K82
@k82.bsky.social
fantastic, but wildly inappropriate. woefully uncool since '82. confidently wrong. ridden with exisential dread. it's all my fault. thanks for noticing me.
https://www.last.fm/user/konstantine1982
https://www.last.fm/user/konstantine1982
Unrelated: why did the 💍 in S7 make me more emotional than the first two?
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Unrelated: why did the 💍 in S7 make me more emotional than the first two?
Why does it feel like a Monday?
December 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Why does it feel like a Monday?
threat level midnight
a man in a suit and tie is saying " cleanup on aisle five "
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying " cleanup on aisle five "
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
threat level midnight
One of the members of the wombats discord gave me the lyrics to Something Corporate's "Walking By" and I'm 🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭
December 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
One of the members of the wombats discord gave me the lyrics to Something Corporate's "Walking By" and I'm 🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭
goldfish cracker on spoon
acrylic on canvas
2025
acrylic on canvas
2025
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
goldfish cracker on spoon
acrylic on canvas
2025
acrylic on canvas
2025
At least I'm not in tears this year. 🥂🤘
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
At least I'm not in tears this year. 🥂🤘
I'm the one emptying the toddler poopy potty contents. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I'm the one emptying the toddler poopy potty contents. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. 🎄
I was far more productive during Gremlins. Love Actually is on. Haven't wrapped a thing in 45 mins, but also not watching the movie.
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I was far more productive during Gremlins. Love Actually is on. Haven't wrapped a thing in 45 mins, but also not watching the movie.
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Me and a bunch of the neighborhood dads are wrapping our baseball bats in barbed wire, ready to kick Santa's ass if he tries to kiss our wives tonight.
December 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me and a bunch of the neighborhood dads are wrapping our baseball bats in barbed wire, ready to kick Santa's ass if he tries to kiss our wives tonight.
ooooo onigiri place open till 6. Heading to Providence. Godspeed to me.
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
ooooo onigiri place open till 6. Heading to Providence. Godspeed to me.
Can I disappear till June maybe?
December 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Can I disappear till June maybe?
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We've hit the bottom!
Lowest solar noon of the year. Time to start gaining daylight again tomorrow. #HappySolstice
Lowest solar noon of the year. Time to start gaining daylight again tomorrow. #HappySolstice
December 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
We've hit the bottom!
Lowest solar noon of the year. Time to start gaining daylight again tomorrow. #HappySolstice
Lowest solar noon of the year. Time to start gaining daylight again tomorrow. #HappySolstice
It's 37 degrees Fahrenheit outside and my window is down and I'm driving while blasting James Marriott. Only thing missing from this New England tableau is an iced coffee.
December 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It's 37 degrees Fahrenheit outside and my window is down and I'm driving while blasting James Marriott. Only thing missing from this New England tableau is an iced coffee.
Falling apart, one dead skin cell at a time.
December 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Falling apart, one dead skin cell at a time.
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*faints*
Wet rat winter? Here's what to do if you find a rat coming through your toilet following heavy Western Washington rain and floods.
First came the rain. Then came the toilet rats.
Wet rat winter? Here's what to do if you find a rat coming through your toilet following heavy Western Washington rain and floods.
www.kuow.org
December 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
*faints*
I keep getting 67'd on Soundmap.
Unrelated, the salt truck just flew down my street and pelted my car with force.
Unrelated, the salt truck just flew down my street and pelted my car with force.
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I keep getting 67'd on Soundmap.
Unrelated, the salt truck just flew down my street and pelted my car with force.
Unrelated, the salt truck just flew down my street and pelted my car with force.
😐🫤😐🫤😔
"We got him," says FBI Special Agent in Charge Ted Docks. The search for the man who killed two Brown University students and injured nine others has ended after six days. Live updates: https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/providence/brown-university-reports-active-shooter/
December 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
😐🫤😐🫤😔
Just because I bought a 7" vinyl for a friend so she can resell it does NOT mean that I want to join your mailing list. No.
December 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just because I bought a 7" vinyl for a friend so she can resell it does NOT mean that I want to join your mailing list. No.
I smell like anise extract and I'm not upset about it.
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I smell like anise extract and I'm not upset about it.
So they let the person of interest in the Brown shooting go. Cool. Cool cool.
They found that alleged ceo killer at a McDonald's a few weeks later. Let's figure this out, FBI.
They found that alleged ceo killer at a McDonald's a few weeks later. Let's figure this out, FBI.
December 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
So they let the person of interest in the Brown shooting go. Cool. Cool cool.
They found that alleged ceo killer at a McDonald's a few weeks later. Let's figure this out, FBI.
They found that alleged ceo killer at a McDonald's a few weeks later. Let's figure this out, FBI.
I like the demo just a little less than the official release. I also feel this is the sister song to "Can't Say No"
youtu.be/3PuywsCnlkQ
youtu.be/3PuywsCnlkQ
The Wombats - Different Next Time (Official Visualiser)
YouTube video by The Wombats
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I like the demo just a little less than the official release. I also feel this is the sister song to "Can't Say No"
youtu.be/3PuywsCnlkQ
youtu.be/3PuywsCnlkQ
I am devastated. 😭😭😭
#Breaking: Two people are dead and eight people are in critical condition after a shooting near Brown University.
Updates: https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/providence/brown-university-reports-active-shooter/
Updates: https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/providence/brown-university-reports-active-shooter/
December 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I am devastated. 😭😭😭
Does anyone else's back get itchy when they cough too much? Just me?
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Does anyone else's back get itchy when they cough too much? Just me?