jon "so peace, much prize" schuster
@jschuster.bsky.social
Former IT drudge.
He/him
Cis-het white dude. Or, as the philosoper once said: "lowest possible difficulty setting" (h/t John Scalzi)
He/him
Cis-het white dude. Or, as the philosoper once said: "lowest possible difficulty setting" (h/t John Scalzi)
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Chat with an AI bot? Fuck no, I can barely stand talking with *people*
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Vivek: “Anybody else hear a leopard?”
Even Ramaswamy getting queasy with the right-wing obsession with “heritage.”
“.. ‘There is no American who is more American than somebody else. … It is binary. Either you're an American or you're not.’”
www.foxnews.com/media/vivek-...
“.. ‘There is no American who is more American than somebody else. … It is binary. Either you're an American or you're not.’”
www.foxnews.com/media/vivek-...
December 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Vivek: “Anybody else hear a leopard?”
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See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
Tom Brady Posts Pics Set to Logic Suicide Prevention Hotline Song After Gisele Marriage News
Tom Brady posted for the first time since news of his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen's marriage to Joaquim Valente broke ... and, a song he added to his posts will have some raising some eyebrows.
www.tmz.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
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Play Trumpy games, win Trumpy prizes
December 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Play Trumpy games, win Trumpy prizes
Man, oh man ...his name must be on almost every page!
NEWS: Deputy AG Todd Blanche says the DOJ will only release a partial batch of the Epstein files today, rather than all of them. Blanche says DOJ needs more time to make redactions.
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Man, oh man ...his name must be on almost every page!
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Anyway. This might be you. Or your mom. Or your kid. Or your grandpa. Because mobility comes and goes, because our bodies are adventures that keep moving forward.
Imagine a world that is beyond your experience, just once in a while. It's pretty great out here. When you aren't carding cripples.
Imagine a world that is beyond your experience, just once in a while. It's pretty great out here. When you aren't carding cripples.
December 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Anyway. This might be you. Or your mom. Or your kid. Or your grandpa. Because mobility comes and goes, because our bodies are adventures that keep moving forward.
Imagine a world that is beyond your experience, just once in a while. It's pretty great out here. When you aren't carding cripples.
Imagine a world that is beyond your experience, just once in a while. It's pretty great out here. When you aren't carding cripples.
How that didn't end his campaign then and there is an indicator that the problem isn't (just) Trump.
I mean some of us remember when he made fun of the disabled reporter in 2015. Whenever he *doesn’t* do something that would get anybody else cast out of public life forever I’m convinced it’s AI or a really good impersonator in Hollywood special effects makeup.
December 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
How that didn't end his campaign then and there is an indicator that the problem isn't (just) Trump.
Gosh, 2016 was a great year for baseball... that year we had *three* Workle Smearies Chompeños!
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Gosh, 2016 was a great year for baseball... that year we had *three* Workle Smearies Chompeños!
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MAGA wants to remove studies of colonialism from universities because it might complicate the Trump line that Venezuela is a colonial power that subjugated the United States, stealing our Oil, Land, and Other Assets.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
MAGA wants to remove studies of colonialism from universities because it might complicate the Trump line that Venezuela is a colonial power that subjugated the United States, stealing our Oil, Land, and Other Assets.
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Back in the days when I was still going to church, the pastor who eventually persuaded me to stop going to church had a phrase that he liked to say a whole lot, and for all I know he still likes to say it.
The phrase was "we're creating victims and villains."
www.the-reframe.com/stories-we-t...
The phrase was "we're creating victims and villains."
www.the-reframe.com/stories-we-t...
Stories We Tell
Recognizing victims and villains is not creating victims and villains. A series on living in a culture of repair, against a culture of abuse.
www.the-reframe.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Back in the days when I was still going to church, the pastor who eventually persuaded me to stop going to church had a phrase that he liked to say a whole lot, and for all I know he still likes to say it.
The phrase was "we're creating victims and villains."
www.the-reframe.com/stories-we-t...
The phrase was "we're creating victims and villains."
www.the-reframe.com/stories-we-t...
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Amazing how many articles are just “I’m a white guy who didn’t get the promotion I wanted and the only answer to this problem that concerns every single one of us is to re-segregate the workplace”
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Amazing how many articles are just “I’m a white guy who didn’t get the promotion I wanted and the only answer to this problem that concerns every single one of us is to re-segregate the workplace”
Trans men are men
Trans women are women
Transmissions are for gears
But transphobes are scumbags.
Trans women are women
Transmissions are for gears
But transphobes are scumbags.
Trans men are men
Trans women are women
Transformers are robots in disguise
But transphobes are scumbags.
Trans women are women
Transformers are robots in disguise
But transphobes are scumbags.
December 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Trans men are men
Trans women are women
Transmissions are for gears
But transphobes are scumbags.
Trans women are women
Transmissions are for gears
But transphobes are scumbags.
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idk how to explain this but modern american politics feels like if you took 2016 and ran it through a copy machine ten thousand times in a row
December 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
idk how to explain this but modern american politics feels like if you took 2016 and ran it through a copy machine ten thousand times in a row
Good morning to Sen Rand Paul
Sometimes you have to look people in the eye and say: I'm not your supporter. At best, we are allies on this specific issue, but I have no problem thwarting any and every attempt you make on these others. You will not change my mind on this, and I care about your success only as much as it helps me.
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Good morning to Sen Rand Paul
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I thought he only came once a year?
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I thought he only came once a year?
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Trump replacing MLK Day with his birthday for free national parks is such an easy conversational test of White Supremacy because if you seriously argue that Trump deserves to be honored more than MLK, I know for sure that you're a White Supremacist.
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Trump replacing MLK Day with his birthday for free national parks is such an easy conversational test of White Supremacy because if you seriously argue that Trump deserves to be honored more than MLK, I know for sure that you're a White Supremacist.
Hold on...we (the wokes) are banning white paint now? Did I miss another meeting?
Look, I was out spending my end-of-year Soros bonus. Just tell me where the meeting minutes are posted...
Look, I was out spending my end-of-year Soros bonus. Just tell me where the meeting minutes are posted...
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hold on...we (the wokes) are banning white paint now? Did I miss another meeting?
Look, I was out spending my end-of-year Soros bonus. Just tell me where the meeting minutes are posted...
Look, I was out spending my end-of-year Soros bonus. Just tell me where the meeting minutes are posted...
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Off by default isn’t no ai, though. Next you’ll have to turn it off. Then you’ll have to find a script to disable it because you can’t turn it off but there’s a workaround. Then there will be no workaround. It’s a no from me. this is a test to see what you’ll tolerate.
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Off by default isn’t no ai, though. Next you’ll have to turn it off. Then you’ll have to find a script to disable it because you can’t turn it off but there’s a workaround. Then there will be no workaround. It’s a no from me. this is a test to see what you’ll tolerate.
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welp
The Kremlin has welcomed changes in the U.S. National Security Strategy, saying the adjustments that marked a radical departure from Washington's previous policy were "largely consistent" with Moscow's vision.
Changes to U.S. Security Strategy 'Largely Consistent' With Russia's Vision – Kremlin - The Moscow Times
Russia has welcomed changes in the U.S.
www.themoscowtimes.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
welp
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Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
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I think a lot of people still aren't used to the idea of a federal government that lies openly, nakedly and as a matter of course.
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I think a lot of people still aren't used to the idea of a federal government that lies openly, nakedly and as a matter of course.
Rand Paul...
I have to hand it to Rand 🤬 Paul don't I?
I have to hand it to Rand 🤬 Paul don't I?
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Rand Paul...
I have to hand it to Rand 🤬 Paul don't I?
I have to hand it to Rand 🤬 Paul don't I?
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I'm well used to people not using their turn signal, but people who try to drift over assuming that I'll yield to protect my car and let them in have... miscalculated
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm well used to people not using their turn signal, but people who try to drift over assuming that I'll yield to protect my car and let them in have... miscalculated
No way that some of the money doesn't find its way into Trump's pockets. The only question is how much...
50%? 80%? 99.90%?
50%? 80%? 99.90%?
“Hey kids, we’re taking away your food stamps and healthcare and not providing paid parental leave or any socialist shit like that, but when you turn 18 you can have some theoretical capital gains!”
apnews.com/article/mich...
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Michael and Susan Dell donate $6.25 billion to encourage families to claim 'Trump Accounts'
Billionaires Michael and Susan Dell pledged a historic $6.25 billion on Tuesday to provide an incentive to families to adopt new investment accounts for children.
apnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
No way that some of the money doesn't find its way into Trump's pockets. The only question is how much...
50%? 80%? 99.90%?
50%? 80%? 99.90%?
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I don't know who needs to hear this but...you can run the dishwasher even if it's not totally full. I recently gave myself permission to do this and I haven't had dishes pile up in the sink ever since. It's so much easier to unload half a dishwasher every morning 🥲
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but...you can run the dishwasher even if it's not totally full. I recently gave myself permission to do this and I haven't had dishes pile up in the sink ever since. It's so much easier to unload half a dishwasher every morning 🥲
I mean this sincerely, somebody in Megyn Kelly's family needs to stage an intervention.
She is unwell.
She is unwell.
Megyn Kelly on alleged war crimes: "I really do kind of not only wanna see them killed in the water, whether they're on the boat or in the water, but I'd really like to see them suffer. I would like Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so they lose a limb and bleed out."
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I mean this sincerely, somebody in Megyn Kelly's family needs to stage an intervention.
She is unwell.
She is unwell.