Reposted by Jape
Don't Play Trump City
December 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Don't Play Trump City
"Siri, show me Elon Musk's last year in one meme."
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"Siri, show me Elon Musk's last year in one meme."
Trump’s minions declaring this letter fake is the least surprising thing of ever
www.axios.com/2025/12/23/l...
www.axios.com/2025/12/23/l...
Epstein letter to Larry Nassar is fake, Justice Department says
For a short time, the graphic letter appeared to be one of the strongest links yet between President Trump and Epstein.
www.axios.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Trump’s minions declaring this letter fake is the least surprising thing of ever
www.axios.com/2025/12/23/l...
www.axios.com/2025/12/23/l...
Reposted by Jape
interesting phenomenon where you can be a star wars fan while only recognizing one of the movies as good. the only more extreme case is james bond: a true bond movie fan recognizes that none of them are good.
December 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
interesting phenomenon where you can be a star wars fan while only recognizing one of the movies as good. the only more extreme case is james bond: a true bond movie fan recognizes that none of them are good.
Tell me you have a tiny penis without telling me you have a tiny penis.
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Tell me you have a tiny penis without telling me you have a tiny penis.
Reposted by Jape
Plus side of this is that I have some academic expertise in letters of marque and privateering and related albeit rather archaic state licensed piracy on the high seas so I could go on tv as an expert in something.
😳 On 12/18/25, Senator Mike Lee posted:
“Would you like to seize cartel assets as a privateer?
My bill would allow the president to issue you a letter of marque.
Time to take these pirates down. 🏴☠️” 1/ x.com/senmikelee/s...
“Would you like to seize cartel assets as a privateer?
My bill would allow the president to issue you a letter of marque.
Time to take these pirates down. 🏴☠️” 1/ x.com/senmikelee/s...
December 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Plus side of this is that I have some academic expertise in letters of marque and privateering and related albeit rather archaic state licensed piracy on the high seas so I could go on tv as an expert in something.
Native Americans would like to have a word with you, kemosabe.
Trump on Venezuela: "Getting land, oil rights, whatever we had -- they took it away because we had a president that maybe wasn't watching. But they're not gonna do that. We want it back. They took our oil rights. We had a lot of oil there. They threw our companies out. And we want it back."
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Native Americans would like to have a word with you, kemosabe.
Reposted by Jape
The Trump Admin wants to turn the clock back to 2008 and let Wall Street run wild.
We all know how that ended – with taxpayers bailing out Wall Street while millions lost their homes and got fired from their jobs.
Donald Trump could be setting the stage for the next crash.
We all know how that ended – with taxpayers bailing out Wall Street while millions lost their homes and got fired from their jobs.
Donald Trump could be setting the stage for the next crash.
Bessent: "These 2008, 2009, 2010 financial rules were too tight. They hamstrung the American financial system. It was time for a change ... we have to take the financial system out of this straitjacket ... the regulated system is too constrained."
December 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The Trump Admin wants to turn the clock back to 2008 and let Wall Street run wild.
We all know how that ended – with taxpayers bailing out Wall Street while millions lost their homes and got fired from their jobs.
Donald Trump could be setting the stage for the next crash.
We all know how that ended – with taxpayers bailing out Wall Street while millions lost their homes and got fired from their jobs.
Donald Trump could be setting the stage for the next crash.
If someone had to (allegedly) commit patricide this weekend, why couldn't it have been Barron?
December 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If someone had to (allegedly) commit patricide this weekend, why couldn't it have been Barron?
Donald Trump is an orange shit stain that will be hosed off the carpet when he dies. No one will mourn him, not even his own family. History will rightly put this sore loser in last place as president.
But Rob Reiner's movies will be celebrated a 1000 years from now as a prime example of humanity.
But Rob Reiner's movies will be celebrated a 1000 years from now as a prime example of humanity.
Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other, soon after WWII.
One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.
The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.
The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Donald Trump is an orange shit stain that will be hosed off the carpet when he dies. No one will mourn him, not even his own family. History will rightly put this sore loser in last place as president.
But Rob Reiner's movies will be celebrated a 1000 years from now as a prime example of humanity.
But Rob Reiner's movies will be celebrated a 1000 years from now as a prime example of humanity.
Reposted by Jape
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner was talented, funny, successful, and one of the most genuine people on the planet. No WONDER Trump was insanely jealous of him.
December 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Rob Reiner was talented, funny, successful, and one of the most genuine people on the planet. No WONDER Trump was insanely jealous of him.
Reposted by Jape
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
Pantone has already announced its color of the year for 2027: White Savior Complex
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Pantone has already announced its color of the year for 2027: White Savior Complex
Reposted by Jape
Seriously Star Trek. You can just be wrong about your World War III dates. It's cool. We don't need to have that part of the timeline. We can just skip straight to fully automated luxury gay space communism.
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Seriously Star Trek. You can just be wrong about your World War III dates. It's cool. We don't need to have that part of the timeline. We can just skip straight to fully automated luxury gay space communism.
Reposted by Jape
Every Trump interview now is like a serial killer taunting the police to stop him.
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Every Trump interview now is like a serial killer taunting the police to stop him.
Top search this weekend is "How do I get Liquid Glass off my iPhone and back to its old setting?"
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Top search this weekend is "How do I get Liquid Glass off my iPhone and back to its old setting?"
Reposted by Jape
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
Look—if WE have to live in the Twilight Zone episode where Lil' Donny sends ‘bad people’ to the cornfield, at least Pete Hegseth should get “Judgement Night,” where a Nazi u-boat commander is forced to relive the night he sank an ocean liner and its innocent passengers—AS a passenger—for eternity.
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Look—if WE have to live in the Twilight Zone episode where Lil' Donny sends ‘bad people’ to the cornfield, at least Pete Hegseth should get “Judgement Night,” where a Nazi u-boat commander is forced to relive the night he sank an ocean liner and its innocent passengers—AS a passenger—for eternity.
Make it so.
We should just start calling the crew the Trump boys are running with “cryptoterrorists” if words don’t have meaning anymore.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Make it so.
Reposted by Jape
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
Reposted by Jape
Serial Killer Pete Hegseth has murdered more innocent people than Jeffrey Dahmer. To his credit, Dahmer did not use your tax dollars and did the work himself.
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Serial Killer Pete Hegseth has murdered more innocent people than Jeffrey Dahmer. To his credit, Dahmer did not use your tax dollars and did the work himself.
Hey, if Fatty Arcanckle just declared Biden's pardons "null and void," then it is open hunting season on every Jan 6 criminal, and that fucking weasel Dinesh D'souza
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Hey, if Fatty Arcanckle just declared Biden's pardons "null and void," then it is open hunting season on every Jan 6 criminal, and that fucking weasel Dinesh D'souza
Dept. of War Crimes Dept.
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Dept. of War Crimes Dept.