@jplank.bsky.social
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dimensional lumber is for suckers. i'm onto inter-dimensional lumber
October 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
dimensional lumber is for suckers. i'm onto inter-dimensional lumber
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
this exists it is called thinking
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
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charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a very literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death years before it happened. and if anyone else had been killed he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.
September 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a very literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death years before it happened. and if anyone else had been killed he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.
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to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech
September 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech
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Some Fucking Nazi: *dies*
People Who Accepted the Genocide of Gaza and Police Brutality and Murders of Trans and Queer People as Unavoidable Parts of Society and Insisted For Decades You Simply Must Shrug Off For the Sake of Some Imaginary Sense of Harm Reduction: violence is never acceptable
People Who Accepted the Genocide of Gaza and Police Brutality and Murders of Trans and Queer People as Unavoidable Parts of Society and Insisted For Decades You Simply Must Shrug Off For the Sake of Some Imaginary Sense of Harm Reduction: violence is never acceptable
September 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Some Fucking Nazi: *dies*
People Who Accepted the Genocide of Gaza and Police Brutality and Murders of Trans and Queer People as Unavoidable Parts of Society and Insisted For Decades You Simply Must Shrug Off For the Sake of Some Imaginary Sense of Harm Reduction: violence is never acceptable
People Who Accepted the Genocide of Gaza and Police Brutality and Murders of Trans and Queer People as Unavoidable Parts of Society and Insisted For Decades You Simply Must Shrug Off For the Sake of Some Imaginary Sense of Harm Reduction: violence is never acceptable
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average democratic politician: we mourn the loss of heinrich himmler and condemn political violence. we are thinking of his wife and children.
September 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
average democratic politician: we mourn the loss of heinrich himmler and condemn political violence. we are thinking of his wife and children.
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Charlie Kirk may be anti-vax but apparently he's still getting his shots.
September 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Charlie Kirk may be anti-vax but apparently he's still getting his shots.
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Can we use AI for something really useful for once and have it delete Diddy adlibs from all of Biggie's songs?
May 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Can we use AI for something really useful for once and have it delete Diddy adlibs from all of Biggie's songs?
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HERO: You won’t get away with this!
ME: (smirking) What you fail to understand is: I already have. (I turn to casually stroll away and immediately stub my toe so severely an EMT pukes when he sees it)
ME: (smirking) What you fail to understand is: I already have. (I turn to casually stroll away and immediately stub my toe so severely an EMT pukes when he sees it)
August 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
HERO: You won’t get away with this!
ME: (smirking) What you fail to understand is: I already have. (I turn to casually stroll away and immediately stub my toe so severely an EMT pukes when he sees it)
ME: (smirking) What you fail to understand is: I already have. (I turn to casually stroll away and immediately stub my toe so severely an EMT pukes when he sees it)
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This might be my favourite cat meme of 2025 so far
July 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This might be my favourite cat meme of 2025 so far
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Why, what is this "Ligma" you speak of? Surely I have never heard the word, if I've heard a one. Shall it be some sort of foul disease? Animal, vegetable, or mineral? Please, my dear boy, abandon me not to my ignorance a moment longer! Enlighten my mind, and my spirit shall soar!
June 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Why, what is this "Ligma" you speak of? Surely I have never heard the word, if I've heard a one. Shall it be some sort of foul disease? Animal, vegetable, or mineral? Please, my dear boy, abandon me not to my ignorance a moment longer! Enlighten my mind, and my spirit shall soar!
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Right wing rhetoric: We need to kill these people
*someone does it*
Atlantic writer: Why did the mentally unwell do this
*someone does it*
Atlantic writer: Why did the mentally unwell do this
Boelter seems to be a fair representation of how political violence melds with mental disturbances in lone wolves. Those, like Trump, who use public platforms to incite violence make it more likely that mentally unwell people will channel their feelings of rage toward specific political figures.
In Minnesota, America’s Luck Ran Out
The United States is a fraying society, torn apart by polarization, intense disagreement, and ratcheting extremism.
www.theatlantic.com
June 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Right wing rhetoric: We need to kill these people
*someone does it*
Atlantic writer: Why did the mentally unwell do this
*someone does it*
Atlantic writer: Why did the mentally unwell do this
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resurrecting david lynch just so I can tell him I watched the entirety of twin peaks in 30 second intervals on my phone via youtube shorts
June 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
resurrecting david lynch just so I can tell him I watched the entirety of twin peaks in 30 second intervals on my phone via youtube shorts
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shoutout to every idiot who believed that trump would "end the wars"
June 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
shoutout to every idiot who believed that trump would "end the wars"
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them
June 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them
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Furthermore, I know for a fact that my opponent was a willing participant in the Masked Feast of Blood, and that he himself consumed more virgin flesh than any other at the Black Table. And how do I know this? Ah. Well, you see, ah,
June 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Furthermore, I know for a fact that my opponent was a willing participant in the Masked Feast of Blood, and that he himself consumed more virgin flesh than any other at the Black Table. And how do I know this? Ah. Well, you see, ah,
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soccer is like rocket league but with people instead of cars
May 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
soccer is like rocket league but with people instead of cars
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(receiving new information) sorry, but if any of that were true I would have heard of it
May 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
(receiving new information) sorry, but if any of that were true I would have heard of it
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i don't need to use AI to not read my emails. i already don't read my emails just fine
May 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i don't need to use AI to not read my emails. i already don't read my emails just fine