Jules & Lizzie the Tortie
@julesingreen.bsky.social
I'm mostly here for the cats. And reality TV, books, drag queens, laughs. LGBTQIA+ Ally.
I'm watching The American Revolution (Ken Burns) on PBS. The musical 1776 led me to believe there would be more singing about the writing of and deliberation on The Declaration of Independence.
three men are standing on a set of stairs .
ALT: three men are standing on a set of stairs .
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November 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I'm watching The American Revolution (Ken Burns) on PBS. The musical 1776 led me to believe there would be more singing about the writing of and deliberation on The Declaration of Independence.
JFC he's such an unbelievable LOSER.
Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
JFC he's such an unbelievable LOSER.
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Meanwhile, people diagnosed with ADHD later in life find these medications to be life-changing and spend a lot of time grieving the life they could have had if they’d had support as children.
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Meanwhile, people diagnosed with ADHD later in life find these medications to be life-changing and spend a lot of time grieving the life they could have had if they’d had support as children.
I don't mean to alarm you, but yesterday was the day I chose to cut my own hair for the first time.😱 Bought some scissors for $7 online, watched a YouTube video. And it's fine! My hair was almost to my waist, but it's getting extremely thin. I probably cut 4-5 inches off, and it looks a lot better!
Having one of those days when the depression breaks through the antidepressants. Telling me people hate me, I'm annoying, lazy, and worthless. I know it's not necessarily true, it's just a bad day for my dumb brain. (Also, not begging for reassurance. I'm just complaining so it leaves my brain.)
a man in a blue suit with the words " don t worry about it everything is gonna be fine "
Alt: A man (Harry Styles) in an aqua colored suit with the words "Don t worry about it everything is gonna be fine."
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November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I don't mean to alarm you, but yesterday was the day I chose to cut my own hair for the first time.😱 Bought some scissors for $7 online, watched a YouTube video. And it's fine! My hair was almost to my waist, but it's getting extremely thin. I probably cut 4-5 inches off, and it looks a lot better!
I had to hide my leg in this picture, but Lizzie is cuddling up against my leg and she seems a little pissed about it. Moody!!
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I had to hide my leg in this picture, but Lizzie is cuddling up against my leg and she seems a little pissed about it. Moody!!
Having one of those days when the depression breaks through the antidepressants. Telling me people hate me, I'm annoying, lazy, and worthless. I know it's not necessarily true, it's just a bad day for my dumb brain. (Also, not begging for reassurance. I'm just complaining so it leaves my brain.)
a man in a blue suit with the words " don t worry about it everything is gonna be fine "
Alt: A man (Harry Styles) in an aqua colored suit with the words "Don t worry about it everything is gonna be fine."
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November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Having one of those days when the depression breaks through the antidepressants. Telling me people hate me, I'm annoying, lazy, and worthless. I know it's not necessarily true, it's just a bad day for my dumb brain. (Also, not begging for reassurance. I'm just complaining so it leaves my brain.)
I need it to get cold here (it's currently in the 80s), because I keep having to kill yellowjackets that I'm finding in my living room. No idea where they are coming from.
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November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I need it to get cold here (it's currently in the 80s), because I keep having to kill yellowjackets that I'm finding in my living room. No idea where they are coming from.
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He is comically, objectively, and dangerously unfit to be president. By any conceivable metric.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
He is comically, objectively, and dangerously unfit to be president. By any conceivable metric.
open.substack.com/pub/gregolea...
open.substack.com/pub/gregolea...
Kevin Jacobs talking to Omar on #TheTraitorsCanada
Trump To Vance: ‘I Need You To Say You Stole My Face In The 1990s’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-vance-i-need-you-to-say-you-stole-my-face-in-the-1990s/
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Kevin Jacobs talking to Omar on #TheTraitorsCanada
Just ordered $40 worth of groceries to be delivered solely because I want some blueberries. They've just recently become my favorite snack!
a girl with purple hair is wearing a blue coat
ALT: a girl with purple hair is wearing a blue coat
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November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Just ordered $40 worth of groceries to be delivered solely because I want some blueberries. They've just recently become my favorite snack!
Ooh, I almost never leave the house and hate being around people. Am I ultra rich? If I was, you'd never see me again.
“The ultimate luxury is privacy.” The ultrawealthy are moving in increasingly private spheres, shelling out big money to bypass the indignities of public life.
🔗: on.wsj.com/481jzAc
🔗: on.wsj.com/481jzAc
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Ooh, I almost never leave the house and hate being around people. Am I ultra rich? If I was, you'd never see me again.
My personal favorite Bond movie by a mile. I rewatch this one a lot, just for vibes, mostly.
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My personal favorite Bond movie by a mile. I rewatch this one a lot, just for vibes, mostly.
My sister was trying to set up a lunch for part of our family on Black Friday, as our Thanksgiving. I basically told her I don't want to do it. I'm so mean. But it's a bad day to go out to lunch, a pain to find a reservation, I know my brother will just want to stay home for 4 days. Let's skip it.
a man is sitting in front of a window with a quote on his face .
ALT: a man is sitting in front of a window with a quote on his face .
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November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My sister was trying to set up a lunch for part of our family on Black Friday, as our Thanksgiving. I basically told her I don't want to do it. I'm so mean. But it's a bad day to go out to lunch, a pain to find a reservation, I know my brother will just want to stay home for 4 days. Let's skip it.
Decided to just sit back and rewatch this one. #nw It's been a long time!
a group of nuns are dancing in front of a video game store .
Alt: a group of nuns are dancing in front of a video game store (Sister Act).
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November 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Decided to just sit back and rewatch this one. #nw It's been a long time!
Get to know your Bluesky friends.
10 Things I Like:
1. Books📚
2. Cats🐈⬛
3. Tex-Mex🫔
4. Dallas Stars hockey🏒
5. The color green 💚
6. True crime
7. Heavy metal🤘🏻
8. Calla lilies🎍
9. Water for swimming🌊
10. Lists!📝
10 Things I Like:
1. Books📚
2. Cats🐈⬛
3. Tex-Mex🫔
4. Dallas Stars hockey🏒
5. The color green 💚
6. True crime
7. Heavy metal🤘🏻
8. Calla lilies🎍
9. Water for swimming🌊
10. Lists!📝
Get to know your Bluesky friends!
10 things you like:
1. Mötley Crüe 🤘
2. Jane Austen 📚
3. The smell of plumeria 👃🏼
4. Math jokes 🤓
5. Trivia competitions 🏆
6. Anything flavored mocha, mint, or maple 🍁
7. Grammar 🤓
8. Judith Martin (Miss Manners) 👵🏻
9. So many podcasts 🎧
10. Genealogy 🧬
10 things you like:
1. Mötley Crüe 🤘
2. Jane Austen 📚
3. The smell of plumeria 👃🏼
4. Math jokes 🤓
5. Trivia competitions 🏆
6. Anything flavored mocha, mint, or maple 🍁
7. Grammar 🤓
8. Judith Martin (Miss Manners) 👵🏻
9. So many podcasts 🎧
10. Genealogy 🧬
Get to know your Bluesky friends!
10 Random Things You Like:
Noonday Sun on the beach
All the cats!!!
Maple sugar candy
Gardenias
Poetry about everyday things
A window with a pastoral view
Braided hair
Good pens
Warm laundry
When babies fall asleep on you
10 Random Things You Like:
Noonday Sun on the beach
All the cats!!!
Maple sugar candy
Gardenias
Poetry about everyday things
A window with a pastoral view
Braided hair
Good pens
Warm laundry
When babies fall asleep on you
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Get to know your Bluesky friends.
10 Things I Like:
1. Books📚
2. Cats🐈⬛
3. Tex-Mex🫔
4. Dallas Stars hockey🏒
5. The color green 💚
6. True crime
7. Heavy metal🤘🏻
8. Calla lilies🎍
9. Water for swimming🌊
10. Lists!📝
10 Things I Like:
1. Books📚
2. Cats🐈⬛
3. Tex-Mex🫔
4. Dallas Stars hockey🏒
5. The color green 💚
6. True crime
7. Heavy metal🤘🏻
8. Calla lilies🎍
9. Water for swimming🌊
10. Lists!📝
Joe Nieuwendyk is my favorite player of all time, and I love him! #25 #TexasHockey
Our soon to be Hall of Famers, Joe Nieuwendyk and Ralph Strangis⭐️
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Joe Nieuwendyk is my favorite player of all time, and I love him! #25 #TexasHockey
@recapkickback.bsky.social Every time I watch an episode of Flavor of Love, I am always shocked at how insane these people are. Every time, I can't believe this show.
a woman wearing a hat and a name tag is talking to a man .
Alt: a woman wearing a hat and a name tag is talking to a man .
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November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
@recapkickback.bsky.social Every time I watch an episode of Flavor of Love, I am always shocked at how insane these people are. Every time, I can't believe this show.
I'm reading a fantasy book that's over 1000 pages and enthusiastically loved by literally almost everyone who reads it. I'm about halfway, and...When is something going to happen? I'm bored! Am I going to end up the only person who isn't naming their babies after the main character? 💙📚
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'm reading a fantasy book that's over 1000 pages and enthusiastically loved by literally almost everyone who reads it. I'm about halfway, and...When is something going to happen? I'm bored! Am I going to end up the only person who isn't naming their babies after the main character? 💙📚
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I don't think it can be understated that the New York Times editorial team were given evidence linking Donald Trump to child rape and chose not to publish it
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I don't think it can be understated that the New York Times editorial team were given evidence linking Donald Trump to child rape and chose not to publish it
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The problem in falling in love with other people's pets is that you have to go through this sadness a lot more often. We'll miss you dearly, Charlie Brown.
(I don't really know what to say right now. Charlie isn't getting any better. For a while I thought maybe he was but I was wrong. He just cannot fight off this infection and is struggling so much. We are taking him into the vets this evening and will be letting him go. We love him so much)
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The problem in falling in love with other people's pets is that you have to go through this sadness a lot more often. We'll miss you dearly, Charlie Brown.
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Age yourself with gaming
I drove to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription without changing out of my sweatpants and T-shirt that I slept in. I did put a bra on. Sometimes this is the best I can do.
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
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November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I drove to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription without changing out of my sweatpants and T-shirt that I slept in. I did put a bra on. Sometimes this is the best I can do.
I've never seen Mulholland Dr., and it's never streaming, so I put a hold on it at the library. 2nd in line. But the person who checked it out in the beginning of October still hasn't returned it!! I need library bounty hunters to get on this right away. 💙📚
a man with a blue face is wearing a hat and headphones
ALT: a man with a blue face is wearing a hat and headphones
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November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I've never seen Mulholland Dr., and it's never streaming, so I put a hold on it at the library. 2nd in line. But the person who checked it out in the beginning of October still hasn't returned it!! I need library bounty hunters to get on this right away. 💙📚