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Kal Addams Comedy
@kaladdams.bsky.social
Trans comedian in the FL Panhandle. Former tech bro.
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I'm sorry, are we really sitting here watching in real-time as a narcissist with dementia tries to convince us that the man responsible for more than one of the most beloved movies in US history, and who made gay marriage a reality in California, is equivalent to the literal groomer, Charlie Kirk? 😂
December 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The rainbows everywhere and trans colors on the GOOD flags were intentional and I will not ve told otherwise.
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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There is literally no reason for the military to be in D.C.
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I just blew my nose and the snot pattern on the tissue was in the shape of a beautiful green butterfly, and I had a very serious debate with myself about whether I should post it on the internet. And instead, I just decided to tell you about it.
You're welcome.
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Trump has managed to accomplish something that the liberals couldn't: making Fox News faithfuls hate him 😂
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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🏳️‍⚧️ Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance.

A day to honor and remember Trans people who have lost their lives to anti-transgender violence over the past year, in hopes of raising awareness about this violence, calling for a future where all Trans people can live safely and without fear. 🏳️‍⚧️
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I love and admire Ben for many reasons, and one of them is how perfectly he is able to distill the pathetic-ness of the right and instill hope and solidarity in everyone else around him.

Anyway, go read his interview with the biggest Spanish newspaper here: english.elpais.com/technology/2...
Ben Collins, from ‘The Onion’: ‘The powerful have a revenge fantasy, it’s the revenge of the dorks’
The CEO of the leading US satirical website explains what to do when reality is crazy, and how he is trying to buy the website of a famous conspiracy theorist
english.elpais.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
And it's also the poorest execution. Like, my kids covered their asses better when they were in preschool.
The Epstein saga is the biggest political cover-up in modern history.
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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It’s the all caps that convince me.
for some reason, i don’t believe them
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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For @teenvogue.com I wrote about the death of trans athlete Lia Smith and how trans youth kind themselves with central pillars of their lives being constantly ripped away from them because of politics. www.teenvogue.com/story/politi...
Politicizing Transgender Athletes Is Dangerous. Lia Smith Deserved Better.
"Let her passing be an inflection point for how you think about trans rights and trans people more generally."
www.teenvogue.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Some rituals are sacred
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
And they all seem to target my 91 year old grandma. ALL of them.
Meta is making billions of dollars every year from ads marketing scams and illegal products on its platform, according to a new report from Reuters.
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Subscribe to The Onion instead of whatever this shit is.

Membership.theonion.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Gavin Newsom is the Andrew Cuomo of California. Pass it on.
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
They were the comically bad guys. Like, really? This is just sad.
November 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I don't know what you think you saw, but no, you didn't.
Regional grocery and big box stores are internally preparing and collaborating with police in anticipation of higher rates of theft due to no SNAP. Please watch your back and protect your community members.
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Don't get me wrong, I'll be so glad when they're gone, but when life gives you ...wood? You make a table?

I dunno, I tried. #StandUpComedy
#QueerStandUpComedian
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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A.I. people love to say "right now it's the worst it'll ever be" as if we haven't watched all websites get steadily worse over the last 10 years. You think it's going to be better once they bloat it with a million data trackers and pump it full of ads?
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Subscribe to The Onion and help us grow the last unenshittified thing.

membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Irony is dead.
Trump responds to No Kings by posting video depicting him as a king
October 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM