every single weekend, I wonder to myself, "will I get a banh mi this weekend?"

and then some weekends I do get one and it's incredible

Here’s my impression of drake playing Balatro: I need a two pair

I cannot believe Elon Musk is faking playing videogames. He could be playing them for real. The point of getting rich is to get to play videogames instead of going to meetings about work bullshit. This is the dumbest man alive.

I will never finish setting up my PC or any other device

(when anything bad happens to me twice) every FUCKING time with this

When playing chess, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded check mate. This pretty much fucks you

Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024

the most embarrassing part of being a “100 tabs open at once” guy is when you inadvertently close them and don’t even notice and there are absolutely no negative consequences

Using my free will to prevent myself from getting 8 hours of sleep

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain