Justin Sorrell
@jsorr31.bsky.social
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People that believed there was an underground pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza parlor when the Epstein files drop
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
People that believed there was an underground pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza parlor when the Epstein files drop
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something about the rise of impractical jokers portending the rise of trump
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 AM
something about the rise of impractical jokers portending the rise of trump
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Saw the Melania doc last night and it was surprisingly fun, just her and the Jackass gang doing dangerous pranks. I didn’t even know they were all friends! Anyway Mel burned her left arm off but was a great sport about it.
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Saw the Melania doc last night and it was surprisingly fun, just her and the Jackass gang doing dangerous pranks. I didn’t even know they were all friends! Anyway Mel burned her left arm off but was a great sport about it.
IGGY STOLE CAM’S HAT
January 30, 2026 at 2:51 AM
IGGY STOLE CAM’S HAT
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you
January 28, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you
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90% of conservative political analysis is just "this group I don't like does this thing I don't understand due to motivations I made up."
January 29, 2026 at 1:02 AM
90% of conservative political analysis is just "this group I don't like does this thing I don't understand due to motivations I made up."
I do not care for Red Pilled Paul Giamatti
How is Rockstar supposed to satirize American politics in GTA 6 when you have people like this saying “Alex Pretti and Trayvon Martin weren’t technically unarmed because they had arms”
January 28, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I do not care for Red Pilled Paul Giamatti
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Megyn Kelly after hearing Peter Bjorn and John’s “Young Folks” for the one millionth time in 2006
January 27, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Megyn Kelly after hearing Peter Bjorn and John’s “Young Folks” for the one millionth time in 2006
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Excited for Bovino and his new office.
January 27, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Excited for Bovino and his new office.
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This random online comment from 2018 remains one of the last half-century's most important works of political commentary. crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
January 24, 2026 at 5:42 PM
This random online comment from 2018 remains one of the last half-century's most important works of political commentary. crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
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Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.
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Where is our national press? The government has been shooting at and harassing clergy for months. This used to be a red line. The reality is their red line moved, not yours. They’re cowards.
ICE attacked an observer after they tailed a group of clergy on a spiritual pilgrimage.
Our digital producer @sam.vp just so happened to be with the clergy on their journey. He spoke with the observer who was attacked and others who witnessed the assault.
Our digital producer @sam.vp just so happened to be with the clergy on their journey. He spoke with the observer who was attacked and others who witnessed the assault.
January 24, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Where is our national press? The government has been shooting at and harassing clergy for months. This used to be a red line. The reality is their red line moved, not yours. They’re cowards.
my school issued floppy disc had my misspelled name on it
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 23, 2026 at 1:46 AM
my school issued floppy disc had my misspelled name on it
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y'all ever love someone despite how they load a dishwasher
January 19, 2026 at 5:15 PM
y'all ever love someone despite how they load a dishwasher
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this post on Facebook is public, includes a photo, and I urge you to go on FB and share it so the people in your world who get all their news from Facebook will see it.
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 5:48 AM
this post on Facebook is public, includes a photo, and I urge you to go on FB and share it so the people in your world who get all their news from Facebook will see it.
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christmas adventure club motherfucker
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino looks like an actual penis
January 18, 2026 at 4:31 PM
christmas adventure club motherfucker
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