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J. Scott Worsham
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prince of pajamas
Boris Johnson looks unwell
January 28, 2026 at 5:33 AM
what if liam was noel's wonderwall this whole time
August 27, 2024 at 6:54 PM
"He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup.” - Noel Gallagher #oasisreunion
August 26, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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Oh mein gott
August 18, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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A dark hotel room. I check my target's dossier one last time. I open a briefcase on the bed, and start screwing and locking pieces together. When I'm finished, there's a playground swingset. I may have grabbed the wrong briefcase at the airport.
July 13, 2024 at 12:37 PM
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KamalaHQ engages in dirty political trick of quoting Trump at length verbatim.
August 3, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I really hope Kamala’s VP pick is Pete
July 30, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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I may have spent my entire life advocating for shark attacks, encouraging sharks to bite people, taking donations from the shark industry, and building a brand entirely dependent on my enthusiastic support of the right for sharks to attack, but after seeing one up close I’m changing my tune
July 15, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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I begged my wife to take down the sign that depicted me engaged in fellatio with Brian Griffin, the dog character from the popular animated sitcom “Family Guy,” but she refused. Though I pleaded with her to consider the potential damage to my reputation, I could not deny her right to exhibit it.
May 29, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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NORTHERN LIGHTS: Take my picture! Please! I don't look great now but the photos will be spectacular, bursts of green and pink! Take as many photos as you can!
THE MOON: Do not take my photo, if you little apes dare to photograph me I will be so tiny, I swear to god I will make myself so goddamn tiny
May 11, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Steve Albini changed my life 🎈
May 8, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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Q: Governor Noem, did you meet with Emmanuel Macron?

A: I’ve been to the Champs Elysees.

Q: While there, did you have a personal encounter with the President of France?

A: I’m not going to talk about my conversations but I have eaten a pain au chocolat.

Q: Were you in his presence?

A: Eclair
May 7, 2024 at 4:44 PM