JPL_Reader
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Describe your mood today.
January 8, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Describe your mood today.
Any any who do should be primaried into oblivion
There is absolutely no reason for Dems to vote for GOP nominees, to facilitate the smooth operation of Congress, nor to withhold impeachment of the President and his appointees. Do it all.
Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Any any who do should be primaried into oblivion
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Oh my friend, that's the beauty of using their phone line.
When enough people start calling, you're tying up their customer service reps. You're pissing off their other customers. You're costing them money.
It's a small fuckery, but it's fuckery none the less.
Embrace the small fuckery.
When enough people start calling, you're tying up their customer service reps. You're pissing off their other customers. You're costing them money.
It's a small fuckery, but it's fuckery none the less.
Embrace the small fuckery.
I’m not going to complain. I’m just not going to use their hotels anymore.
January 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Oh my friend, that's the beauty of using their phone line.
When enough people start calling, you're tying up their customer service reps. You're pissing off their other customers. You're costing them money.
It's a small fuckery, but it's fuckery none the less.
Embrace the small fuckery.
When enough people start calling, you're tying up their customer service reps. You're pissing off their other customers. You're costing them money.
It's a small fuckery, but it's fuckery none the less.
Embrace the small fuckery.
Nope, gut both sides. Leave only those willing to stop this standing.
The only way we protect ourselves from ICE is by winning the midterms.
January 8, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Nope, gut both sides. Leave only those willing to stop this standing.
Just live in total submission to the state, surrender all your freedom, privacy, and free will and the state will "let you keep your life"
Rep. Wesley Hunt: "The bottom line is this: when a federal officer gives you instructions, you abide by them and then you get to keep you life"
January 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Just live in total submission to the state, surrender all your freedom, privacy, and free will and the state will "let you keep your life"
Complete and total media illiteracy and a chronic case of Disney Princess syndrome.
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
www.independent.co.uk
January 7, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Complete and total media illiteracy and a chronic case of Disney Princess syndrome.
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Got paid AND his job back, lmao. Keep fighting these dweebs
January 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Got paid AND his job back, lmao. Keep fighting these dweebs
What has to happen for the media to start treating Nazies like Nazies? Serious question. What is the line?
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
What has to happen for the media to start treating Nazies like Nazies? Serious question. What is the line?
Stubbed my toe on a bookcase
Ripped the nail off the bed
Fainted
Hit the door frame
Hit the tile
Ended up in the ER with concussion
Worked at a grocery store at the time: Had to explain to multiple managers and customers I did not need to go to the women's shelter.
Glad they cared though.
Ripped the nail off the bed
Fainted
Hit the door frame
Hit the tile
Ended up in the ER with concussion
Worked at a grocery store at the time: Had to explain to multiple managers and customers I did not need to go to the women's shelter.
Glad they cared though.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
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January 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Stubbed my toe on a bookcase
Ripped the nail off the bed
Fainted
Hit the door frame
Hit the tile
Ended up in the ER with concussion
Worked at a grocery store at the time: Had to explain to multiple managers and customers I did not need to go to the women's shelter.
Glad they cared though.
Ripped the nail off the bed
Fainted
Hit the door frame
Hit the tile
Ended up in the ER with concussion
Worked at a grocery store at the time: Had to explain to multiple managers and customers I did not need to go to the women's shelter.
Glad they cared though.
I cannot express how much I do NOT need or want AI in my word, excel, or any other basic program.
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
January 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I cannot express how much I do NOT need or want AI in my word, excel, or any other basic program.
Is there a single pair of testes in Congress? Or perhaps a single vertebra?
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Is there a single pair of testes in Congress? Or perhaps a single vertebra?
Jethro's been to the vet, they took blood for tests, so maybe it can explain this sudden aggression towards the other dogs. He's of the right age for him to have hypothyroid issues start.
I'd really love for this to be a "here's a pill, don't be a jackass" situation.
And not
I'd really love for this to be a "here's a pill, don't be a jackass" situation.
And not
January 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Jethro's been to the vet, they took blood for tests, so maybe it can explain this sudden aggression towards the other dogs. He's of the right age for him to have hypothyroid issues start.
I'd really love for this to be a "here's a pill, don't be a jackass" situation.
And not
I'd really love for this to be a "here's a pill, don't be a jackass" situation.
And not
I think the word he is a trying to use is "Lebensraum".
Trump: "We need Greenland from a national security situation. It's so strategic. Right now, Greenland is covered with Russian and Chinese ships all over the place. We need Greenland from the standpoint of national security. And Denmark is not gonna be able to do it ... the EU needs us to have it"
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I think the word he is a trying to use is "Lebensraum".
This mad man is going to start WW3.
Trump in a single gaggle on Air Force One just threatened:
-- a second strike against Venezuela
-- Cuba
-- Mexico
-- Colombia
-- Iran
-- Greenland (which in turn would be an attack on the EU and Denmark)
-- a second strike against Venezuela
-- Cuba
-- Mexico
-- Colombia
-- Iran
-- Greenland (which in turn would be an attack on the EU and Denmark)
January 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
This mad man is going to start WW3.
Seen while walking the dogs. Someone had feelings about yesterday's events.
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Seen while walking the dogs. Someone had feelings about yesterday's events.
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Every so often I think about how the country of Georgia ousted their entire traffic police force because they decided it was hopelessly corrupt beyond reform, and started over with new people.
Press call with Chuck Schumer says he has been talking with his caucus "I've been talking to so many members of my caucus today. Everybody is very, very just totally, totally, totally troubled."
January 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Every so often I think about how the country of Georgia ousted their entire traffic police force because they decided it was hopelessly corrupt beyond reform, and started over with new people.
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A college sophomore at an Occupy rally could not have generated such a grotesque outsized caricature of US imperialism
Trump: "We're going to have our very large United States oil companies go in, spend billions of dollars, fix the badly broken infrastructure and start making money for the country. And we are ready to stage a second and much larger attack if we need to do so."
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
A college sophomore at an Occupy rally could not have generated such a grotesque outsized caricature of US imperialism
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Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
Jan 1: Resolves to make healthy life choices.
Jan 3: There ain't enough alcohol on the damn planet.
Jan 3: There ain't enough alcohol on the damn planet.
Trump: "They took all of our property. It was our property. We built it. And we never had a president that decided to do anything about it. Instead, they fought wars that were 10,000 miles away."
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Jan 1: Resolves to make healthy life choices.
Jan 3: There ain't enough alcohol on the damn planet.
Jan 3: There ain't enough alcohol on the damn planet.
I don't disagree, but he's already been impeached twice, convicted to 34 felonies, etc. Unless they actually grew the balls to remove him from office and jail him and all his sycophants, what exactly would this accomplish?
We have to impeach him.
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I don't disagree, but he's already been impeached twice, convicted to 34 felonies, etc. Unless they actually grew the balls to remove him from office and jail him and all his sycophants, what exactly would this accomplish?
Yes dears, and it is also not being told to you by a poet in an ampethater, in the original Greek.
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January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Yes dears, and it is also not being told to you by a poet in an ampethater, in the original Greek.
This isn't the first time we have done this, though the CIA was much more subtle in the 80s. Of course that coup led directly to the "immigration problem" the republicans loath today.
Who specifically wants this? And why? It feels like more than just oil. I am not saying the reason is good or even rooted in reality, I just want know what it is. Is it just that some people have wanted this for a long time like they do with Iran?
January 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
This isn't the first time we have done this, though the CIA was much more subtle in the 80s. Of course that coup led directly to the "immigration problem" the republicans loath today.
No, it's slop. We don't need AI. Make me a dishwasher that loads itself.
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
No, it's slop. We don't need AI. Make me a dishwasher that loads itself.