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just doing my best || muslimah ☪️

she/they | doula. educator. slight idiot
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Countries that have issued a travel advisory this year warning their citizens about visiting the United States:

Canada
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
Ireland
Netherlands
New Zealand
United Kingdom
March 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Tiny ears, big heart. This short-eared owl is a gentle reminder of nature's delicate wonders.

© sriram.udhayab
#Owl #Wild
March 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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So true! Oh man, it’s the worst. So stressful, 😆.
March 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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if you kill your kid by not allowing them to be vaccinated you can get a full time grifter job in the anti vax movement but if a school shooter kills your kid you'll get smeared by the same people that make anti-vax child killers their heroes. the commonality is they all love it when kids die
March 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Tragic news: The breeding male of Oregon's Metolius pack was recently found killed near Sisters, Oregon.

We've contributed to the $30.5K reward for information leading to an arrest and conviction in the killing of this federally protected wolf.

More information: biodiv.us/4iLKRhF
March 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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The real president always keeps watch over his puppet
February 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Good coffee & morning☕️

Did you know bannanas are berries but strawberries aren’t?

A true berry comes from a single ovary in one flower, like 🍌’s do, whereas 🍓’s develop from multiple ovaries in a single flower, making them an ‘aggregate fruit’.

Have a berry good day 💜
February 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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First they raised the prices of eggs, and I did not speak out. Then the Ghirardelli semisweet chocolate chips went from $3.69 to $5.19 overnight, and now I am going to burn this place down.
February 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Ok that made me laugh
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them

In a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."

www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them
In a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."
www.nbcnews.com
February 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Brazil former leader Bolsonaro knew and agreed to a plan to poison President Lula, top prosecutor says.
February 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Lunch was cheese, fruit and bone broth. Medieval ass meal.
February 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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America was given a choice between a lawless, amoral monster and a qualified, intelligent, joyful woman of color—and it chose the monster. We need to reckon with the reality of what that says about so many of us here.

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/america-ch...
America Chose the Monster
We all make mistakes.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
February 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I tried to like cooking. I just can’t. It’s tedious and awful. I would very much like to never cook again.
February 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I'm the kinda psycho that turns two-bite brownies into one-bite. That's just the kinda fucked up and crazy sick son of a bitch I am.
February 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Because of DOGE, countless Americans are going to die.
February 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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The biggest cage match ever will be between Musk and Trump. Elon will try to implement AI in a manner that automates much of what Trump is now trying to control.

Trump will have no understanding of what is going on and will have to turn to the AI oligarchs to support him in this battle.
February 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Man that sweet spot between properly caffeinated and literally vibrating with impending catastrophe seems like it gets a little smaller every day
February 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Danielle R. Sassoon, Manhattan’s acting U.S. attorney, resigned on Thursday rather than obey a Justice Department order that she drop a corruption case against New York City’s mayor, Eric Adams, that she had championed, according to three people with knowledge of the matter.
Manhattan’s Federal Prosecutor Quits After Adams Case Is Ordered Dropped (Gift Article)
Danielle R. Sassoon, the interim U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York, quit after the Justice Department told her to withdraw corruption charges against Mayor Eric Adams.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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I will eat a 15th taco thank you I do not care that it will hurt me haha please do not stop making the tacos
February 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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If your argument is "sure, a terrible modern event has a parallel in the 1920s and 30s but don't worry we turned out just fine", might I suggest reading about the 1940s.
February 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM