Dracula
@justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social
Hobby game maker
Professional inventor of strawbarinara
Professional inventor of strawbarinara
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Dracula
@justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social
· Mar 18
Belonging by Ian
Finding where you belong
endowns.itch.io
If you've ever wanted to find your place in the universe, if you were a collection of rectangles, have I the 75 second game for you!
endowns.itch.io/belonging
endowns.itch.io/belonging
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that entire eric adams ziwe interview:
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
that entire eric adams ziwe interview:
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
Arc raiders? That dinosaur game?
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Arc raiders? That dinosaur game?
I'll bravely stand side by side with Kimmy here and proudly say I also think psychics are full of shit
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'll bravely stand side by side with Kimmy here and proudly say I also think psychics are full of shit
*saturday 8:01 am* loudest thing in the world
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
*saturday 8:01 am* loudest thing in the world
The heart without art is just 'he'
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The heart without art is just 'he'
Eating pancakes alone like a man without a job
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Eating pancakes alone like a man without a job
Lemon pepper wet
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Lemon pepper wet
My party trick is a forgotten knowledge too powerful to be unleashed in a skeet
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My party trick is a forgotten knowledge too powerful to be unleashed in a skeet
Leftists should of held there nose and voted for Jimmy Carter but they wanted to play purity politics and we got Reagan
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Leftists should of held there nose and voted for Jimmy Carter but they wanted to play purity politics and we got Reagan
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We, as a society, have decided to collectively forget the tv show Californication, and the world is better for it
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
We, as a society, have decided to collectively forget the tv show Californication, and the world is better for it
if you walk through the garden
you better watch your back
if you pick my strawberry
you'll never get the hand back
you better watch your back
if you pick my strawberry
you'll never get the hand back
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
if you walk through the garden
you better watch your back
if you pick my strawberry
you'll never get the hand back
you better watch your back
if you pick my strawberry
you'll never get the hand back
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I see trees of green, red roses too,
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I see trees of green, red roses too,
Congratulations to the twice loser cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Congratulations to the twice loser cuomo
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Really disrespectful that no one is calling him Penis Cheney in their obits, nicknames are not appropriate in formal use
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Really disrespectful that no one is calling him Penis Cheney in their obits, nicknames are not appropriate in formal use
sephiroth will be posting through it tonight
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
sephiroth will be posting through it tonight
"A dickless sad whiny loser like yourself could never comprehend a man like my husband"
A dickless sad whiny loser like yourself could never comprehend a man like my husband. He’s first generation & his Cuban father escaped Castro’s concentration camp & you wouldn’t last an hour in their shoes. You wouldn’t last an hour in mine, cowardly chuckle fuck
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"A dickless sad whiny loser like yourself could never comprehend a man like my husband"
I can't believe Dick Cheney went the way Tyrion Lannister dreamed of dying
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I can't believe Dick Cheney went the way Tyrion Lannister dreamed of dying
Cuomo should drop out of the race and set his sights on the white house #Cuomo2028
November 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Cuomo should drop out of the race and set his sights on the white house #Cuomo2028
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
I was gonna make a joke about how you never see this on tote bags and whatnot but then I went to etsy and searched Kahlo's name and boy it'll make you want to scream and cry with all the ai slop
4 a #MarxistMonday.
“There is so much wealth and so much misery at the same time, that it seems incredible that people can endure such class difference, and accept such a form of hunger while on the other hand, the millionaires throw away millions on stupidities.”
#FridaKahlo
“There is so much wealth and so much misery at the same time, that it seems incredible that people can endure such class difference, and accept such a form of hunger while on the other hand, the millionaires throw away millions on stupidities.”
#FridaKahlo
November 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I was gonna make a joke about how you never see this on tote bags and whatnot but then I went to etsy and searched Kahlo's name and boy it'll make you want to scream and cry with all the ai slop
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imagine letting Jizz Hornkamp score a hattrick against you in 30 minutes LMFAO
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
imagine letting Jizz Hornkamp score a hattrick against you in 30 minutes LMFAO
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Getting turnt on na Heineken
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Getting turnt on na Heineken
killing myself because Ai told me id become a writer
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
killing myself because Ai told me id become a writer
Look at my C-suite dawg
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Look at my C-suite dawg