Julia WD Harrison
@juliawdharrison.bsky.social
[Outside of card] To my nosiest friend…
[inside of card] You put the “us” in “sus”. Thanks for sharing your hometown gossip. Why don’t we live in the same zip code? I CANNOT even believe they said and/or did that thing.
I love making bespoke cards.
[inside of card] You put the “us” in “sus”. Thanks for sharing your hometown gossip. Why don’t we live in the same zip code? I CANNOT even believe they said and/or did that thing.
I love making bespoke cards.
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
[Outside of card] To my nosiest friend…
[inside of card] You put the “us” in “sus”. Thanks for sharing your hometown gossip. Why don’t we live in the same zip code? I CANNOT even believe they said and/or did that thing.
I love making bespoke cards.
[inside of card] You put the “us” in “sus”. Thanks for sharing your hometown gossip. Why don’t we live in the same zip code? I CANNOT even believe they said and/or did that thing.
I love making bespoke cards.
Ever get bored halfway through a big salad? This is just taking too long.
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ever get bored halfway through a big salad? This is just taking too long.
Big ups to people who figured out how to cook potatoes. If I had discovered potatoes, I’d have taken one bite of a raw potato and declared it inedible.
August 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Big ups to people who figured out how to cook potatoes. If I had discovered potatoes, I’d have taken one bite of a raw potato and declared it inedible.
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There are too many spiders in Los Angeles. Every time I see a spider in my house it’s a completely different type of spider than I have ever seen before. What are we doing guys? There should be no more than 12 types of spiders MAX
August 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
There are too many spiders in Los Angeles. Every time I see a spider in my house it’s a completely different type of spider than I have ever seen before. What are we doing guys? There should be no more than 12 types of spiders MAX
Why is it when a photo shoot from the evening comes out, the other person only likes the picture where they look good while I look like I recently learned what blinking is? Also, I’m using my new skill intermittently to keep people guessing.
May 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Why is it when a photo shoot from the evening comes out, the other person only likes the picture where they look good while I look like I recently learned what blinking is? Also, I’m using my new skill intermittently to keep people guessing.
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It's impressive how lame Elon Musk is. He really thought he'd be celebrated streaming Path of Exile.
April 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It's impressive how lame Elon Musk is. He really thought he'd be celebrated streaming Path of Exile.
Take a bite outta crime; eat the rich.
February 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Take a bite outta crime; eat the rich.
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do you think my dad, 1. did taebo in the dilbert mask, or 2. had the dilbert mask in his taebo room as an aspiration, like if he worked out hard enough he could flex his tie to curl upwards like his
growing up my dad had an unfinished room in my house that had a tv cabinet, taebo tapes, muppet treasure island, and this dilbert mask. nothing else in it. he would send me there to do the taebo tapes to "stop bothering him for 8 minutes" i have no idea what muppet treasure island was there for
February 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
do you think my dad, 1. did taebo in the dilbert mask, or 2. had the dilbert mask in his taebo room as an aspiration, like if he worked out hard enough he could flex his tie to curl upwards like his
Has anyone updated the drake meme with Kendrick? I need to let someone know my preference in meme format.
February 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Has anyone updated the drake meme with Kendrick? I need to let someone know my preference in meme format.
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Back in 2016/2017, there was a fun QVC/HSN style streaming “network” run out of Meltdown Comics named XSN. Most notable of their shows was Howard Kremer’s Headshot Show.
m.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
m.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
XSN: Headshot Show with Howard Kremer - YouTube
Headshot Show was a live streaming show hosted by comedian Howard Kremer at Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles. The show aired on XSN, an experimental shopping n...
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December 20, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Back in 2016/2017, there was a fun QVC/HSN style streaming “network” run out of Meltdown Comics named XSN. Most notable of their shows was Howard Kremer’s Headshot Show.
m.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
m.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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In much of the world, a sofa that has a pull-out bed is called a “sofa cum bed”. I guess their pull-out game is weak.
February 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In much of the world, a sofa that has a pull-out bed is called a “sofa cum bed”. I guess their pull-out game is weak.
Hey, Nectarine, girl are you okay?
January 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Hey, Nectarine, girl are you okay?
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*I think you should leave with Tim Robinson voice* they said it's FINE! they're like, not real people. it doesn't matter, AT ALL
January 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
*I think you should leave with Tim Robinson voice* they said it's FINE! they're like, not real people. it doesn't matter, AT ALL
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Rewatching Shrek right now.
Just realized how much ‘Lord Farquad’ sounds like ‘Lord Fuckwad.’
Was that intentional or is it just me?
Just realized how much ‘Lord Farquad’ sounds like ‘Lord Fuckwad.’
Was that intentional or is it just me?
December 7, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Rewatching Shrek right now.
Just realized how much ‘Lord Farquad’ sounds like ‘Lord Fuckwad.’
Was that intentional or is it just me?
Just realized how much ‘Lord Farquad’ sounds like ‘Lord Fuckwad.’
Was that intentional or is it just me?
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Personally, if I were named Nicholas Florko, I’d do anything in my power not to be a huge dorko, but what do I know?
It’s so interesting to see these urgent exhortations to reestablish decorum. I have not seen evidence of a “coarsening” of American society. If anything, the opposite: I’ve seen thousands of individuals asserting their humanity and protesting the indignity of the system UHC profits from.
December 7, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Personally, if I were named Nicholas Florko, I’d do anything in my power not to be a huge dorko, but what do I know?
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Oh so female frogs fake their own deaths to avoid unwanted male attention but when I do it im a bitch felon
December 7, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Oh so female frogs fake their own deaths to avoid unwanted male attention but when I do it im a bitch felon
I love being reunited with all of my previously-lost hair ties and Bobby pins.
This message is brought to you by the concept of moving. Lost something? Try moving!
This message is brought to you by the concept of moving. Lost something? Try moving!
December 7, 2024 at 12:21 AM
I love being reunited with all of my previously-lost hair ties and Bobby pins.
This message is brought to you by the concept of moving. Lost something? Try moving!
This message is brought to you by the concept of moving. Lost something? Try moving!
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A few months ago, I was called for jury duty for a civil case between a tenant and a landlord. Shoutout to my fellow perspective juror who told the judge she couldn’t remain impartial because “I believe landlords are evil people.” 😍
December 3, 2024 at 4:06 AM
A few months ago, I was called for jury duty for a civil case between a tenant and a landlord. Shoutout to my fellow perspective juror who told the judge she couldn’t remain impartial because “I believe landlords are evil people.” 😍
Damn. I forgot I wanted to eat a cinnamon Oreo, but I already brushed my teeth.
November 28, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Damn. I forgot I wanted to eat a cinnamon Oreo, but I already brushed my teeth.
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Tomorrow, be mindful that some people may have traumatic memories resurfacing.
Ask before you put the parade on your TV.
Ask before you put the parade on your TV.
November 27, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Tomorrow, be mindful that some people may have traumatic memories resurfacing.
Ask before you put the parade on your TV.
Ask before you put the parade on your TV.
Fashion is cyclical.
November 28, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Fashion is cyclical.
I make my own cards and my own rules. I have all the tools…so, I can make these things say whatever I want. I’ve become ungovernable.
November 23, 2024 at 5:03 AM
I make my own cards and my own rules. I have all the tools…so, I can make these things say whatever I want. I’ve become ungovernable.
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Hey, my children's book..
Pigs Can't Look Up.
Amazon and book stores everywhere.
Pigs Can't Look Up.
Amazon and book stores everywhere.
November 18, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Hey, my children's book..
Pigs Can't Look Up.
Amazon and book stores everywhere.
Pigs Can't Look Up.
Amazon and book stores everywhere.
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(Nothing to lose, no reason to hold back anymore.) My recent standup special “PATH OF MOST RESISTANCE” is really funny, with a low but completely organic human viewcount (none of the botnets, gamed algorithms, publicity machines, or other rightwing comedy advantages at play):
youtu.be/pJ5DFrdOyig
youtu.be/pJ5DFrdOyig
James Adomian | Path of Most Resistance (Full Comedy Special)
YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media
youtu.be
November 8, 2024 at 1:31 AM
(Nothing to lose, no reason to hold back anymore.) My recent standup special “PATH OF MOST RESISTANCE” is really funny, with a low but completely organic human viewcount (none of the botnets, gamed algorithms, publicity machines, or other rightwing comedy advantages at play):
youtu.be/pJ5DFrdOyig
youtu.be/pJ5DFrdOyig