Would you like commiseration or suggestions? I can give either or both

Please tell mr onion I love him

he should be a train station mascot like they have in japan, complete with the collectible stamps. east portland's stamp should be mr onion basking in a sunbeam

You have though, I definitely remember reading it!

This is definitely my bet then. My grandma used to say "every baby costs a tooth" but then she'd complain about all the newfangled vitamins my pregnant cousins were taking, lol

[synthesizer doth warble]

If you croak I'll give them an extra churu from you

*The Fang* AND *The Claw*? Monty has truly blessed us this day

Dropped from a height by a bird of prey

Though then I suppose you could blame the bird instead

People told my baby brother that when we were kids (not twins but close in age). He's never quite managed it, though he was the larger baby by a few pounds. No real way to know how they'll grow.

I have a couple favorite drinks and if all else fails, a smartwater. They're almost everywhere and inoffensive.

My circadian clock has been busted since childhood