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We Call Them Water Dudes

@jurisdudence.bsky.social

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Yeah, it’s me, an ashtray full of Malört. You may be wondering how I got this way and it’s a long story.

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 5d

I sure as fuck don’t have a king.

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 43m

Lololololol

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 53m

Fuck off, slinky ears.

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 57m

How dare you! She has [looks at YT stats] HUNDREDS of viewers!

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 1h

Lololololololol

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Rep. Steven Woodrow @woodrowforco.bsky.social · 15h

The media’s job is to make you think that the people who want to give you healthcare are just as crazy as the people trying to take it away.

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 1h

Grippo’s-flavored goetta is now a thing that exists. The world isn’t all bad.

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Fuss @semperfitrex.bsky.social · 1h

You can't reconcile "we are not going back to the way things were", which is a laudable position on its own, with "things have never been this bad."

Fighting to maintain progress, and to keep improving things, requires acceptance that things have often been worse!

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 2h

Often imitated, never duplicated.

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 2h

I think ai is dumb and anyone anthropomorphizing it is also dumb. It’s a glorified AIM chatbot that turns you lazy and stupid through atrophy.

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Fuss @semperfitrex.bsky.social · 2h

Just reupping to point out that Hasan Piker is another nepobaby who got his position through his uncle's influence.

He's left-wing millennial Jonah Goldberg.

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The department of bad takes @lordkeynes42.bsky.social · 7h

Hasan is a piece of shit and the dog shock collar is honestly the cherry on top.

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 3h

Bro needs that surgery for brachycephalic dogs that can’t breath.

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 3h

“Non-denominational”

a man is standing in a crowd and says " dead giveaway , dead giveaway . "

ALT: a man is standing in a crowd and says " dead giveaway , dead giveaway . "

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 3h

I will not back down.

Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.

What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?

Donald Trump Truth Social Post: Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also.

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 3h

Corporate/ personal injury /criminal defense

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 3h

BAH GAWD THATS PETER DAOU’S MUSIC!

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 4h

Probably wanting to get some fuck off money from Fox to voluntarily dismiss them as a party.

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 4h

Woo Girl pedal wagons gonna be even more lit.

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 4h

Absolutely!

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 4h

Prayer Warriors are technically warriors.

a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .

ALT: a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 4h

Thanks, Obama.

We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 4h

Either say the fucking word or don’t. Using an asterisk in a text-based medium is as silly as typing out “fiddlesticks” or “jeezle Pete.” Just say the word we all know you’re saying. It’s ok, the hall monitors aren’t gonna tell the teacher.

Tammy Duckworth @duckworth.senate.gov · Mar 26

Pete Hegseth is a f*cking liar. This is so clearly classified info he recklessly leaked that could’ve gotten our pilots killed.

He needs to resign in disgrace immediately.

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 4h

As an inveterate swearer, this is right. It feels cringey and disingenuous. Like when a child first learns a curse word and uses it awkwardly and unnaturally. Doesn’t help that Schumer is sorta walking and gesticulating in a way that’s reminiscent of an unsteady toddler as he’s doing it.

Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 13h

I hate the thing where Dems curse now so much. Purely reactive. “Trump curses, Trump won, we’ll do what he did.” No you morons

Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 15h

"So, Democrats have three words for this: no fucking way. It's literally life or death. We will not let Republicans blow up our health care system."

This is, hands down, the best comms work Chuck Schumer has done in YEARS. Surprisingly good.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 22h

Shout out to the American Presidents who didn't... (checks notes)... hate Americans.

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We Call Them Water Dudes @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 15h

Banh mi is like the platonic ideal of sandwich. It’s perfection. It is what every other sandwich hopes to be but always falls short of.