Justen Jess
@justen.babylonpod.page
they/he. Babylon Podject host, player on Dubious Creature Productions, relatively NSFW, and absolute delight/terror (depends on the day and the crowd). Bouncing between sci-fi, wrestling, and RPGs.
Main event aside (I liked a lot of parts of it apart from the winner but I knew that going in), REALLY loved Worlds End.
Jon Moxley pulling the heist of the year with my heart is maybe the best two-match storyline I could ever ask for.
Jon Moxley pulling the heist of the year with my heart is maybe the best two-match storyline I could ever ask for.
December 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Main event aside (I liked a lot of parts of it apart from the winner but I knew that going in), REALLY loved Worlds End.
Jon Moxley pulling the heist of the year with my heart is maybe the best two-match storyline I could ever ask for.
Jon Moxley pulling the heist of the year with my heart is maybe the best two-match storyline I could ever ask for.
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still thinking about this…hangmega your ghost is everywhere
real quick. hangman doing a buckshot off of swerves back. i’m foaming at the mouth right now
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
still thinking about this…hangmega your ghost is everywhere
GREEN LANTERN GEAR FOR SWERVE LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
December 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
GREEN LANTERN GEAR FOR SWERVE LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
Mox, you're going too far in this face turn. Your back's looking submissive and stabbable.
December 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Mox, you're going too far in this face turn. Your back's looking submissive and stabbable.
If nothing else, we are watching Jon Moxley vs. Kazuchika Okada for the very first time.
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If nothing else, we are watching Jon Moxley vs. Kazuchika Okada for the very first time.
Marina doing a parody of the sloth kicks rules so fucking much
December 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Marina doing a parody of the sloth kicks rules so fucking much
Gabe Kidd is just "what if Brian Cage got raised in England as a puro nerd instead of reading comic books"
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Gabe Kidd is just "what if Brian Cage got raised in England as a puro nerd instead of reading comic books"
Austin Gunn looks like a Ninja Turtle with his look tonight (appreciative)
December 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Austin Gunn looks like a Ninja Turtle with his look tonight (appreciative)
Two hours ago, if you'd asked me the least interesting finals matchup, it would've been Okada-Mox (insanely)
BUT NOW?!?!?!
BUT NOW?!?!?!
December 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Two hours ago, if you'd asked me the least interesting finals matchup, it would've been Okada-Mox (insanely)
BUT NOW?!?!?!
BUT NOW?!?!?!
TONY KHAN BETTER FUCKING HAVE WILD THING ON STANDBY
That's my dude JEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOHN MAWWWWWXLEY
Face Mox is hitting so good tonight
Face Mox is hitting so good tonight
December 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
TONY KHAN BETTER FUCKING HAVE WILD THING ON STANDBY
That's my dude JEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOHN MAWWWWWXLEY
Face Mox is hitting so good tonight
Face Mox is hitting so good tonight
December 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
That's my dude JEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOHN MAWWWWWXLEY
Face Mox is hitting so good tonight
Face Mox is hitting so good tonight
We got one walker, Rogue Leader!
December 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
We got one walker, Rogue Leader!
Total cultural victory moment: there’s no Gay Cousin, there’s the Cishet Cousin in our family.
December 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Total cultural victory moment: there’s no Gay Cousin, there’s the Cishet Cousin in our family.
I need a man who will play with my hair
I didn’t just grow this out for my own enjoyment
I didn’t just grow this out for my own enjoyment
December 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I need a man who will play with my hair
I didn’t just grow this out for my own enjoyment
I didn’t just grow this out for my own enjoyment
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When an author writes an unfinished story, but there is a promise it will continue, imagination is licensed to the audience. When the story ends, the license of the audience to imagine is revoked. This is the impossible problem of franchise fandom; you cannot reclaim territory ceded to imagination.
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
When an author writes an unfinished story, but there is a promise it will continue, imagination is licensed to the audience. When the story ends, the license of the audience to imagine is revoked. This is the impossible problem of franchise fandom; you cannot reclaim territory ceded to imagination.
Post-Christmas boozing!
December 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Post-Christmas boozing!
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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i know if we put a sad muscular woman in a silk shirt and had her fight people with a sword 22 episodes a year we could heal this world
some should reboot highlander with lesbians. dykelander. billion dollar show guaranteed
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
i know if we put a sad muscular woman in a silk shirt and had her fight people with a sword 22 episodes a year we could heal this world
My dad’s Christmas gift from me: thanks,
@chriskempshall.bsky.social
@lollardfish.bsky.social
@profgabriele.com
@mikeduncan.bsky.social !
@chriskempshall.bsky.social
@lollardfish.bsky.social
@profgabriele.com
@mikeduncan.bsky.social !
December 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My dad’s Christmas gift from me: thanks,
@chriskempshall.bsky.social
@lollardfish.bsky.social
@profgabriele.com
@mikeduncan.bsky.social !
@chriskempshall.bsky.social
@lollardfish.bsky.social
@profgabriele.com
@mikeduncan.bsky.social !
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you’re gonna need a tinier tim
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
you’re gonna need a tinier tim
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The scene where Cocaine Bro says "I know stuff. I watch 60 Minutes."
That part hits different this year.
That part hits different this year.
December 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The scene where Cocaine Bro says "I know stuff. I watch 60 Minutes."
That part hits different this year.
That part hits different this year.
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This is, by far, my favorite Terry Pratchett quote.
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This is, by far, my favorite Terry Pratchett quote.
Yeah, it's time to watch Hans Gruber try to steal Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Yeah, it's time to watch Hans Gruber try to steal Christmas
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in pro wrestling if you chant 'kiss' you might actually get one
December 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
in pro wrestling if you chant 'kiss' you might actually get one