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not the real juiceman
@juiceman.bsky.social
oh god oh god im blueskying

23 • jewish quaker atheist
ocean state • free palestine • trans rights

posts not to be taken seriously
the way i feel emotions and interpret events is not normal
November 29, 2024 at 2:38 AM
what would you ever use this for
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November 27, 2024 at 9:22 PM
theyre doing this to me tomorrow
November 26, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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help me get viral on bluesky!
November 25, 2024 at 7:03 PM
gainful employment and a rich social life have not helped me. i need to play more video games and smoke more weed at home
November 26, 2024 at 2:41 PM
oomfies goonslop has finally penetrated my tl and this app is now unusable in public, thanks buddy
November 26, 2024 at 12:07 PM
i’m being tormented by the machine right now
November 26, 2024 at 6:19 AM
every night i stay up and tally all the ways i have been wronged
November 25, 2024 at 7:19 PM
pt is like “raise your hands 5 times then move half an inch and feel the most excruciating pain imaginable”
November 19, 2024 at 12:46 AM
i have never watched evangelion but i know the whole deal with that sad gay boy
The key to surviving online is innoculating yourself with the correct amount of anime. Too little, and you will feel endlessly lost. Too much, and you will lose yourself to endlessness.
November 17, 2024 at 10:53 PM
need this low key
Went to a gathering tonight where we did a table read of Much Ado About Nothing. With BBQ and pie. Wholesome af.
November 17, 2024 at 5:34 PM
10 million people should follow me
November 17, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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it's a crime against humanity that i am without booze on a friday night
November 16, 2024 at 2:48 AM
i love going to the doctor and getting very disquieting but completely inconclusive prognoses followed by more tests and strange invasive surgeries for 23 years straight
November 15, 2024 at 10:42 PM
a turkey reuben would save me
November 15, 2024 at 7:08 PM
didnt go in to work today and woke up to 3 missed calls from the company phone number
November 15, 2024 at 1:22 PM
i should be able to offer my services to a beautiful woman. like in chivalric times
November 15, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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November 13, 2024 at 11:44 PM
cultivating a personality that will contribute to the culture on this app
November 14, 2024 at 2:08 PM
had a bizarre sci-fi prison escape dream set in future south america and the main antagonist was adolf hitler
August 10, 2023 at 1:36 AM
fridge empty but tired of the same old takeout options? try this quick zero ingredient solution: ritual murder-suicide
July 30, 2023 at 8:43 PM
day 1 on the farm
July 28, 2023 at 1:50 PM