Jules & Lizzie the Tortie
@julesingreen.bsky.social
I'm mostly here for the cats. And reality TV, books, drag queens, laughs. LGBTQIA+ Ally.
My cat just started gagging like she was going to throw up on my copy of Behind the Mirror! I picked her up and put her on the gross carpet, and then she puked on her emotional support newspaper from 2009. Crisis averted!
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November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My cat just started gagging like she was going to throw up on my copy of Behind the Mirror! I picked her up and put her on the gross carpet, and then she puked on her emotional support newspaper from 2009. Crisis averted!
Ok, I really enjoyed this book. I did watch the Back to the Beginning final show multiple times, so this was a great way to tie it all together. If you're an Ozzy or Black Sabbath fan at all, this is a great read. 💙📚
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ok, I really enjoyed this book. I did watch the Back to the Beginning final show multiple times, so this was a great way to tie it all together. If you're an Ozzy or Black Sabbath fan at all, this is a great read. 💙📚
Here's what I'm cooking for Thanksgiving for my family: Fuckin' nothing! Not doing any of it this year. Gonna have some apps while getting inebriated with my bro.
a man holding a stuffed turkey in front of a red barn that says do turkey on it
Alt: Trixie Mattel shirtless in a turkey costume asks, "Do turkeys like Red Bull?"
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November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Here's what I'm cooking for Thanksgiving for my family: Fuckin' nothing! Not doing any of it this year. Gonna have some apps while getting inebriated with my bro.
Happy birthday to these incredible people!🥳🧁 Hope you have the best day! 🌞🌻 @kirstensaidwhat.bsky.social @thecareywo.bsky.social @zing-thot.bsky.social
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November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Happy birthday to these incredible people!🥳🧁 Hope you have the best day! 🌞🌻 @kirstensaidwhat.bsky.social @thecareywo.bsky.social @zing-thot.bsky.social
Bookstop and Barnes & Noble in college. Go figure, right? Big book nerd like me? It wasn't too bad, just occasional jerks mad about buying books. 🤷♀️
What Retail store yall worked at? (Feel like that was everyone’s first job)
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Bookstop and Barnes & Noble in college. Go figure, right? Big book nerd like me? It wasn't too bad, just occasional jerks mad about buying books. 🤷♀️
Just reading Ozzy Osbourne's book Last Rites, and he's talking about a birthday party of his where Sharon went all out, "...hiring a bunch of circus acts... And a Britney Spears impersonator named Derrick." Derrick Barry! I know him! (Not personally, but Drag Race.)
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November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Just reading Ozzy Osbourne's book Last Rites, and he's talking about a birthday party of his where Sharon went all out, "...hiring a bunch of circus acts... And a Britney Spears impersonator named Derrick." Derrick Barry! I know him! (Not personally, but Drag Race.)
I really like the quality of the tote I got. Here's a cute new design!
So sorry pals!😳
We runnin late on getting da Rescue Cats Tote out!
➡️It WILL be in Mama's store on Tuesday if yoo want one!👛
Anypaw, dis a Sneaky Peek + I GOT CHEESE!🎉😋
We hope yoo wuv it!🐱
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#catsofbluesky #Hedgewatch #petsofbluesky
#dogsofbluesky #ZSHQ #adoptdontshop #rescuecats
We runnin late on getting da Rescue Cats Tote out!
➡️It WILL be in Mama's store on Tuesday if yoo want one!👛
Anypaw, dis a Sneaky Peek + I GOT CHEESE!🎉😋
We hope yoo wuv it!🐱
REPOST🙏💓🐶
#catsofbluesky #Hedgewatch #petsofbluesky
#dogsofbluesky #ZSHQ #adoptdontshop #rescuecats
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I really like the quality of the tote I got. Here's a cute new design!
I heard that if you want to read a little faster, try listening and reading, speeding up the audio. But I already read faster than Audible at its fastest, which is 2x. I think I just naturally speed up as I read more, so I'll do that! 💙📚 #booksky
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November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I heard that if you want to read a little faster, try listening and reading, speeding up the audio. But I already read faster than Audible at its fastest, which is 2x. I think I just naturally speed up as I read more, so I'll do that! 💙📚 #booksky
Did Morgan ever share her haircare products? I think she might have on a stream that's not on her twitch now. Did anyone write them down? #bb27 Or can you tell me which stream to watch?
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November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Did Morgan ever share her haircare products? I think she might have on a stream that's not on her twitch now. Did anyone write them down? #bb27 Or can you tell me which stream to watch?
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The rights of men don’t change when you cross state lines. The rights of women do. That’s a real problem.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The rights of men don’t change when you cross state lines. The rights of women do. That’s a real problem.
She's an embarrassment. Maybe she can learn from A1.
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
She's an embarrassment. Maybe she can learn from A1.
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This is our last hour of our daytime event! Can you believe it? There are vendors at our evening hours Bazaar tonight at 6pm-9pm EDT!
But right now this is hour 8 of the Anipal Holiday Bazaar plus a Closing Ceremony for daytime hours at 4pm EDT! #AnipalHB 💙☃️
But right now this is hour 8 of the Anipal Holiday Bazaar plus a Closing Ceremony for daytime hours at 4pm EDT! #AnipalHB 💙☃️
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is our last hour of our daytime event! Can you believe it? There are vendors at our evening hours Bazaar tonight at 6pm-9pm EDT!
But right now this is hour 8 of the Anipal Holiday Bazaar plus a Closing Ceremony for daytime hours at 4pm EDT! #AnipalHB 💙☃️
But right now this is hour 8 of the Anipal Holiday Bazaar plus a Closing Ceremony for daytime hours at 4pm EDT! #AnipalHB 💙☃️
Mother, if you don't STFU, I'm going to Jeffrey Epstein myself using this old rocking chair.
Aww, Lizzie, who's a pretty girl?!
Aww, Lizzie, who's a pretty girl?!
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Mother, if you don't STFU, I'm going to Jeffrey Epstein myself using this old rocking chair.
Aww, Lizzie, who's a pretty girl?!
Aww, Lizzie, who's a pretty girl?!
I just finished a 1200 page book (The Way of Kings) & I feel like I just fought a war. Mostly because there was SO MUCH WAR & I don't enjoy reading every little thing happening during a battle. It really could've been great at ~700 pages. Just give me the bullet points during the battle scenes.
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November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I just finished a 1200 page book (The Way of Kings) & I feel like I just fought a war. Mostly because there was SO MUCH WAR & I don't enjoy reading every little thing happening during a battle. It really could've been great at ~700 pages. Just give me the bullet points during the battle scenes.
People, do not listen to this psychopath. Vaccines save lives. Vaccines do not cause autism. Vaccines are safe!! This gross old man should be shamed and humiliated and run out of our government!
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
People, do not listen to this psychopath. Vaccines save lives. Vaccines do not cause autism. Vaccines are safe!! This gross old man should be shamed and humiliated and run out of our government!
I'm watching The American Revolution (Ken Burns) on PBS. The musical 1776 led me to believe there would be more singing about the writing of and deliberation on The Declaration of Independence.
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November 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I'm watching The American Revolution (Ken Burns) on PBS. The musical 1776 led me to believe there would be more singing about the writing of and deliberation on The Declaration of Independence.
JFC he's such an unbelievable LOSER.
Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
JFC he's such an unbelievable LOSER.
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Meanwhile, people diagnosed with ADHD later in life find these medications to be life-changing and spend a lot of time grieving the life they could have had if they’d had support as children.
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Meanwhile, people diagnosed with ADHD later in life find these medications to be life-changing and spend a lot of time grieving the life they could have had if they’d had support as children.
I don't mean to alarm you, but yesterday was the day I chose to cut my own hair for the first time.😱 Bought some scissors for $7 online, watched a YouTube video. And it's fine! My hair was almost to my waist, but it's getting extremely thin. I probably cut 4-5 inches off, and it looks a lot better!
Having one of those days when the depression breaks through the antidepressants. Telling me people hate me, I'm annoying, lazy, and worthless. I know it's not necessarily true, it's just a bad day for my dumb brain. (Also, not begging for reassurance. I'm just complaining so it leaves my brain.)
a man in a blue suit with the words " don t worry about it everything is gonna be fine "
Alt: A man (Harry Styles) in an aqua colored suit with the words "Don t worry about it everything is gonna be fine."
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November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I don't mean to alarm you, but yesterday was the day I chose to cut my own hair for the first time.😱 Bought some scissors for $7 online, watched a YouTube video. And it's fine! My hair was almost to my waist, but it's getting extremely thin. I probably cut 4-5 inches off, and it looks a lot better!
I had to hide my leg in this picture, but Lizzie is cuddling up against my leg and she seems a little pissed about it. Moody!!
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I had to hide my leg in this picture, but Lizzie is cuddling up against my leg and she seems a little pissed about it. Moody!!
Having one of those days when the depression breaks through the antidepressants. Telling me people hate me, I'm annoying, lazy, and worthless. I know it's not necessarily true, it's just a bad day for my dumb brain. (Also, not begging for reassurance. I'm just complaining so it leaves my brain.)
a man in a blue suit with the words " don t worry about it everything is gonna be fine "
Alt: A man (Harry Styles) in an aqua colored suit with the words "Don t worry about it everything is gonna be fine."
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November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Having one of those days when the depression breaks through the antidepressants. Telling me people hate me, I'm annoying, lazy, and worthless. I know it's not necessarily true, it's just a bad day for my dumb brain. (Also, not begging for reassurance. I'm just complaining so it leaves my brain.)
I need it to get cold here (it's currently in the 80s), because I keep having to kill yellowjackets that I'm finding in my living room. No idea where they are coming from.
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November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I need it to get cold here (it's currently in the 80s), because I keep having to kill yellowjackets that I'm finding in my living room. No idea where they are coming from.
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He is comically, objectively, and dangerously unfit to be president. By any conceivable metric.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
He is comically, objectively, and dangerously unfit to be president. By any conceivable metric.
open.substack.com/pub/gregolea...
open.substack.com/pub/gregolea...
