Joshua Timberman
@jtimberman.name
Code Cleric, Human Advocate. I probably wrote code that automates computers you manage.
Hobbies: World of Warcraft and Magic the Gathering.
Professional interests and contact information:
https://jtimberman.name/
Hobbies: World of Warcraft and Magic the Gathering.
Professional interests and contact information:
https://jtimberman.name/
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Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
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I hate how accurate this is
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I hate how accurate this is
Did it not occur to anyone that vibe coding is AI driven development, or "ADD"? Cmon now.
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Did it not occur to anyone that vibe coding is AI driven development, or "ADD"? Cmon now.
Me in 27 minutes
November 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Me in 27 minutes
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a trans girl in college committed suicide days ago amid discrimination against her easily tied to this administration’s policies. npr and other media should cover that too
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY
Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
a trans girl in college committed suicide days ago amid discrimination against her easily tied to this administration’s policies. npr and other media should cover that too
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I will fight anyone who maintains that spreadsheets are not programming systems. Excel is the most popular functional programming system in the world. Heck, the most popular of any programming system.
October 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I will fight anyone who maintains that spreadsheets are not programming systems. Excel is the most popular functional programming system in the world. Heck, the most popular of any programming system.
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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PLATFORM ENGINEERING IS AN IMPLEMENTATION OF DEVOPS PRACTICES AND PRINCIPLES, IT ISN'T A COMPETITION AND IF YOU THINK IT IS I QUESTION HOW MUCH YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT WHAT DEVOPS IS
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October 16, 2025 at 9:29 AM
PLATFORM ENGINEERING IS AN IMPLEMENTATION OF DEVOPS PRACTICES AND PRINCIPLES, IT ISN'T A COMPETITION AND IF YOU THINK IT IS I QUESTION HOW MUCH YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT WHAT DEVOPS IS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Coworker: "Yeah, we're going to use the community postfix cookbook, but weren't sure if that's the right thing to do here... do you think that's okay Joshua?"
Me: "Yeah, should be fine... I wrote it."
Me: "Yeah, should be fine... I wrote it."
October 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Coworker: "Yeah, we're going to use the community postfix cookbook, but weren't sure if that's the right thing to do here... do you think that's okay Joshua?"
Me: "Yeah, should be fine... I wrote it."
Me: "Yeah, should be fine... I wrote it."
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
You don't have to be a dad nor capable of being a "dad" to tell a dad joke. You only need to tell a joke that causes someone in earshot to facepalm, groan, or simiarly react.
October 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
You don't have to be a dad nor capable of being a "dad" to tell a dad joke. You only need to tell a joke that causes someone in earshot to facepalm, groan, or simiarly react.
OH "I wonder if anyone has create a Confluence FUSE..." "You mean to mount Confluence as a Filesystem?" "Yes, that!"
September 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
OH "I wonder if anyone has create a Confluence FUSE..." "You mean to mount Confluence as a Filesystem?" "Yes, that!"
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In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
September 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
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Unfair comparison because greatness? Explain your nuanced approach
September 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Unfair comparison because greatness? Explain your nuanced approach
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This whole section really.
September 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This whole section really.
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Had brunch with the kiddo this weekend. He’s doing well. He enjoyed the GF breakfast bagels.
September 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Had brunch with the kiddo this weekend. He’s doing well. He enjoyed the GF breakfast bagels.
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It feels so fucking insane to be scolded about how leftists need to tone down our rhetoric while the world's richest man endorses this shit
Elon, fresh off attempting to incite race riots in England is now trying to incite pogroms against trans people.
September 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It feels so fucking insane to be scolded about how leftists need to tone down our rhetoric while the world's richest man endorses this shit
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right-wing "debates" are best understood not as debates but as stand-up routines. They're intended to create viral content of the conservative dismissing and belittling liberals. The right-winger serves as his own moderator and judge, there are no rules, no scoring, no standards for evidence.
September 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
right-wing "debates" are best understood not as debates but as stand-up routines. They're intended to create viral content of the conservative dismissing and belittling liberals. The right-winger serves as his own moderator and judge, there are no rules, no scoring, no standards for evidence.
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Both sides? Explain your nuanced approach
September 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Both sides? Explain your nuanced approach
Just put it in hadoop
June 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Just put it in hadoop