Jules & Lizzie the Tortie
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I'm mostly here for the cats. And reality TV, books, drag queens, laughs. LGBTQIA+ Ally.
Laughing so hard at myself as I realize all the faces I make while I'm reading. And I thought, "I would be an amazing observer when the lying liars who lie for the administration lie in front of Congress." Just sitting behind them making faces like
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January 25, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Laughing so hard at myself as I realize all the faces I make while I'm reading. And I thought, "I would be an amazing observer when the lying liars who lie for the administration lie in front of Congress." Just sitting behind them making faces like
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This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit.
It's all white supremacy and greed.
It's all white supremacy and greed.
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 AM
This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit.
It's all white supremacy and greed.
It's all white supremacy and greed.
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Thisis still tru. Btw.
January 25, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Thisis still tru. Btw.
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Many Christians are taught early: respect authority, don’t question it.
That mindset pairs really well with authoritarianism.
That mindset pairs really well with authoritarianism.
How many evangelical Christian pastors are going to spend tomorrow morning either remaining silent or praising the murderers?
January 25, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Many Christians are taught early: respect authority, don’t question it.
That mindset pairs really well with authoritarianism.
That mindset pairs really well with authoritarianism.
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Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
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I actually think abolishing ICE *is* worth shutting down the government over.
Grind all business to a halt in Congress. Nothing should get done so long as ICE is part of any funding bill.
THAT'S what you can do now, @democrats.org.
Grind all business to a halt in Congress. Nothing should get done so long as ICE is part of any funding bill.
THAT'S what you can do now, @democrats.org.
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Ok, #His&Hers, you got me. I got one twist, but not the other one! 😱
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January 25, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Ok, #His&Hers, you got me. I got one twist, but not the other one! 😱
Everyone's so pissed off about everything, and y'all are starting to take it out on each other. And that is pissing me off.
January 24, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Everyone's so pissed off about everything, and y'all are starting to take it out on each other. And that is pissing me off.
And my goddamn power is out. Texas, your power grid is bullshit!! 🖕🖕🖕
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
And my goddamn power is out. Texas, your power grid is bullshit!! 🖕🖕🖕
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There were six or seven agents, trying to harm a man who looks unarmed and still they murdered him in broad daylight. These ICE agents are venal, incompetent, cowardly and this type of execution will keep on happening because they are an unchecked paramilitary force of scared men who crave power.
January 24, 2026 at 6:59 PM
There were six or seven agents, trying to harm a man who looks unarmed and still they murdered him in broad daylight. These ICE agents are venal, incompetent, cowardly and this type of execution will keep on happening because they are an unchecked paramilitary force of scared men who crave power.
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It’s not enough to say Abolish ICE. It’s not enough to vote no on ICE funding. It’s not enough to confront Kristi Noem or Greg Bovino with Stern Words.
If you are a leader, what are you doing to protect your community? How are you using your power, privilege, and position to confront this threat?
If you are a leader, what are you doing to protect your community? How are you using your power, privilege, and position to confront this threat?
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
It’s not enough to say Abolish ICE. It’s not enough to vote no on ICE funding. It’s not enough to confront Kristi Noem or Greg Bovino with Stern Words.
If you are a leader, what are you doing to protect your community? How are you using your power, privilege, and position to confront this threat?
If you are a leader, what are you doing to protect your community? How are you using your power, privilege, and position to confront this threat?
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This is the man who was executed. He was filming them. He had his phone in his hand. He was calm and just standing there until they escalated. This is from the POV of a woman in her car.
January 24, 2026 at 6:16 PM
This is the man who was executed. He was filming them. He had his phone in his hand. He was calm and just standing there until they escalated. This is from the POV of a woman in her car.
They lied, of course. He did not approach them with a gun. This is untenable.
A new video appears to show the moments leading up to a fatal shooting by federal agents in Minneapolis, with the individual appearing to simply record on his phone as agents escalated the situation.
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January 24, 2026 at 6:17 PM
They lied, of course. He did not approach them with a gun. This is untenable.
What. The. Hell. Murder! Straight up murder.
Another Gestapo murder in Minnesota. Six agents wrestle someone to the ground and then shoot him in the back
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Federal agents shoot person in Minnesota, governor says
Minneapolis officials said they are investigating.
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January 24, 2026 at 5:19 PM
What. The. Hell. Murder! Straight up murder.
Woke up puking, so I turned my phone off and went back to bed. Close friends had a fire in the attic, so now they have no power and a ruined office, and I'm so worried about all their pets! This storm is not starting off well down here in hot as hell Texas. 😭
January 24, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Woke up puking, so I turned my phone off and went back to bed. Close friends had a fire in the attic, so now they have no power and a ruined office, and I'm so worried about all their pets! This storm is not starting off well down here in hot as hell Texas. 😭
I'm watching this true crime doc Handsome Devil (P+), & it's wild, but it's driving me crazy that they keep talking about the Buddha Bar in Ft. Myers, but then they show footage of a band at Funky Buddha, which I know & it's a brewery in Ft. Lauderdale, which is on the other side of the state!
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January 24, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I'm watching this true crime doc Handsome Devil (P+), & it's wild, but it's driving me crazy that they keep talking about the Buddha Bar in Ft. Myers, but then they show footage of a band at Funky Buddha, which I know & it's a brewery in Ft. Lauderdale, which is on the other side of the state!
Y'all better be eating a bunch of sandwiches this weekend, Bread Hoarders!
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January 24, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Y'all better be eating a bunch of sandwiches this weekend, Bread Hoarders!
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What you might hear in the south. For a little fun
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
What you might hear in the south. For a little fun
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I just watched #Sinners again, and it was even better the second time. Had to raise my Letterboxd score. Just incredible acting and music. Loved it.
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January 23, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I just watched #Sinners again, and it was even better the second time. Had to raise my Letterboxd score. Just incredible acting and music. Loved it.
I'm fighting so hard to retain a good mood today. But I'm feeling paranoid, I think, like I'm being kicked out of groups of people I thought I was friends with, and willfully misunderstood regarding things I've said, etc. And it's probably only in my head! So I'm gonna watch Sinners again.
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January 23, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I'm fighting so hard to retain a good mood today. But I'm feeling paranoid, I think, like I'm being kicked out of groups of people I thought I was friends with, and willfully misunderstood regarding things I've said, etc. And it's probably only in my head! So I'm gonna watch Sinners again.
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Wawchink Kino wawchink Flow iz eben bedder den wawchink Flow.
January 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Wawchink Kino wawchink Flow iz eben bedder den wawchink Flow.
We're good. Haribo Gold Bears arrived unmelted, so I will probably survive the storm. Also got my faucet covers and put them on. And cat food! Which I can hear Lizzie messing with in the kitchen right this second! 😹
I truly hope today is a better day! A few things happened yesterday that made me feel bad, but today I rally! The worst thing that happened, of course, was that my Twin Snakes gummies arrived all melted into a big lump. Devastating. I have different gummies coming today, and if they are melted...
January 23, 2026 at 6:06 PM
We're good. Haribo Gold Bears arrived unmelted, so I will probably survive the storm. Also got my faucet covers and put them on. And cat food! Which I can hear Lizzie messing with in the kitchen right this second! 😹
