Imitation Leatherman
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What’s in name?
I can help you keep your plants alive.
I can help you keep your plants alive.
My great granny had this exact model she only drove to the beauty parlor and church. She stopped driving in ‘92 and I got it in ‘93.
December 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My great granny had this exact model she only drove to the beauty parlor and church. She stopped driving in ‘92 and I got it in ‘93.
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I am assuming that every elected member of Congress is a pedophile and in the files from this moment onward
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I am assuming that every elected member of Congress is a pedophile and in the files from this moment onward
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Let’s face the obvious: the only group capable of bringing down ANY nation’s government are its sex workers. Political party don’t matter. And if they turn state’s evidence, they destroy their profession. For better or worse.
December 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Let’s face the obvious: the only group capable of bringing down ANY nation’s government are its sex workers. Political party don’t matter. And if they turn state’s evidence, they destroy their profession. For better or worse.
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You is sharks, sartin; but if you gobern de shark in you, why den you be angel; for all angel is not’ing more dan de shark well goberned.
December 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
You is sharks, sartin; but if you gobern de shark in you, why den you be angel; for all angel is not’ing more dan de shark well goberned.
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after all, it is the season we celebrate virgins
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
after all, it is the season we celebrate virgins
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They can redact and play games but it doesn’t change the fact that the President of the United States is a child rapist.
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
They can redact and play games but it doesn’t change the fact that the President of the United States is a child rapist.
The American government is so fucking weak right now.
December 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The American government is so fucking weak right now.
The ivory tower has cracked and is crumbling.
I’m sorry, but it is disgraceful to be an academic who uses this technology to conduct research. It should be prohibited in all of our scholarly institutions, including universities and journals.
December 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The ivory tower has cracked and is crumbling.
Unredact the Epstein files. Jail anyone involved.
December 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Unredact the Epstein files. Jail anyone involved.
I can’t take leftist techies and gamers seriously. How u gonna be part of the thing destroying the planet? Why would you work for a company destroying the planet. Y’all have some choices ahead of you and you’re probably going to make the wrong one.
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I can’t take leftist techies and gamers seriously. How u gonna be part of the thing destroying the planet? Why would you work for a company destroying the planet. Y’all have some choices ahead of you and you’re probably going to make the wrong one.
Really gotta stop reading the discovery page. Y’all are fucking idiots with some of the shit you come up with.
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Really gotta stop reading the discovery page. Y’all are fucking idiots with some of the shit you come up with.
These dumb motherfuckers still going on about Kamala lost because she was black, fuck yall, Kamala lost because the DNC supports Palestinian genocide. Go suck a dick with this weak ass shit.
I'm going to say this and get a lot of shit for it. But Kamala Harris didn't get elected even though she was the better candidate because she is a Minority and she's a woman. We have a deeply Racist and Myosgynistic Country. Kamala Harris is far superior to trump in everyway, so was Hillary.
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
These dumb motherfuckers still going on about Kamala lost because she was black, fuck yall, Kamala lost because the DNC supports Palestinian genocide. Go suck a dick with this weak ass shit.
Nothing, it doesn’t do a fucking thing to our culture. Culture exists outside of the digital realm. We’ll continue to do what we always do with or with our it. Who fucking cares.
We've got a new group of Verge articles that are completely free to read (today only)!
First up, from @sesmith.lol: The internet is forever. But also, it isn’t. What happens to our culture when websites start to vanish at random?
First up, from @sesmith.lol: The internet is forever. But also, it isn’t. What happens to our culture when websites start to vanish at random?
What happens when the internet disappears?
Huge swaths of the web are vanishing. What does that do to our culture?
www.theverge.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Nothing, it doesn’t do a fucking thing to our culture. Culture exists outside of the digital realm. We’ll continue to do what we always do with or with our it. Who fucking cares.
Donald Trump is a liar, why would you ever bother listening to anything that fuck has to say?
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Donald Trump is a liar, why would you ever bother listening to anything that fuck has to say?
Kinda chuckling to myself over all the tech bubble layoffs. Y’all didn’t see this coming? Like the drive to AI wasn’t clearly marked? Maybe learn a useful skill that translates into actual life?
December 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Kinda chuckling to myself over all the tech bubble layoffs. Y’all didn’t see this coming? Like the drive to AI wasn’t clearly marked? Maybe learn a useful skill that translates into actual life?
Where’s the surveillance state when you really need it amirite
Gotta say it's mindblowing to me that the Brown shooter is still at large and they don't even seem to have identified who they're looking for.
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Where’s the surveillance state when you really need it amirite
Someone remembered to plug him in! He’s right, Americans want them all gone and to start over.
#GVerse In a stunning moment, Republican Chip Roy just admitted that Republicans only have garbage to offer the American people. Woah!!!
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Someone remembered to plug him in! He’s right, Americans want them all gone and to start over.
I wish democrats would go through a 3 week course in Memphis on how to check somebody.
it's not great that the President makes up so much random bullshit that he can publicly declare acts of war and everyone has to wait and see if they're real or not
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I wish democrats would go through a 3 week course in Memphis on how to check somebody.
Yo fuck this, since the 60’s the *actual* left has been fighting fang and claw to keep this bullshit from happening but suburban white america is status quo trash. Blame them, their addiction to convenience culture put us here.
How we feel about this is how the whole rest of the world feels about Americans.
December 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Yo fuck this, since the 60’s the *actual* left has been fighting fang and claw to keep this bullshit from happening but suburban white america is status quo trash. Blame them, their addiction to convenience culture put us here.
He’s not really a hick, he’s a dumb jock good ol boy with old money connections. The hicks have no idea what a caliphate is.
This hick is beyond parody. An ignorant bigot of the highest order.
December 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
He’s not really a hick, he’s a dumb jock good ol boy with old money connections. The hicks have no idea what a caliphate is.
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If there are a million voices clamoring for practical effects in movies, I am one.
If there's one voice begging for practical effects, it is me.
If no one wants practical effects in movies, I am gone and everyone left is wrong.
If there's one voice begging for practical effects, it is me.
If no one wants practical effects in movies, I am gone and everyone left is wrong.
December 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If there are a million voices clamoring for practical effects in movies, I am one.
If there's one voice begging for practical effects, it is me.
If no one wants practical effects in movies, I am gone and everyone left is wrong.
If there's one voice begging for practical effects, it is me.
If no one wants practical effects in movies, I am gone and everyone left is wrong.
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My most fundamental belief is that we do not have to live like this.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My most fundamental belief is that we do not have to live like this.
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1 month and 2 days later, I just finished reading all 23,000 documents.
Okay, you can release the Epstein files now.
#EpsteinFiles
Okay, you can release the Epstein files now.
#EpsteinFiles
December 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
1 month and 2 days later, I just finished reading all 23,000 documents.
Okay, you can release the Epstein files now.
#EpsteinFiles
Okay, you can release the Epstein files now.
#EpsteinFiles
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I shouldn’t have to share this article as much as I do. Sending condolences to all friends and family and loved ones from the Brown Shooting today.
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
Why Flavor Flav says the US must ban firearms now | Opinion
The lack of U.S. gun laws has created a violence epidemic unlike anywhere else on Earth. This is domestic errorism
www.newsweek.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I shouldn’t have to share this article as much as I do. Sending condolences to all friends and family and loved ones from the Brown Shooting today.
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
Let’s not forget we have all this convenience culture tech horseshit because we’re all lazy assholes.
Representing oligarchs as working class heroes is a new low…even for us.
December 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Let’s not forget we have all this convenience culture tech horseshit because we’re all lazy assholes.