jon "so peace, much prize" schuster
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jon "so peace, much prize" schuster
@jschuster.bsky.social
Former IT drudge.
He/him
Cis-het white dude. Or, as the philosoper once said: "lowest possible difficulty setting" (h/t John Scalzi)
That kitchen is a horror
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Stealth Banger?
Cheshire Cat Banger?
Wonder Woman's Invisible Plane Banger?
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Oh I agree, never ever ever be nominated. But the question on the floor was who'd dive in and thrash around entertainingly.

I'd make a side bet: Sean Hannity runs for approx six weeks before a spectacular implosion...
December 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
15 quatloos on Candace Owens
December 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Jeffrey Epstein, I meant. Why? Who did you think I meant?
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Buahahhhahahhah
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
After your tenth, you also receive a set of those pink foam hair curler things
December 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Any random person will do. Even if you have to plant evidence in their backpack.
What? Did I say that out loud?
Delete! Delete post!
December 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Reposted by jon "so peace, much prize" schuster
Anyway. This might be you. Or your mom. Or your kid. Or your grandpa. Because mobility comes and goes, because our bodies are adventures that keep moving forward.

Imagine a world that is beyond your experience, just once in a while. It's pretty great out here. When you aren't carding cripples.
December 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This schmuck? We're cooked...
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Fox News: TREASON!!!1!11!!!1!
December 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hmmm....that would explain all the shrieking wouldn't it?
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Your serendipitous discovery echos my wife's NPH diagnosis.
(got to it early, thank ghu)
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Are sheep entrails a decent stand in for goat?
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Oh frak! I want this hygienist, too!
December 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I mean...if the MAGAs do leave, the town might become super attractive as a chud-free zone.

Might turn out great after all!
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM