Jaffe
jzj1990.bsky.social
Jaffe
@jzj1990.bsky.social
Attorney & music stuff
2026 Resolutions:

- Find a therapist who actually can fix me
- Play shows with Devin
- Embrace "yes and"
- Rehab my dang knee
December 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
Opinion | The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My favorite Pompeii fact is that a man was forever frozen in time mid jack off
December 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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This is your annual reminder that the Time Person of the Year award is NOT meant as an endorsement, for example they gave the award to Adolf Hitler in 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, and 1943 (when the magazine was renamed Hitler Monthly)
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Can someone invent the Eternal Sunshine procedure already
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'm shaving my head
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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bro quit being epic and based ur scaring the hoes
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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roses are red, violets are funky,
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Cornelian dilemma - Wikipedia
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December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I cannot wait for this year to be over
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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There are three sides to every story yet you’ve only heard one
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Oh so THIS is the winter of my discontent
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My favorite part of my new apartment is the bloodcurdling screams of the dementia-riddled Slavic woman who lives at the end of the hall
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My Halloween costume this year is treatment-resistant depression
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
firmly in my flop era
September 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
As someone with avoidant attachment issues, there's a cruel irony in getting ghosted by your therapist.
September 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Since May:

Federal district courts have ruled against Trump admin 94% of the time.

Supreme Court has sided with the Trump admin 94% of the time.

A judiciary at war with itself.
June 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Eastern time zone the worst by far. Strongest concentration of evil. Some people get mad and try to argue with this fact, which is called having an "eastern time zone moment"
June 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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May 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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repost if you
April 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Has anyone successfully leveraged a counteroffer from your current place of employment?
April 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day to all who celebrate
April 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
People will do anything but go to therapy
April 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM