Justin Sorrell
@jsorr31.bsky.social
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Person who just read Brigitte Bardot's Wikipedia yesterday: "how dare Chappell Roan not know about her politics and how vile she was."
December 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Person who just read Brigitte Bardot's Wikipedia yesterday: "how dare Chappell Roan not know about her politics and how vile she was."
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Fitting in on Bluesky by pretending I knew all along about the political views of somebody whose biggest movie was 60 years ago. Also I just looked up when her biggest movie was because I didn't know. Probably never would've heard of it otherwise. But I assure you I knew her political views
Chappell Roan shares follow-up story after deleting Brigitte Bardot tribute post:
“Holy shit i did not know all that insane shit Ms. Bardot stood for obvs I do not condone this. very disappointing to learn.”
“Holy shit i did not know all that insane shit Ms. Bardot stood for obvs I do not condone this. very disappointing to learn.”
December 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Fitting in on Bluesky by pretending I knew all along about the political views of somebody whose biggest movie was 60 years ago. Also I just looked up when her biggest movie was because I didn't know. Probably never would've heard of it otherwise. But I assure you I knew her political views
lol at them zooming in on Pierre-Paul’s missing fingers
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
lol at them zooming in on Pierre-Paul’s missing fingers
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They should do a remake of BIG right now and it’s a 13-year-old but he grew up online so he’s just like talking about how Warner Bros. doesn’t understand Batman and Sidney Sweeney is a four
December 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
They should do a remake of BIG right now and it’s a 13-year-old but he grew up online so he’s just like talking about how Warner Bros. doesn’t understand Batman and Sidney Sweeney is a four
they can throw shade when they want
December 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
they can throw shade when they want
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
I do not care for the dark turn Dwight Schrute has taken in 2025
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I do not care for the dark turn Dwight Schrute has taken in 2025
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I’ve got this queued up and ready to go
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’ve got this queued up and ready to go
Adam clearly saw the future
Brandon Bussi needs to play the puck less
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Adam clearly saw the future
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BEAP BEAP
BEEP BEEP
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
BEAP BEAP
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
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For too long, America's most powerful public figures were not Doing Shit Like This. Those days are over.
December 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
For too long, America's most powerful public figures were not Doing Shit Like This. Those days are over.