Joss Rickard
@jossrickard.bsky.social
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Car Tech Wolf 37 | He/Him | Poly/Demi | ΘΔ |🔞 Starfox | Baking | Cars | Motorsport | VRchat | Sim Racing The suckers: @bikkit.bsky.social 💜🤍💙 @foxoo.bsky.social 💜🤍💙 @nommage.bsky.social💛🤍💜🖤
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jossrickard.bsky.social
"I reckon you should stay down, if y'know what's good for ya"

@stitchupfursuits.com
jossrickard.bsky.social
mediocrates, like hippocrates except mid
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sonokido.bsky.social
it's only appropriate to have her say this
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manucleardevice.bsky.social
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
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seantcollins.com
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
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daveexmachina.bsky.social
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
jossrickard.bsky.social
i got this line yesterday, Wolf's dialogue in that section is pretty funny
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caitlindeangelis.bsky.social
Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8
jossrickard.bsky.social
After doing relatively fancy baking desserts on the regular, making a pudding feels like cheating lmao
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louisathelast.bsky.social
Went to a party hosted by an absolute icon
A hanging banner spelling out “PLEASE LEAVE BY 8”
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gaudipern.bsky.social
People... are allowed to come up with mean names for inanimate objects. If you compare this practice to racial slurs, I'm going to think you believe people of other races hold the same concrete significance and value as inanimate objects. This is one of those slips that does not look good on anyone.
jossrickard.bsky.social
Pressing ctrl+alt+delete is eugenics
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trouteyes.bsky.social
Love finds you
when you're ready ❤️
Man lies next to, and gazes at, a giant squid.
jossrickard.bsky.social
Yes! I wanna get in regularly again!
jossrickard.bsky.social
About two months ago, I started to make an effort (small) to get fitter.

I can touch my toes now whilst standing now, I'm down six kilos and my back and knees are amazing. Physical weekend of doing lots of moving and cat stuff and nothing was painful.
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jamievx.com
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#squeakySaturday #rubberfur #latexfur #techwear #industrial #cyberpunk #guitar
A photo of me wearing my fursuit head and tail, a black latex catsuit, techwear pants, a techwear shrug, with my black Ibanez Xiphos 7 string guitar strapped over my shoulder. The picture is cropped just above my muzzle, so you can't see my eyes. I'm holding the guitar with rubber gloves paws.
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dougexeter.bsky.social
*beastie boys*

well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS

and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
jossrickard.bsky.social
we need scientists to work on identifying the taylor swift gene, the gene that makes you like taylor swift. i suggest they start looking near the gene that makes you like coriander.
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notalawyer.bsky.social
i actually prefer it when the mods actively hate the user base and vice versa, that’s how every great message board worked for years and i think we should give it a whirl