A Jason Tabrys
@jtabrys.bsky.social
Loves late-night comedy and baseball (#LGM). Film nerd w/ a cool dog. Will write for egg rolls.
Member #TCA #IBWAA
Hosts podcast where comics talk baseball
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-in-the-gap-podcast/id1515290307
He/him
Member #TCA #IBWAA
Hosts podcast where comics talk baseball
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-in-the-gap-podcast/id1515290307
He/him
I simply want to spend my day taking an edible and playing Ecco The Dolphin
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I simply want to spend my day taking an edible and playing Ecco The Dolphin
His face looks like it's melting.
Ladies and gentleman, I give you “Don Snorleone,” the Nodfather.
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
His face looks like it's melting.
My 2025 looked a lot like 2024... and also 1993 with that last one
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My 2025 looked a lot like 2024... and also 1993 with that last one
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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You guys ever think about how we all signed up for a six billion people circular Truman show
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You guys ever think about how we all signed up for a six billion people circular Truman show
Fallon never fails to offer a platform to shitheads. It's remarkable.
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Fallon never fails to offer a platform to shitheads. It's remarkable.
I don't have the time or energy to read the books I already own and desperately want to read. Why would I harm myself like this?
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I don't have the time or energy to read the books I already own and desperately want to read. Why would I harm myself like this?
where's his fucking pardon?
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
where's his fucking pardon?
Not justifying this, but how are you going to be an Eagles coach and live in Jersey? www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Eagles OC's house gets egged after loss to Bears
The New Jersey home of Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo was vandalized with eggs early Saturday morning, following the team's loss to the Bears, police said.
www.espn.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Not justifying this, but how are you going to be an Eagles coach and live in Jersey? www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
The implosion of boy genius David Stearns feels like it is upon us.
Devin Williams Mets deal: $45M for 3 years. $5M per deferred for 11/20 years with $6M bonus prorated equal over 3 yrs
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The implosion of boy genius David Stearns feels like it is upon us.
You need dual bathtubs in the mudroom so as to wash off the mud. That's just good sense.
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You need dual bathtubs in the mudroom so as to wash off the mud. That's just good sense.
I do not follow college football but I am fixated on the sagas of Lane Kiffin fucking over job after job
Lane Kiffin just turned 50 in May and has already had like a dozen of the most hilarious Football Guy Job Changes in history. We could conceivably watch this performance art for another three decades.
Lane Kiffin arrives for his plane at the Oxford, MS airport
📹 via @GohLes1 𝕏
📹 via @GohLes1 𝕏
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I do not follow college football but I am fixated on the sagas of Lane Kiffin fucking over job after job
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Red alert, boys. WSJ says it’s time to start dressing like Steve Zissou.
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Red alert, boys. WSJ says it’s time to start dressing like Steve Zissou.
I don't want to wait a week for the payoff to the latest Pluribus!!
a girl in a red sweater says " i want it now "
ALT: a girl in a red sweater says " i want it now "
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I don't want to wait a week for the payoff to the latest Pluribus!!
Successfully avoided Black Friday shopping.
Is it willpower, or am I broke? I'll never tell.
Is it willpower, or am I broke? I'll never tell.
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Successfully avoided Black Friday shopping.
Is it willpower, or am I broke? I'll never tell.
Is it willpower, or am I broke? I'll never tell.
We rewatched Ferris Bueller after dinner. A perfect film. Hughes' best IMO
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
We rewatched Ferris Bueller after dinner. A perfect film. Hughes' best IMO
Sadomasochism, apparently
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sadomasochism, apparently
Do you have an artistic hero or have you shielded yourself from shock and disappointment?
Mine's probably Ethan Hawke. Impeccable taste, obviously curious, prolific. Just saw Blue Moon and he never stops talking and you never want him to.
Mine's probably Ethan Hawke. Impeccable taste, obviously curious, prolific. Just saw Blue Moon and he never stops talking and you never want him to.
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Do you have an artistic hero or have you shielded yourself from shock and disappointment?
Mine's probably Ethan Hawke. Impeccable taste, obviously curious, prolific. Just saw Blue Moon and he never stops talking and you never want him to.
Mine's probably Ethan Hawke. Impeccable taste, obviously curious, prolific. Just saw Blue Moon and he never stops talking and you never want him to.
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
I am not thankful for feeling sick on Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I am not thankful for feeling sick on Thanksgiving
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What are abstract ideas like “being happy” and “having fulfillment” compared to real world achievements like “working full time for a company and still needing food stamps”
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What are abstract ideas like “being happy” and “having fulfillment” compared to real world achievements like “working full time for a company and still needing food stamps”
criminal that Stephon Marbury isn't in the HOF www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFjo...
Stephon Marbury on His NBA Legacy, Knicks Tenure, Journey to China & More
YouTube video by 7PM in Brooklyn with Carmelo Anthony
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
criminal that Stephon Marbury isn't in the HOF www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFjo...
I should write, I should write, I should write
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I should write, I should write, I should write