juniper fiona apple rust
@juniperriver.bsky.social
Cat and fiber arts enthusiast. Semiferal hypermobile autistic.
She/her.
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She/her.
WRITE THE FUCKING ALT TEXT, COWARDS
The fang
has escaped its cage
yes
YES
the fang is OUT
has escaped its cage
yes
YES
the fang is OUT
January 29, 2026 at 6:16 AM
The fang
has escaped its cage
yes
YES
the fang is OUT
has escaped its cage
yes
YES
the fang is OUT
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If anybody needs a blindness sensitivity read, now would be a great time!
January 29, 2026 at 2:40 AM
If anybody needs a blindness sensitivity read, now would be a great time!
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My ko-fi goal is no longer relevant. I'm going to have to figure some things out.
The plumber believes that there was no avoiding it. It's only surprising it hadn't happened yet. He suggested a re-pipe. Imma get more opinions. But please, if you can help, I'll need some.
ko-fi.com/karidru
The plumber believes that there was no avoiding it. It's only surprising it hadn't happened yet. He suggested a re-pipe. Imma get more opinions. But please, if you can help, I'll need some.
ko-fi.com/karidru
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ko-fi.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 AM
My ko-fi goal is no longer relevant. I'm going to have to figure some things out.
The plumber believes that there was no avoiding it. It's only surprising it hadn't happened yet. He suggested a re-pipe. Imma get more opinions. But please, if you can help, I'll need some.
ko-fi.com/karidru
The plumber believes that there was no avoiding it. It's only surprising it hadn't happened yet. He suggested a re-pipe. Imma get more opinions. But please, if you can help, I'll need some.
ko-fi.com/karidru
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for the self-promo tax: when she’s asked who’s a good girl/when she finds out it’s her
January 29, 2026 at 2:53 AM
for the self-promo tax: when she’s asked who’s a good girl/when she finds out it’s her
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FOUND IT, HELL YEAH
Playing the unending game of "where the fuck is the brace I need?"
Object of today's search--thumb brace.
Object of today's search--thumb brace.
January 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
FOUND IT, HELL YEAH
Playing the unending game of "where the fuck is the brace I need?"
Object of today's search--thumb brace.
Object of today's search--thumb brace.
January 29, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Playing the unending game of "where the fuck is the brace I need?"
Object of today's search--thumb brace.
Object of today's search--thumb brace.
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If Bilbo had Chat GPT
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If Bilbo had Chat GPT
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An Ode To Pink Cylinder:
One of Uschi's favorite toys when she was a kitten. It's been lost and found several times. It is currently in lost mode. I haven't seen it in 2 years, but I know we moved here with it.
One of Uschi's favorite toys when she was a kitten. It's been lost and found several times. It is currently in lost mode. I haven't seen it in 2 years, but I know we moved here with it.
January 28, 2026 at 6:24 AM
An Ode To Pink Cylinder:
One of Uschi's favorite toys when she was a kitten. It's been lost and found several times. It is currently in lost mode. I haven't seen it in 2 years, but I know we moved here with it.
One of Uschi's favorite toys when she was a kitten. It's been lost and found several times. It is currently in lost mode. I haven't seen it in 2 years, but I know we moved here with it.
a UPS guy once got to see me fling myself flat behind the couch in response to the doorbell
his baffled "what the fuck???" and burst of laughter will be branded on my soul until I die
his baffled "what the fuck???" and burst of laughter will be branded on my soul until I die
Kit McGodden, 24, reportedly responded to the opening gambit of “knock knock” by dropping to the ground and lying flat on their face.
Knock-knock joke falls flat as autistic refuses to answer door
A knock-knock joke has failed to land, or even get off the ground, as the autistic person on the receiving end simply pretended they hadn’t heard the door going, it has been reported. Kit McGodden,…
thedailytism.com
January 28, 2026 at 10:50 AM
a UPS guy once got to see me fling myself flat behind the couch in response to the doorbell
his baffled "what the fuck???" and burst of laughter will be branded on my soul until I die
his baffled "what the fuck???" and burst of laughter will be branded on my soul until I die
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Timeline cleanse: One Grizzly in his donut.
January 28, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Timeline cleanse: One Grizzly in his donut.
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Artist: @adhd_bri
January 27, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Artist: @adhd_bri
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the horrible horf is complete
January 27, 2026 at 6:58 AM
the horrible horf is complete
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In non-fascism news, a gentle reminder: bird flu still permeates the pet food supply chain in the US and bird flu will kill your cat or cost you a ton of money, IF your vet has access to equipment/therapies.
IF.
No raw food.
Your freeze dried treats also need to be cooked.
Keep them safe.
IF.
No raw food.
Your freeze dried treats also need to be cooked.
Keep them safe.
January 26, 2026 at 5:29 PM
In non-fascism news, a gentle reminder: bird flu still permeates the pet food supply chain in the US and bird flu will kill your cat or cost you a ton of money, IF your vet has access to equipment/therapies.
IF.
No raw food.
Your freeze dried treats also need to be cooked.
Keep them safe.
IF.
No raw food.
Your freeze dried treats also need to be cooked.
Keep them safe.
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There's no alt-text so I'll provide it: it's a tweet by noted piece of shit Republican and MN legislator, Walter Hudson, saying, "We don't require a video. We have an official statement from DHS which has not been disproven."
(It's a real tweet, you can see it here: x.com/WalterHudson... )
(It's a real tweet, you can see it here: x.com/WalterHudson... )
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
An elected Republican legislator in Minnesota ⬇️
An elected Republican legislator in Minnesota ⬇️
January 25, 2026 at 8:50 PM
There's no alt-text so I'll provide it: it's a tweet by noted piece of shit Republican and MN legislator, Walter Hudson, saying, "We don't require a video. We have an official statement from DHS which has not been disproven."
(It's a real tweet, you can see it here: x.com/WalterHudson... )
(It's a real tweet, you can see it here: x.com/WalterHudson... )
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The altnps account is the 13th most followed account on Bluesky and has more followers than every single news outlet other than the NYT, NPR and Meidas Touch on here. They actively spread misinformation and exploit gullible old people for cash. Accounts this unethical do not deserve to exist.
Completely insane. AltNPS claimed to know the name of Alex Pretti's killer, refused to say it because "the truth always comes out," and then just deleted the post.
A man was executed on the street in my hometown, and AltNPS is using that as an excuse to vaguepost for attention.
A man was executed on the street in my hometown, and AltNPS is using that as an excuse to vaguepost for attention.
January 25, 2026 at 7:21 AM
The altnps account is the 13th most followed account on Bluesky and has more followers than every single news outlet other than the NYT, NPR and Meidas Touch on here. They actively spread misinformation and exploit gullible old people for cash. Accounts this unethical do not deserve to exist.
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"Troop 350064 is a trans immigrant troop in the Twin Cities, Minnesota that can’t safely do cookie booths this year. They’re asking for cookie purchases and donations to spread love, and they’ll use the funds to support neighbors and their community." digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop3...
January 25, 2026 at 8:12 PM
"Troop 350064 is a trans immigrant troop in the Twin Cities, Minnesota that can’t safely do cookie booths this year. They’re asking for cookie purchases and donations to spread love, and they’ll use the funds to support neighbors and their community." digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop3...
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anyway good night
January 25, 2026 at 6:02 AM
anyway good night
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They swirled over our heads descended on the feeder like a storm and were gone again in minutes.
January 24, 2026 at 4:54 PM
They swirled over our heads descended on the feeder like a storm and were gone again in minutes.
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My Uschi is basically a meme.
1) Oh hai, did anything nice happen overnight or this morning, or is there some good art to look at...?
2) FUCK THIS
1) Oh hai, did anything nice happen overnight or this morning, or is there some good art to look at...?
2) FUCK THIS
January 24, 2026 at 10:14 PM
My Uschi is basically a meme.
1) Oh hai, did anything nice happen overnight or this morning, or is there some good art to look at...?
2) FUCK THIS
1) Oh hai, did anything nice happen overnight or this morning, or is there some good art to look at...?
2) FUCK THIS
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Dex doing good and informative work with this thread and also reminding me why I do not live in the upper Midwest
Hey friends, it's -15 degrees outside! In temps like this, exposed or improperly insulated skin can get frostbitten in as little as 10 minutes. Here's how you care for it if it happens.
First, you need to identify what level of frostbite you have!
First, you need to identify what level of frostbite you have!
January 23, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Dex doing good and informative work with this thread and also reminding me why I do not live in the upper Midwest
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anyway good night
January 23, 2026 at 5:52 AM
anyway good night