip: if a vehicle with a confederate flag front plate is traveling in the opposite direction, a well timed application of the wiper spray might remind them who won that war.
Bonus tip: if a vehicle with a confederate flag front plate is traveling in the opposite direction, a well timed application of the wiper spray might remind them who won that war.
February 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
My philosophy is simple. When presented with history, always try to be on the right side of it.
Bonus tip: if a vehicle with a confederate flag front plate is traveling in the opposite direction, a well timed application of the wiper spray might remind them who won that war.
Bonus tip: if a vehicle with a confederate flag front plate is traveling in the opposite direction, a well timed application of the wiper spray might remind them who won that war.
What if we abolished ICE and instead created CARE, which would make sure everyone was warm and fed.
February 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
What if we abolished ICE and instead created CARE, which would make sure everyone was warm and fed.
The legal observers, drawn from volunteers in the attorney general's office, will not interfere with enforcement actions, and wear easily identifiable vests as they document Immigration Customs and Enforcement activity.
abcnews.go.com/US/new-york-...
abcnews.go.com/US/new-york-...
New York attorney general launches federal immigration officer monitor project
New York Attorney General Letitia James announced her office will monitor and document federal immigration enforcement actions across the state.
abcnews.go.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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A good thing happened today: Haitians in Springfield, Ohio and elsewhere are (for now) safe from the planned ethnic cleansing operation. This happened because people came together — organizers, reporters, and those who care — and made it happen. Let’s take the win and continue the work.
February 3, 2026 at 2:44 AM
A good thing happened today: Haitians in Springfield, Ohio and elsewhere are (for now) safe from the planned ethnic cleansing operation. This happened because people came together — organizers, reporters, and those who care — and made it happen. Let’s take the win and continue the work.