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The Meidas Mighty showed up today 👏
April 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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“Americans think they’re so special with their orange celebrity president. Well guess what? We have our own celebrity version of Don the Con. Meet Yolk Hogan, the leader of the Literal Party. -Literal Party Press Statement

Photo: Yves Adams
April 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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🙏
April 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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“More than a quarter of the contracts listed by DOGE were actually already paid, the Journal found, saving no money. For instance, DOGE listed $168,000 in savings for terminating a contract with HHS for an Anthony Fauci museum exhibit. It had already been fully paid.”

Beyond parody.
February 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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REPOST if you stand with AOC!
February 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”
February 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

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February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Hey Wisconsin!! Y’all got work to do and I'm so excited to help. There's a State Supreme Court Election April 4th! I'm on the ground talking to voters and any news outlet that will listen! It's a never ending phrase… “Democracy is on the ballot”
February 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Rep. LaMonica McIver: "We are at war!"
February 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Jasmine is on FIRE 🔥 🔥🔥

"...we are going to be in your face, we are going to be on your asses, and we are going to make sure you understand what democracy looks like...

...and this ain't it!"
February 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Perfectly captured.
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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BREAKING: David Hogg, a survivor of the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting just been elected Vice Chair of the DNC.

CONGRATS!
February 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I don’t fucking think so.
January 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Time to post this again
January 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Let Denmark cook.
January 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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We are watching Project 2025 come to life. Thankfully, pro-democracy groups are fighting back in the courts. @democracydocket.com's 16-person team tracks these lawsuits so you don't have to.

Support their work. www.democracydocket.com/member-me/
January 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Michael Fanone live on CNN: "This is what I'd say to Stewart Rhodes: Go fuck yourself"
January 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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In a world of Kid Rocks and Carrie Underwoods, be a Woody Guthrie.
January 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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January 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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But some people are just too old and frail to handle cold weather.
January 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM