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junotheosis.bsky.social
JUNO
@junotheosis.bsky.social
they/she, 20s
here to see art and maybe make friends(?)
if you know me from elsewhere say hi just be aware there will be tits
<3
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alright fuck it we ball. friends there will be sex posting. you have been warned. remain here at your own risk.
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a lot of people have posted my favorite ffxiv posts but i have to give a shoutout to captain ahab white whale ffxiv roleplay. it lives in my mind forever
January 28, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I like the term "jilling off". its cute
January 28, 2026 at 7:31 PM
why the fuck is our society not structured explicitly to facilitate and expedite gay sex
January 28, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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i forgot what i named my island sanctuary animals
January 27, 2026 at 9:48 PM
can i say something super embarrassingly gay
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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So let's do that againn
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January 26, 2026 at 8:08 AM
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i think yshtola would be kind of into foot stuff but would bluntly deny it if she was asked outside of sex
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 AM
had a dream with a pastel pink bohrok made of lego rather than bionicle bits and smaller. like the size of a baseball. i need her
January 25, 2026 at 4:06 PM
ambipoms awesome stealing has DESTROYED the arrogant super shadow
January 25, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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🚨BREAKING🚨

Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through A Realm Reborn in FFXIV WITHOUT skipping.

What are your thoughts on this?
January 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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They made one with a body like me & she's not a fuckin food joke or an "eww gross" joke. They let her be sexy AND goofy. I'm pounding my fuckin chest like Donkey Kong. The girls are RED. I'm gonna live forever.
January 23, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Well, I'm really grateful to the Bluesky community, so I'm holding a giveaway!
By following, liking, and sharing, you're already entered <3
The giveaway will be held on Friday the 23rd. If there are a lot of entries, I'll add more winners.
Good luck!
#giveaway #discoelysium
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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yall the moon is fucking gorgeous I love her
January 21, 2026 at 11:42 PM
JOIN YOUR LOCAL HEMA CLUB. THERE ARE SO MANY TRANS WOMEN THERE. ATTACK THEM ALL WITH SWORDS. NEVER KILL YOURSELF
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 7:39 AM
i wish i knew a spell
January 20, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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everything i do is for the girls, and im glad everyone else enjoys it too. but im always thinking about women because i am in love with them.
January 20, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Super Mario Strikers and Mario Strikers Charged contain a threatening comment in the code for the shot accuracy variable: "DO NOT TOUCH THIS NUMBER MIKE INGLEHART". Ironically, the number has in fact been touched, since it was cut in half between the two games.
January 19, 2026 at 4:50 PM
i would like to personally endorse Fucking Your Friends. its awesome and you should try it out
January 18, 2026 at 2:24 AM
*violates CPT symmetry cutely*
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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from what I understand zero has aether vampire powers and I like the idea of someone pulling yshtola aside to be like “you’re already spending so much aether on seeing it’s actually killing you. why are we loaning it out to a vamp butch” which is of course answered by the existence of the vamp butch
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
bust a nut inside your eye
to show you where i come from
January 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM