juniper fiona apple rust
@juniperriver.bsky.social
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Cat and fiber arts enthusiast. Semiferal hypermobile autistic. She/her. I block follow farmers.
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I had to pick her up and put her on my belly a few times but she's got the message now. Her favorite sleeping spot is back in business.
Fluffy gray cat sleeping flat on my torso, tucked in between the sheet and a fluffy blanket.
juniperriver.bsky.social
Closest I could find

bsky.app/profile/frog...
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When Toad woke up in the morning, he put the hat on his head.

It was just the right size.
Still wearing his pajamas, Toad tries on his hat, which suddenly fits.

From "The Hat"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Authorities have arrested a Florida man for intentionally starting the fire that burned Los Angeles's Pacific Palisades. So why does it feel like the fire was started by a cat-eating immigrant from war-ravaged Portland, Oregon?
juniperriver.bsky.social
And also cats are opportunistic little buttheads
juniperriver.bsky.social
Can't remember the last time I used any variation of skank and am going to chalk it up to needing to sleep some more
juniperriver.bsky.social
"Get out of my soup, you incorrigible little skanklet" sure is a string of words that just left my mouth
juniperriver.bsky.social
Yeah hydrocodone is the happy medium for me. Enough pain relief with less of the smushed feeling, and doesn't make me pop fevers and get the spins like codeine weirdly does
juniperriver.bsky.social
Yeah opioids make me feel like a flower in a press. Not restful
juniperriver.bsky.social
My brother had surgery for this plus nasal polyp removal earlier this year. It flattened his workaholic ass for a few days. I say this not to spook you but to encourage you to take it easy and say that all whining is completely warranted, complain away.
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She keeps doing these big happy sighs and becoming more of a liquid 🥹
juniperriver.bsky.social
I had to pick her up and put her on my belly a few times but she's got the message now. Her favorite sleeping spot is back in business.
Fluffy gray cat sleeping flat on my torso, tucked in between the sheet and a fluffy blanket.
juniperriver.bsky.social
My cat has been avoiding my belly since I had surgery. She caught on pretty quick that stepping on it hurt me, and she started sleeping in her bed or by my head.
juniperriver.bsky.social
Speaking of Fiasco's leggies, how is his adventure leg doing?
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juniperriver.bsky.social
There's another one in that thread with her wriggling on her back in the grass
juniperriver.bsky.social
You've been learning Spanish and it was meant to say "sobre," meaning "about," to prompt you to fill that line, but autocorrect bit you and you didn't fill it in?
juniperriver.bsky.social
I browse while stoned and with my cat asleep on me so yes, I have snorted hard enough to wake my cat
juniperriver.bsky.social
I have zero go juice today, I am so tired. Nap time.
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hexedragon.bsky.social
having a disability is like being a level 1 wizard when everyone around you is a level 20 fighter. what do you mean you can make 4 atttacks per turn, i'm over here struggling to cast "clean room" because i already used both my spell slots on dishes and laundry
juniperriver.bsky.social
Forever mad at the first ancestor to crawl out of the sea
juniperriver.bsky.social
I have to dose my cat with that sometimes and yes. She gets so floppy. And seems to forget she has a tail.