juiçe
@juicefermented.bsky.social
he/him
lesbian
in love with a clam
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lesbian
in love with a clam
🦌💜🦪
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my posts are crumbs dusted from the sandwich I ate
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hung up at $220/$350, help me stop getting emails from Public Storage that begin with "A friendly reminder," please! thanks to everyone who has helped or reskeeted or even considered it!
okay, the monthly horror is upon me, need money to keep my stuff from being auctioned by storage locker fascists and also for frivolous stuff like food! any help or reskeets greatly appreciated!
trying to assemble $350
cash app / venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
trying to assemble $350
cash app / venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
January 28, 2026 at 9:08 AM
hung up at $220/$350, help me stop getting emails from Public Storage that begin with "A friendly reminder," please! thanks to everyone who has helped or reskeeted or even considered it!
things I didn't even consider or have a way to understand before starting T:
Feeling safer inside my head
Feeling safer inside my head
January 27, 2026 at 10:58 PM
things I didn't even consider or have a way to understand before starting T:
Feeling safer inside my head
Feeling safer inside my head
about had it while shoveling tire out of snow but then I remembered my gf is the one and only clammee and we've done many adventures together and will do more
January 26, 2026 at 11:05 PM
about had it while shoveling tire out of snow but then I remembered my gf is the one and only clammee and we've done many adventures together and will do more
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130/200 thank u to everyone who has been able to help, the phone bill was covered. we are still in need of help for reupping injection supplies and unfortunately food and litter,
payp/venm megagarbage if u are able to spare anything, it's ok if you cant
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payp/venm megagarbage if u are able to spare anything, it's ok if you cant
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0, this is now becoming urgent wrt phone bill ($80). a years injection supplies for 2 people is probably around $100, call the whole thing $200, about half of that needed in four days of at all possible. ty if ur able, it's ok if you're not . pp/vmo megagarbage
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cat litter and groceries have been covered, we are still in need of help if possible for needle/syringe/hrt/bloodwork orders, and haha an upcoming phone bill. we're workin on it obviously, but probably in need of a few hundred dollars over the course of the next month. ty to everyone, sorry also.
January 26, 2026 at 7:16 PM
130/200 thank u to everyone who has been able to help, the phone bill was covered. we are still in need of help for reupping injection supplies and unfortunately food and litter,
payp/venm megagarbage if u are able to spare anything, it's ok if you cant
💕💸
💕💸🏳️⚧️
payp/venm megagarbage if u are able to spare anything, it's ok if you cant
💕💸
💕💸🏳️⚧️
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Orson Welles' The Trial based on the novel by Franz Kafka
what if they made a *good* movie ?
January 25, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Orson Welles' The Trial based on the novel by Franz Kafka
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this is the working hard all the boomers are always yelling at us to do
One of my favorite bits of niche Disney history: any instance of trademarked characters causing irrevocable damage to the environment.
January 25, 2026 at 4:49 AM
this is the working hard all the boomers are always yelling at us to do
can I interest you in a mystery gift where you might get pieces of trash or something really cool? only 5 dollars each
January 24, 2026 at 11:13 PM
can I interest you in a mystery gift where you might get pieces of trash or something really cool? only 5 dollars each
(closing the blinds) time to take my other hormones
January 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
(closing the blinds) time to take my other hormones
each fart is 8 bits of air
January 24, 2026 at 10:08 PM
each fart is 8 bits of air
i feel like everyone already knows this but like the type of guy who's joining a bully brigade was already abusing someone in his life, it's just a matter of scale
January 24, 2026 at 5:28 PM
i feel like everyone already knows this but like the type of guy who's joining a bully brigade was already abusing someone in his life, it's just a matter of scale
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all your accomplishments - all your prized possessions and all the mighty works your hands have wrought -
in the end, the only thing that will *truly* matter- the only thing that will actually *last* is whether or not you've got a huge, juicy ass
in the end, the only thing that will *truly* matter- the only thing that will actually *last* is whether or not you've got a huge, juicy ass
January 24, 2026 at 3:56 PM
all your accomplishments - all your prized possessions and all the mighty works your hands have wrought -
in the end, the only thing that will *truly* matter- the only thing that will actually *last* is whether or not you've got a huge, juicy ass
in the end, the only thing that will *truly* matter- the only thing that will actually *last* is whether or not you've got a huge, juicy ass
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wanna come over to ur house and do this for about 3 hours
January 24, 2026 at 9:56 AM
wanna come over to ur house and do this for about 3 hours
skills: can drain a vial with a needle 100% through the sheer power of determination and corrected vision
January 24, 2026 at 4:15 AM
skills: can drain a vial with a needle 100% through the sheer power of determination and corrected vision
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me doing laundry: I was trained in the art of folding towels. this stack is like the breath of my persistent and evolving nature
me scooping litter: the turds are zombies
me scooping litter: the turds are zombies
January 23, 2026 at 6:34 PM
me doing laundry: I was trained in the art of folding towels. this stack is like the breath of my persistent and evolving nature
me scooping litter: the turds are zombies
me scooping litter: the turds are zombies
my clit growth is noticable like an eyelash in the eye
January 23, 2026 at 6:05 PM
my clit growth is noticable like an eyelash in the eye
turns out I was injecting the juice that turns me into a dog
January 23, 2026 at 5:42 PM
turns out I was injecting the juice that turns me into a dog
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consumer technology should have stopped at the ipad
January 22, 2026 at 2:06 AM
consumer technology should have stopped at the ipad
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holy fucking shit I love when I feel like myself
January 22, 2026 at 6:40 AM
holy fucking shit I love when I feel like myself
I hate this account lol
January 21, 2026 at 8:23 AM
I hate this account lol
I like being silent sometimes, I like not tiring myself saying redundant stuff that doesn't faithfully reflect who i am or who I'm talking to, so much as a habit formed through decades of not being listened to. I like not *having* to say anything sometimes
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I like being silent sometimes, I like not tiring myself saying redundant stuff that doesn't faithfully reflect who i am or who I'm talking to, so much as a habit formed through decades of not being listened to. I like not *having* to say anything sometimes
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baby jessica is still doing fine btw
she's 39 now and still out of the well
she's still out !
now she's woman jessica
she's 39 now and still out of the well
she's still out !
now she's woman jessica
January 18, 2026 at 7:44 PM
baby jessica is still doing fine btw
she's 39 now and still out of the well
she's still out !
now she's woman jessica
she's 39 now and still out of the well
she's still out !
now she's woman jessica